Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"That ship is at least thirty or forty meters away from us, right? It's impossible for someone to get here instantly, right?"

Several people looked at the three tall figures on the mast, and their hearts were instantly filled with fear, even though they could not see their faces clearly in the thick fog.

But the human brain would always magically draw up images that didn't exist. In short, in Xu Liushi's mind, those three people had already become terrifying starving ghosts with green faces, fangs, and tongues sticking out.

"What are you looking at? It's time to eat! Today's meal is rich, with tuna, sunfish, red grouper..."

Normally when Old Sun said this, Xu Liushi and the others would make a fuss, but this time they were surprisingly quiet.

Xu Liushi and the others only kept their eyes on the mast, but the moment they heard about food, the three sturdy men suddenly rushed down with red eyes!

That speed! That momentum! The way he was lying in front of the dining car and eating voraciously. Xu Liushi and the others concluded that these three guys were definitely not human beings. They were really starving ghosts!

"Go find the big sister!" Several people tumbled and crawled to the captain's room. After a while, Beidou yawned and walked onto the deck lazily.

Xu Liushi and his gang cowered and hid behind Beidou. These guys really had no manliness in front of Beidou.

When Beidou arrived, he saw three sturdy men. In such a short time, they had eaten more than half of the dinner of more than 30 sailors on their ship.

And the speed has not slowed down at all.

Beidou was also very fierce. He completely ignored the ghost legend and walked forward and grabbed the nearest man.

"Kid! No matter what kind of monster you are, no one in the sea dares to touch me!"

Just as Beidou finished speaking, he saw a familiar face.

"Oh, we meet again, my beautiful Miss Beidou." This guy who looked like a starving ghost reincarnated was actually Jiraiya!

Facing Beidou's questioning, Jiraiya, knowing that he was in the wrong, wanted to use his proud masculine charm to solve the problem. Like last time, he put his face very close to Beidou, hoping to make Beidou, a tough woman who didn't like men approaching, panic or even shy.

But all he got was a solid slap from Beidou!

"If you have a mouth full of greasy residue, don't come near me!"

After seeing Jiraiya being slapped away by Hokuto with great force, the remaining Kisame and Hashirama could not help but stand there in a daze, not even daring to swallow the food in their mouths.

Its cheeks are bulging and stuffed with things, making it look like a hamster, which is actually quite cute.

"What's wrong with you, Hashirama-sama? Didn't Jiraiya say he was familiar with them? Would it be okay for them to eat anything they wanted? Why did he get beaten?"

How could Hashirama know that this junior seemed so unreliable!

After watching Jiraiya stagger back to his feet, Beidou calmed down and asked, "So, how did you get here, and why are you so hungry?"

In fact, Jiraiya and his companions were not short of food. Just as they had originally expected, how could there be a lack of fish and shrimp in the ocean?

Not to mention these small things, even those huge sea beasts were dealt with by Jiraiya and his men in the fog.

But the crux of the matter was that they had never expected that none of the four of them could cook...

During this time, Jiraiya also tried to use fire jutsu to grill, but unfortunately he failed to control the heat well enough, so the food was either not cooked or burnt.

In short, during these days when there was no distinction between day and night, they were really hungry and had no idea where to eat. If they followed them, they would go hungry for nine meals out of three days.

As ninjas, it was okay. At least they had experienced this kind of thing during the war. They were so distracted by the food that they seemed to have forgotten that there was another guy wailing in the cabin.

Thinking back that Ichito was almost unrecognizable from hunger, Jiraiya and the others thought of packing up the leftovers and bringing them to Ichito.

However, he was stopped by Xu Liushi and other sailors.

"Brother Jiraiya, we fought the demon together. Of course we respect you, but after all, many of us have been busy all day.

We haven't even had dinner yet, so it's inappropriate for you to take this little leftover food away, right? Besides, we've been trapped in the fog for a week, and to be honest, we don't have much food left."

"Then what should we do? We really have nothing to compensate." Hashirama scratched his head awkwardly. He had never owed anyone anything in his life.

Fortunately, at this moment, a sailor on the lookout shouted, "Sister Beidou! We found the center of the fog! It turned out to be the work of that sea beast called mirage!"

Hearing this, Beidou was delighted and immediately shouted loudly: "Report the direction!"

"35 degrees west by north, about 12 nautical miles!"

"Alright! Guys, don't let your guard down. Activate the Ultimate Return and get ready for battle! Then we can get out of the fog and land, and eat meat and vegetables!"

Beidou was passionately mobilizing everyone, but was suddenly pushed into his seat by Jiraiya.

"Brothers, stop working for now. Let us do this as an apology." Jiraiya said, and everyone saw the man who looked like a shark carrying the strange sword and jumped onto the guardrail.

"That guy, he's not planning to jump down and fight those sea beasts in close combat, right? Is he kidding?" Xu Liushi and others were questioning.

Kisame jumped into the vast ocean without any hesitation.

"Hey, hey, hey! It's just a meal! No need to fight so hard!" Xu Liushi and others stood up and wanted to stop them, but were suddenly pushed back to the card table by Senju Hashirama.

"This is a new way of gambling, right? Come on! Let's try it out?" It was obvious that Hashirama discovered the dice and new and strange cards on the mahjong table. After holding back for so long, his gambling soul was ignited!

"what?"

"Quick, quick, quick! Tell me the rules!"

Being urged by Hashirama, Xu Liushi and others felt it was strange, but they couldn't help but slowly started to explain.

(Omitted to avoid accusations that I over-worded.)

It must be said that Hashirama is indeed an old gambler. He was able to learn the complicated rules of Mahjong in such a short time.

Moreover, the actions of shuffling, stacking, and arranging the cards were all done in one go. He stared at the three people with the temperament of a man who had been in the casino for thirty years, "Since it's a gamble, there should be some stakes."

Oh no, have we run into the God of Gamblers? Xu Liushi and the other two were shouting in their hearts that something was wrong.

But the opponent is obviously a newbie. As a veteran player of Liyue, it would be too embarrassing if I didn’t dare to accept the challenge!

So he could only bite the bullet and say, "You just said you have nothing to compensate, what do you have to bet?"

Hashirama smiled and said, "How about this, Kisame should be back with food soon. Eating alone is not fun, we need something to liven it up."

How about whoever loses on our side goes on stage and learns to dance like the girls? "