Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Forget it, forget about Kakuzu! Wouldn't it be better if he didn't chase us? Paimon can finally travel the continent in peace, sleep, and eat delicious food!

"Besides, there's the lecherous sage, Madara and Hashirama. No matter what kind of enemy they are, they can be defeated with just two punches, right?"

Paimeng was the most open-minded, picking up his luggage and heading for the main road. There were many villages where they could have a good night's sleep, and the locals always had many ways to repel insects.

These damn mosquitoes, there are so many of them here, but they only bite me. These days, Paimeng has been tortured.

However, everyone still looked worried.

"Oh my, Kakuzu is so strong. He didn't lose even against the devil, so he will be fine.

We should try to revive Dolly so that the two of them can meet, right?"

As Paimon said this, he suddenly sat on the head of the kid who was trying hard to swallow the grilled fish.

"Eh?"

"Eh? What? Let's go with Dolly. Paimon is exhausted these days."

"Oh..." When you are under someone's roof, you have to bow your head. Without his father, the child could only let Paimon ride on him.

Since there was no way to know where Kakuzu was going, everyone simply found a village to stay in.

After all, Jiraiya and his men were the heroes who saved Xumi, and their reputation had already spread far and wide. Although the Xumi disaster had just passed, ordinary people were still poor.

But the village chief still received everyone with the highest standards. After these days' hard work, they could finally have a good meal and a good sleep.

At night, Jiraiya, Hashirama, and Madara took turns to keep watch. After all, there was no way to guarantee that Kaku would not attack.

These villagers treated me so warmly that it would be a tragedy if the tragedy like that at the snow mountain camp happened again.

The stars moved, the moon set and the stars sank. Listening to the unique natural sounds of Xumi, the night finally passed peacefully. Nothing happened.

"Wow! Good morning! It's so comfortable. I haven't had such a comfortable sleep in a long time! Traveler, what are we having for breakfast?" Paimon stretched lazily before opening his eyes.

"Breakfast? Something light, how about Pan-Fried Paimon?"

"Eh?" At this moment, Paimon woke up suddenly. Although the traveler often joked with him about emergency food.

But I would never say something so explicit!

And this voice, how can it be a traveler? It's clearly a stragglers' voice!

Paimeng suddenly opened his eyes and saw that the bad guy Sanbing had changed into light-colored clothes with white as the main color. He was still wearing the big bamboo hat and was staring at him with ill intentions.

"Wow! What's wrong with you? How did you get here? Where are the travelers? Paimon and you, don't be so arrogant.

Jiraiya, Hashirama Senju, Madara Uchiha, the Traveler and many other powerful people are nearby.

If you dare to do anything to Paimon, they will definitely not let you go!"

"Really? Are you really that important to them? It seems like you are of no use to them?" Sanbing still spoke with extreme foul language.

But Paimon, without thinking, grabbed the pillow beside him and threw it at Sanbing's face: "I don't care, Paimon is the most important mascot. Sanbing, you bad guy, don't come over here!"

Paimon kept waving his little fists while speaking.

"..." The gangsters are excited about punching? Sanbing couldn't stand Paimeng's noise any more, "Shut up, except for another penguin who is as stupid as you, who else can sleep like a dead pig like you?

It's already past nine o'clock, and you still have the nerve to say "morning". Idiots are idiots, making a fuss as soon as they get up. "

Every word that Sanbing said was like a needle piercing Paimon's heart.

Master Qingtang! Why in a 12+ world like Teyvat, is there such a foul-mouthed guy?

Although Paimon felt a pang of heartache, he immediately flew to the balcony and looked at the square below.

Sure enough, I saw that everyone was gathered under a big tree, and there were quite a few Xumi scholars, and there were various instruments around, and they seemed to be tinkering with something.

"Also, don't call me a 'straggler'. I have broken with the Fatui, and sooner or later, I will kick that bastard Dottore's head like a ball!"

When mentioning the doctor, Sanbing's face clearly revealed extreme disgust.

"Then what should I call you now?" Paimon was still a little timid when chatting with Sanbing.

"It doesn't matter. I never had a name. Baalzebub gave me birth, but then abandoned me because I failed to reach the perfection in her mind. I didn't leave a name.

Of course, even if that hateful woman gave me a name, I would not admit it. You can call me whatever you want."

"This... Although Paimon really wants to name you Dongdong Yarmulke, I'd better forget it because I'm afraid you'll beat me up."

"Then just call me a wanderer for now."

"Well, that's weird. But I respect your will, good wanderer. What happened to Xumi later? What are you doing here?"

"What a hassle! I've already explained it to those guys downstairs once, and I don't want to explain the same thing twice. You bastard, why can't you wake up earlier!"

Although the Ranger has broken with the Fatui, it does not mean that he will become a docile little lamb. The evil wolf is still an evil wolf, and Paimon was stunned by the fear.

"Since you left, Elhaisen and Nashida have worked together to borrow the power of Xumi itself and for the first time independently defeated the remains of Doctor Dottore left in Xumi, the adventer from the outside world, the man who called himself Uchiha Shin.

He also used the remaining space in Uchiha Shin's body and the remaining power in the void terminal to re-endow the madman named Gaara with his memories.

The guy who was originally crazy suddenly calmed down. He even led the people in the desert to reclaim the desert, and even had more life experience than the locals.

This led to the rapid prosperity of many villages in the desert.

As for me, last night, that fellow Buyer knew you were back. He opened my bed and asked me to come and pick you up. And see if there is anything I can do to help.

This bastard is really rude. He actually dared to look me in the face all morning! He made me fly back and forth and bring so many equipment here!"

Speaking of this, the wanderer was so angry that he gritted his teeth!

It seemed that all the instruments below had finally been debugged, and then a leaf fell from the top of the tree, tearing open a space crack.

This teleportation was different from the previous ones. After all, when Obito was teleported, it was just when Deidara was using his ultimate move.

If we go through it now, there is no need to save people, so all these people are working so hard to adjust the time node.

And from within that gap came a voice that was very familiar to Obito: "Art is explosion! Drink!"