Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact
Chapter 41 Toad Love
"We can indeed sense Jiraiya's aura on these two guys." Gama Fukasaku and Gama Shima looked at the two Abyss Water Apostles and Abyss Thunder Apostles in front of them in confusion.
Then he asked the two guys, "Did you fight with little Jiraiya?"
However, the two Abyss Apostles were still confused. They had already suffered a lot from the beginning of the battle with a giant toad, and now they were surrounded by all kinds of strange toads.
The key point is that I can actually understand what these frogs are saying.
After being confused for a while, he finally realized that he was captured by a group of toads.
After the Water Apostle looked around, he found that the giant toads around him were particularly respectful to the small strange toad with a beard in the middle.
It seems that this old toad might be the leader of all the toads. As long as he holds it hostage, he can get out safely!
The two apostles thought so and said to Toad Fukasaku almost at the same time: "Please come closer so that we can tell you."
To be honest, even within the Abyss Apostles, I felt that the other party's intentions were too obvious. However, I actually said the same thing as him, this simply wouldn't work, right?
The two apostles were thinking this when they saw Fukasaku and Shima jump down from the giant toad's palm and even jump within two meters of them.
None of the giant toads on the side showed any intention of stopping them.
Seeing this scene, the two Abyss Apostles were delighted. Yes, they were just a bunch of toads, how smart could they be? As "humans", they could easily catch them with just a few words.
If he couldn’t defeat those toads that were dozens of meters tall, how could he not defeat these two that were only an inch tall?
Seeing Fukasaku and Shima entering the attack range, the Apostle of Abyss Water started the water wheel and rushed towards Fukasaku and Shima.
However, in just a moment, he fell to the ground in a daze. The Abyss Water Apostle, who was always good at spinning and attacking, actually fainted? What happened?
I was actually being stepped on by that old toad?
In comparison, the Abyss Thunder Apostle was even more wronged. The Water Apostle at least managed to attack, but the Thunder Apostle didn't even attack... and was inexplicably tied up by the female toad's tongue.
Moreover, he couldn't even generate any elemental power. It was as if all the energy had been drained out.
"Can you calm down now and talk to me, old man?" Fukasaku said, and slapped the Apostle of the Abyss Water on the butt.
God knows how such a short toad can have such great strength? The Abyss Water Apostle felt that the slap was more painful than being pressed by the big toad of Yanxu.
Just as the Apostle of Abyssal Water was about to let go, the Apostle of Thunder started howling, "I'll tell you! I'll tell you everything! Stop it now!"
Gamashima looked like an ordinary old lady, with purple curly hair (pile up in lumps), holding a feather duster in her hand, and kept beating the abyss thunder apostle on the buttocks.
He kept muttering, "You are such a disobedient child. Rebellious children should be whipped more often."
This posture was indeed scary enough. All the giant toads turned away in fear, not daring to look at this cruel scene. Even Fukasaku said frankly that this was a bit too much.
Seeing that the Apostle of the Abyss had surrendered, the two immortals stopped and waited for their reply.
"We did fight against the Jiraiya you two mentioned, but..."
As the two apostles spoke, they suddenly flew backwards a little, avoiding the attack range of Gamafukasaku and Shima.
"How could we betray the abyss! How could we, who have embraced the abyss and the truth, surrender to foolish creatures like you! Come and listen to the teachings of the abyss!"
Seeing that they were no match for the other party, the two Abyss Apostles simply gave up and directly consumed their own vitality to put on a heavy water element shield and lightning element shield on their bodies.
"Don't even think about learning anything from us! Once this shield is broken, our lives will be over! Truth is endless! The abyss is eternal!"
The two Abyss Apostles looked ready to die, and used their last bit of strength to mock the Toads.
Unexpectedly, looking at the angry Fukasaku and Shima, Gamabunta suddenly said, "Everyone, cover your ears! The old man and mother are about to use their powers!" (Although I don't know where the toad's ears are.)
"Quack! Quack! Quack...the toads are singing!" Following the endless noisy croaking of frogs, the Apostle of Abyss Water and the Apostle of Abyss Thunder felt dizzy.
They actually felt like they were tied up in a water dungeon. Four huge toads dressed in ancient clothes stood at the four corners, holding long swords in their hands and staring at the two of them quietly.
The Toad Songbook still had some attack methods, but the two immortals obviously felt that the two apostles could not withstand the next attack, so they did not continue to use them. Instead, they only removed their shields and stopped.
"Dad, what's going on? It looks scary." Gamakichi, who was standing beside him, asked his father, Gamabunta, in a low voice. He was a rebellious child, but he was completely subdued by Fukasaku and Shimaji.
"This is your grandpa and grandma's specialty. They have been dependent on each other for a hundred years, and the tacit understanding they have developed is incredible. They once used this cooperative illusion to defeat three Pains in an instant."
"That's really, really amazing. If you put it that way, they really have a tacit understanding. This kind of love that lasts until old age is really enviable."
Gamakichi has also reached the age where he wants to have a romantic relationship, and he is looking at the two Myobokusan sages with envy.
Unexpectedly, Zhima suddenly vomited in disgust.
"Mother, what's wrong with you?" Fukasaku asked with some concern.
"Really? I'm already old. It's really embarrassing to sing a duet with an old thing like you in front of so many children!"
As Shima said this, she actually took out her feather duster again.
“Who wants to sing with you! If it weren’t for special circumstances, I wouldn’t even open my mouth even if you die singing here!” Fukasaku was obviously very angry.
"What did you say!"
"I said I don't want to sing a duet with you!"
……
After the two Myoboku Mountain Toad Sages chattered for a long time, Shima panted and picked up a feather duster to whip the two Abyss Apostles on their buttocks, as if he was venting his anger during the quarrel with Fukasaku.
(Apostle of the Abyss: First of all, I want to make it clear that I have not offended anyone among you!)
The apostle of the abyss was almost beaten to pieces...
After watching this scene, the younger generation of Toads are almost going to stop believing in love...
"Hahaha, young man. Love is not always as passionate as you think. Sometimes bickering like this for a lifetime is the sweetest love."
This gangster-like father, Gamabunta, can actually talk seriously to his children. It's really rare.
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