Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Heh, an average human can only hold their breath for less than three minutes. Even with the most professional training, they can only hold their breath for more than ten minutes. That guy hasn't come up in such a long time, he must be dead."

Mikael said to everyone with a smirk on his face, as if he had forgotten the pain in his butt.

And beneath the layers of yellow sand, if the wind-eroded sandworms could really think, they would definitely be wondering why Jiraiya could still persist.

You know, it's not like you can just stay still and calm your mind, keeping all the oxygen consumption in your body to a minimum.

The wind-eroded sandworm was moving at high speed, waving its huge tail. If it were just an ordinary human, the high-speed flying sand alone would be enough to scrape it into a bloody mess.

"You don't need to worry about his life or death. Instead of worrying about him, you should worry about your own life or death!"

Tsunade was the last one to jump up, she clenched her fists, making a clattering sound, and stared at Mikael who was lying on the ground.

"What do you want to do!? Don't bother me! Everyone go catch those things! Hold them at knifepoint!" Mikael directly called those people at the auction things.

It seems that he had dreamed of becoming a god long ago.

It must be said that this guy really has some brains. When he realized that his troops could not defeat the enemy, he immediately changed his strategy.

If you can save one person, can you save everyone?

But the next moment, Tsunade came to Mikael at a speed that was invisible to the naked eye, and pinched his neck with one hand.

"I advise you to ask your men to stop. Otherwise, I will kill you in a moment." Tsunade's beautiful eyes stared at Mikael in her hands with murderous intent.

Shocked by Tsunade's words, the soldiers stopped and waited hesitantly for the next instruction.

"Why are you looking at me? Keep catching those pigs!" Mikael screamed.

Although they could not understand Mikael's order, the soldiers still chose to obey it. After all, whether he lived or died did not really matter to these desperate criminals.

Anyway, if he died, his father would give him money. It would just be a scolding, and saving him might cost him his life.

"Ahem... Woman, I have been in the desert for many years. I have not learned any skills. The only thing I can do is to judge people!"

Mikael is such a chatterbox. He still wants to say a few words even in this situation.

"Don't be so boastful. What I see in your eyes is kindness. I guess you are here to save people, not to kill them?

You who are righteous and moralistic are like this. Even if you tell them everything, you still can’t do it.”

Mikael looked confidently at Tsunade's charming face, and he did not see any murderous intent on her still young face.

However, the next moment, a piece of his arm was crushed!

"Ah!!!" A heart-wrenching scream resounded throughout the venue. It was extreme pain! The merciful Tsunade actually crushed Mikael's forearm with one hand.

"You! You! You..." Mikaler spoke incoherently, but he was still stubborn and unwilling to recall his subordinates.

He knew very well that his only chance of turning the situation around was to take enough hostages based on his huge numbers!

But the next second, he was stepped on by Tsunade and his arm was broken. Tsunade is indeed the best medical ninja in the entire ninja world, responsible for saving lives and healing the wounded.

But before she could be a medical ninja, she had to be a ninja first! As a ninja, how could she not kill people? But in the past, things like torturing and interrogating the enemy were mostly left to Orochimaru.

...Thinking about it this way, perhaps it was Jiraiya's and my habitual escape that allowed Orochimaru to get rid of too much darkness and pain?

"Ah!!!" The howling of pain continued. Not to mention Paimon, everyone else present except Kakashi couldn't bear to watch this scene.

Tsunade also entered the "Paimon's Most Fearless List" at this moment, and her ranking soared rapidly. At this moment, she was ranked above Diluk, Ningguang, and Kamisato Ayato.

But even so, Mikaler refused to admit defeat and still begged with gritted teeth. As long as he could obtain the canned knowledge of the gods and the look back of Lord Scarlet King, all the suffering would be gone!

As expected, this kind of extreme religious belief creates crazy people... How could an ordinary young man like this possibly endure this kind of pain?

Then, Mikale's other arm and leg were broken one after another. Mikale was sweating coldly, but he still smiled despite the pain.

It seems that I have survived! Now it seems that the group of people over there are very strong. But they are ridiculously strong and are also exhausted by the huge number of orders. My troops will soon be able to break through the defense and hijack the hostages.

By then, I will have the capital to negotiate. Moral kidnapping is really something that has been proven to work!

"What! My limbs are broken, what else can you do? Come and kill me!" Mikael roared with blood in his mouth. It seemed that he had broken his teeth but was still holding on.

How insane is this kind of religious belief?

However, the little bit of courage that Mikael had just shown up was retracted in an instant.

Tsunade just sighed helplessly, then squatted down and said in a gentle tone: "As you said just now, I am here to save people. So, I can also save you."

While Tsunade was speaking, she also used medical ninjutsu in her palm. Green gas flowed into Mikael's arm, and seemed to be repairing Mikael's flesh and blood at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Although his body was truly saved by the other party, Mikael was howling in extreme pain! If he could be cured like this, then there would be a third time, a fourth time...

When he thought of this, even if the evil god had infused his brain, Mikaler would collapse if he encountered such a thing...

Not to mention the silver-haired man with his eyes covered not far away, who gave him another big blow!

"Lack of numbers? Maybe not as good as Naruto, but it should be enough to protect these people." Kakashi said while making seals with his hands.

Suddenly, white mist rose from the entire auction venue, and countless Kakashi teachers appeared in the auction venue, stretching their bodies in various ways.

Although it is not possible to rely on just one clone to fight against those sharp holy skeleton monsters, it is more than enough to deal with a large number of ordinary soldiers.

……

In this way, Mikael's last hope was shattered, and he completely collapsed both physically and mentally.

He almost cried out, "Stop fighting! I surrender! I surrender! Please let me go!"