Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

Chapter 431 Shit Shit Shit Shit

In the silent night, the ancient city of Xumi was as quiet as an old man in his twilight years. Although it was quiet, the lights were still on.

After all, Xumi is a city of scholars without dreams. Without dreams, people are no longer so eager for sleep, and more people are willing to spend their sleep time on endless learning.

The bright lights at night are proof of the hard work of the people of Xumi.

The only people walking around the city seemed to be Jiraiya and his friends. After all, the prison cell was in charge of Seno, so it was not difficult for Jiraiya and his friends to escape the cell without being noticed.

They didn't sleep in the middle of the night, and they didn't escape for the freedom of air. They did nothing that night except looking for the camel.

Fortunately, those camels were used by foreign merchants to transport goods. Now they were all gathered in a hotel at night, so they didn't have to search the whole city aimlessly.

But even in a hotel, it's still quite troublesome.

"All these camel beasts look the same, how can we find them? And even if we find them, do you still want to dissect them? Even if we dissect them, we may not be able to find them, right?

After all, it's been so long, maybe the big guy has already been pooped out?" Yidou complained.

But when he said this, it suddenly woke up Jiraiya and the others. Yep! Maybe it's not in the stomach anymore, but in the camel dung?

Thinking of this, everyone looked at the toilet bowl that the camel used to defecate. It must be said that it is indeed a creature larger than a cow, and the amount of feces it excretes is really amazing...

The pool, which was about four or five meters long, wide and fifty centimeters thick, was already filled with camel excrement, which was rapidly fermenting in the unique climate of the rain forest, emitting a strong stench.

"You're not really planning to..." Looking at the huge pool of excrement, Paimon didn't dare to even think about it.

But Jiraiya and the others nodded heavily.

"So, you should have some ninjutsu that can be used here?" Paimon asked curiously.

But ninjutsu is not omnipotent. How can it be so convenient that everything is available? Seeing Jiraiya and the others shook their heads again, I really don't know what to do.

"Rock, Paper, Scissors, you know how to play it?" Jiraiya looked around at everyone, and no one shook their heads. I don't know why this game can be so popular in various worlds, maybe it's because it's simple enough?

"Since you all know how to do it, gentlemen, please sit down and get ready. We've agreed that the winner will be decided in one round, and the loser will have to dig out the poop." Jiraiya said as he pointed towards the pit, pouted, and put his hands behind his back.

The Traveler, Kakashi, and Aratake Ichito also followed suit and put their hands behind their backs.

This kind of work naturally cannot be done by ladies. Elhaisen still needs to recover from his injuries, and Tinari has to take care of Cole who suffers from magic scale disease.

So this dirty work can only be handed over to the four of them.

"Rock, Paper, Scissors!" the four people shouted in unison, and then their hands hidden behind their backs stretched out again. It only took a moment.

But in this moment, it seems that it is not as simple as it seems. For example, Hatake Kakashi opened his Sharingan at this moment.

You know, the Sharingan can take the initiative even in a life-and-death duel. This is naturally even more of a piece of cake for a game of rock-paper-scissors.

Rapidly moving eyes, this is blatant cheating! And Kakashi doesn't even need to stare at everyone, just staring at Jiraiya is enough.

At the same time, the traveler also grasped the feathers of the thunderbird on his body, and the power of thunder penetrated his whole body. As long as his speed was fast enough, he could change hands in an instant when the other party stretched out his palm.

Commonly known as playing rogue at the fastest speed!

"Hahaha! I will never lose in any game! I am the king of Inazuma's game!" Ichido shouted passionately and heroically.

It was as if he was crushing everyone with his momentum.

Four hands fell, and the final result was three scissors and one cloth! And the only person who played cloth was Yidou, who looked stunned.

"Ahhh? I clearly thought of the stone. Why is it like this?" Yidou always felt that something was strange, but he couldn't tell what it was.

It was not until Paimon handed a set of protective tools to Yidou that he reacted. Although he was unwilling, he stood tall.

I could only start searching for a needle in a haystack in despair.

Jiraiya, who was hiding aside, showed a cunning smile and withdrew the clone hiding in the shadow behind Ichito.

He hid his hands behind his back not just to prepare for rock-paper-scissors, but to secretly make hand seals behind his back.

The technique of shadow clone and the technique of controlling the toad's flat shadow, there is no need to elaborate on the shadow clone technique.

This Toad Shadow Control Technique requires the practitioner to inject chakra into the opponent's shadow, then make his own body very thin and merge with the opponent's shadow. He can control the opponent's mind and body for a period of time, and can also control the opponent to have a conversation.

During the activation of the ninjutsu, the caster must hold his breath. Once he breathes, the ninjutsu will be automatically canceled and the caster's body will return to its original form.

Silly Yidou... You are connected with everyone, but everyone is playing tricks on you...

Compared to the tranquility of Xumi this night, there are still undercurrents surging in the desert.

Inside the large tent covered with yellow sand, Gaara was staring at the tent stand above his head with his bloodshot eyes open in despair.

"Mishal is dead! Why are we still fighting against the House of Witnesses? We should just go our separate ways."

"Go our separate ways? Do you think the House of Religious Orders will let us go after things have come to this? We can only go down this path till the end!"

"...In that case, we have to elect a new leader, right? Caron, your people are stealing my water source, so we have to talk about this, right?"

……

It was obvious that the people sitting in the tent were all managers of various regions in the desert, just like small princes of one area. Except for the absolutely tough Mishal, it seemed difficult to unite the hearts of these guys with their own ulterior motives.

Therefore, the verbal battle never ends.

Noisy! Abnormally noisy! Gaara held his head, feeling irritated and dizzy, as if he had returned to something long, long ago.

He was the child of the Kazekage, and at the same time, a Jinchūriki despised by everyone. This identity caused too much noise.

Kazekage, or Jinchūriki? Why don't you ask me, the person involved? Gaara lowered his head. Soon, he attracted the attention of the leaders of the Gilded Brigade.

"I heard that you took over Aru Village, but you have no right to speak here!" A hot-tempered captain wanted to swallow Gaara back before he could even open his mouth to speak.

But the next moment, it was completely buried by the yellow sand...

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