Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

As the hot music sounded, Ziyun's dancing posture was charming and her slender waist twisted like a water snake, which drew cheers and whistles from the audience.

Jiraiya didn't dare to think about what would happen if he was entangled by such a slender waist.

Just when the old pervert Jiraiya was daydreaming, Beidou walked up to Jiraiya and the others with four extra-large skirts and coughed twice.

"What? You don't expect us to wear it? We were told before that we were dancing, but we didn't say we had to wear this kind of clothes. I don't agree." Jiraiya refused without even thinking.

He is a nine-foot-tall man, there is no way he would wear women's clothes in his life, never!

But Beidou took out a contract and pressed it on Jiraiya's face: "During your absence, your friend has made a lot of additional provisions. Women's clothing is one of them."

Jiraiya, Kisame and Ito all looked at the contract in their hands with trembling eyes. It was clearly written in black and white, with the glaring red fingerprints of Hashirama Senju.

"Lord Hashirama?" But after seeing all this, the three men's eyes were filled with murderous intent.

But Hashirama was a thick-skinned guy who smiled up to the sky, "Hahaha..."

"Haha, you big-headed devil! Rasengan!" This time, Jiraiya hit Hashirama in the face with a Rasengan without any mercy.

Seeing Hashirama being knocked down, Kisame and Ikto followed Jiraiya's rhythm without hesitation and kicked the legendary God of Ninja hard.

After a while, Jiraiya and the others finally felt relieved. But no matter what, they had already signed the contract, so Jiraiya and the other two had no choice but to admit defeat.

She took the clothes handed to her by Beidou with great despair. It was actually a cheongsam skirt, a characteristic of Liyue... The opening on the side was almost connected to the waist.

After some final preparation, the three of them put on the extremely embarrassing women's clothing. Before they even imitated Ziyun's twisting of the body, their funny appearance had already caused the whole audience to burst into laughter.

And the unreliable Hashirama covered his nose with blood caused by Jiraiya's Rasengan, and gave a thumbs up very seriously.

"Get out of here! You're clearly wearing it too, why are you acting like nothing happened? Don't you have any dignity?" Jiraiya and the other two roared and accused Hashirama.

But this fellow was extremely thick-skinned, he actually covered his nosebleed and said seriously: "Face? As long as I can achieve my ideal, it's okay to put down my status and face, right?

At the first Five Kage Summit, as long as it could bring peace to the Ninja World, what would it matter if I bowed my head, knelt, or kowtowed? Even if the peace that came later was too short-lived...

No, even one day of peace is far more precious than my own dignity!"

"As expected, Lord Hashirama. Like Lord Madara, you both have the most noble ideals. You just chose different paths." Hoshigaki Kisame remained honest.

Jiraiya almost pinched his neck and cursed, "This is totally different! Losing the gamble has nothing to do with peace in the ninja world!"

Hashirama: “Hey~”

Jiraiya: "Hey! What the hell!!"

"Alright, alright, everyone. Now that you've changed your clothes, come and dance with me." Ziyun clapped her hands a few times to attract everyone's attention, then continued to twist her body.

At first, her movements were quite simple, and Jiraiya and the others could barely keep up with her by imitating her. But compared to the agile Shiyun, she was as graceful as a water snake.

Jiraiya and his companions were acting more like bears than each other, and each of them was twisting their bodies like a bear rubbing against a tree.

Ziyun's voice was cheering, but Jiraiya and the others laughed at him. Seeing that Beidou was laughing the most, Jiraiya was instantly furious.

The twisting body advanced towards Beidou like a cannon.

"Hey!?" Before Beidou could react, Jiraiya dragged him onto the stage and he twisted around in extreme embarrassment.

"Don't be idle, let's dance together!" Jiraiya dragged the dazed Beidou to dance. No matter how strong and manly Beidou was.

She still had a girl's body, and maybe she wasn't as charming and agile as Ziyun, but she was much prettier than Jiraiya and the others.

And Beidou is actually just tough in appearance, but her figure is actually first-class.

"Oh! The big sister is dancing too! Let's all dance!" The sailors below immediately started to cheer. These old sailors who have followed Beidou for so many years probably never thought that they would see the big sister dancing one day.

Looking at Beidou who was still shy and refusing to dance, Jiraiya said a classic quote, "Big sister Beidou, you don't want to disappoint your crew members when they are having the most fun, right?"

"..." Under such a threat, Beidou had no choice but to submit and dance along, with his cheeks already red with shame.

I don't know if Ziyun did it on purpose, but she even made some intimate and explicit dance moves.

However, Beidou was not going to let Jiraiya take advantage of him, and seeing that Jiraiya was about to come closer, Beidou used all his strength to hold Jiraiya tightly.

With the power of Beidou that can destroy "Kaisan", if an ordinary man is squeezed like this, his bones will definitely be broken into pieces. However, Jiraiya can still withstand it!

In an instant, the entire Death Star was in a state of excitement. This was a group of people who were just looking for fun. For a moment, there was a riot of demons. Only a little white cat with two tails seemed like a stream of fresh air, carrying a plate in its mouth and moving among the crowd.

After getting enough food, he jumped onto the roof, "Really? Jiraiya, wherever he goes, there is noise. This time Inazuma made such a big noise, I wonder what happened to Dog and Tuanzi."

And Ziyun below saw that the time seemed ripe, so she performed a split in public!

Although ninjas are not good at dancing, their body flexibility is not bad at all. In order to sneak and assassinate, shrinking bones is a basic skill for them.

Although it lacks aesthetic appeal, Jiraiya, Hashirama, and Kisame still completed this difficult move easily.

Only Yidou was standing there staring stupidly. It seemed that he was the only one who got fooled in the end, right?

"Oh, it seems that only this guy with horns on his head is not good enough~" Ziyun seems to be very good at stirring up a man's desire to win, and she knows how to cover her mouth and laugh at the right time.

This irritable Yidou was so angry that he immediately said, "Who said I'm not good enough?"

If you are a man, you can't say you can't do it! I just watched Ichito trying his best to stretch his stiff body. As if to help Ichito, Jiraiya and Hashirama, one on the left and one on the right, gave Ichito a little more strength.

I heard a hissing sound as Yidou successfully opened his legs. But it seemed to be accompanied by the sound of pants tearing?

That's not right! Ichito was wearing a skirt, which means the torn part was actually...