Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Humph, a bunch of little bastards. I can take care of them in a matter of minutes using my art."

Deidara quickly glanced at all the members of the brigade, and in his palms, the two mouths were secretly chewing clay bombs without anyone noticing.

When it was spit out, it had turned into various small spiders.

Just when Deidara was about to take action while carrying Klee on his back, he caught a glimpse of an extremely eye-catching and familiar red color in the distance.

Before Deidara exploded, the little spiders on the ground were suddenly buried silently by the sand.

Gaara!

Deidara, who had fought a great battle with him before, naturally recognized Gaara, the Fifth Kazekage of the Hidden Sand Village, at a glance.

Not to mention the ability to control sand, there is no one else but him who has it.

Damn it, if it were just a group of little ants, Deidara would have plenty of ways to deal with them without Klee noticing.

But if Gaara gets involved, it won't be that simple...

Not to mention not being discovered by Klee, as long as he and Gaara really fight, he will not be able to protect Klee.

It was not easy for me to meet someone who appreciated my art! I couldn't let this go!

"What's art or not? What's wrong with you? What's the chuunibyou? What are you arguing about?!

Since you don't have any identification information, why don't you come back with us, have some tea, and take a statement?

Really, why are there so many illegal immigrants coming from Mond recently? We really don’t have enough manpower!”

The leading member of the brigade slapped Deidara on the head rudely and then handcuffed him.

Although Deidara was furious, he looked at Klee beside him and still endured it.

Humph, I will go back with you for now. Once we get rid of Gaara, you will beg for mercy!

Deidara was already imagining these minions kneeling in front of his art, worshiping and begging for mercy.

Then someone kicked him from behind, shattering his fantasy.

"What are you thinking about? Let's go! We're in a hurry to get off work!"

……

Soon, the three were imprisoned in a wet prison cell.

After all, Xumi has a rainforest climate and the prison is located in a low-lying area, so it is inevitable that it will be damp and moldy.

It seemed that the members of the brigade were waiting to get off work, and no one came to interrogate them immediately.

He just threw down three pieces of hard black bread.

"Kelly is hungry. Kelly doesn't want to eat this. Kelly wants to go home..." Kelly looked at the black bread with a face full of grievance.

And Falusan also shouted to the prison guard who was delivering the food in dissatisfaction: "I am a scholar of the Zhilun School of the Ministry of Education! Ask your superior to come to see me!"

"I'm sorry, little girl. It seems that the person who forged your ID was skilled but a little sloppy.

Your ID shows that you are over a hundred years old.

And it's the end of the shift now. Our superior has left early, so you can wait until tomorrow to talk about it. Now eat your meal obediently." The jailer yawned lazily.

"Hey, hey, hey! We are all prisoners, so why is that guy treated so well? You are obviously treating him differently, right?" Deidara pointed at the cell diagonally opposite with dissatisfaction.

Although they were both prison cells, the prison was dry and comfortable, and had all kinds of furniture.

Soft beds, non-corrosive mahogany clothes racks and bedside tables, and even desks, sofas, and table lamps...

Before the jailer could reply, Falushan began to explain: "El Haisen, as far as I know, he is a genius who saved Xumi twice.

Even in the brilliant Academy of Teachings, there are few younger generations who catch my eye.

But the brilliance of Elhaisen is so dazzling that even I, who is known by the world as a rare genius in a century, feel blinded.

If he had not been imprisoned, he would probably have been able to become the next Grand Sage of the Church. It is such a pity for such a person."

"Saved Xumi twice? Then why is he still locked up in the confinement room? Xumi's confinement room is so disgusting, even worse than Captain Qin's." Klee muttered.

"Assassinate the son of the leader of the "God-King's Legacy", setting off a deadly battle between the desert and the rainforest.

Sacrifice the desert leader Mishal to summon monsters from the abyss, engulfing the entire desert and rainforest in a war.

The Ganges River burst its banks, drowning tens of thousands of people in Sumeru.

Even though I think he saved Xumi, those actions are indisputable facts.

He has long been the mortal enemy of this Xumi. He is only here to wait for Xumi to stabilize, and then be taken to Fontaine to be judged by the whole continent."

"It's so complicated. I don't understand Keri... Why does it feel like he's both a bad guy and a good guy?"

Great wisdom appears foolish, great treachery appears loyal. How can it be so easy to explain?

"Hey, junior. We work in the same Ministry of Education, so you should know me, right? Explain to them quickly." Falushan shouted to the other side.

Elhaisen, who was lying on the bed reading a book, just glanced at the three people and said, "Noisy."

I put on my headphones and continued to immerse myself in the ocean of knowledge.

"Hey! You guy! You have already decided to go to Fontaine to die, why are you still wasting your time reading books!" Farusan shouted dissatisfiedly.

However, Elhaisen, who was wearing headphones, could not hear anything.

"Hey, Lord Elhaisen is revising the law. Since he was imprisoned, he has been studying and handling various government affairs almost non-stop.

When that guy named Uchiha Shin was causing trouble for the country, it was Lord Elhaisen who issued a series of orders in prison to kill him. Once again, he saved Xumi from danger. "

The jailer who knew some of the truth couldn't help but sigh with admiration.

"Forget it, forget it. It's better to rely on my art than on people. It's just a small shabby cell. You still want to stop me? Eat your ass!"

Deidara, who obviously didn't like listening to stories, just made a centipede-shaped clay bomb.

Although Falsan didn't know what Deidara could do, she knew that such a reckless man would never do anything good!

"Hey! You are now at most illegally entering the country. You will be detained for a week at most and then sent back. If you escape from prison, you will be sentenced to at least ten to eight years!"

Deidara didn't listen, and the clay centipede rustled down on the stone wall.

"Art is explosion! Drink!"

Following a loud bang and a violent gust of air, all the jailers dropped their dinner and rushed into the prison in panic.

In this situation, usually when these people arrive they can only see empty cells.

But this time was different... At this moment, all three people in the cell were staring at the wall in a daze.

"You really are all talk and no action... There was such a big fuss, but nothing happened, did it?" Falushan sneered helplessly.

However, only Deidara himself knew what was going on. Gaara took action again!

"How's that? This is what it feels like to have something to protect."

Sure enough, Gaara's voice came from the crowd.