Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Because of the urging gift from the boss of "Uchiha Madara's Dog Xiao Yunzhi", I am updating again~)

Looking in the direction pointed by Hatano Yui, Jiraiya suddenly saw a huge plaque hanging on the street.

To be honest, in Jiraiya's own world, the people whose portraits are posted everywhere should be notorious wanted criminals.

But even if he was wanted, Jiraiya didn't care at the moment. He was just a child now.

"Hiss... this white-haired, hedgehog-like stick figure is the handsome, suave, and extremely beautiful man Jiraiya-sama, who you call one of the founding fathers?"

Jiraiya pointed at an extremely abstract portrait, his eyes full of dissatisfaction! This is too outrageous! If the color scheme was not the same as his own, Jiraiya himself would not be able to recognize it...

"Um, I think you have seen Lord Jiraiya? Most of the people in Inazuma have never seen him. They are all relying on the memory of the "King" to imitate him.

If that Jiraiya-sama is really as handsome as you described, maybe it's the artist's skill that's the problem? Look, the portraits of Hashirama-sama Senju, the Traveler, and Kisame Hoshigaki are all like this."

Hatano Yui pointed to several other portraits.

But Jiraiya immediately rejected it, pointing at the highest portrait and shouting, "It's definitely not the painter's fault, that guy must have smuggled in his own stuff!

Look at this portrait of Uchiha Madara. I admit that Madara is quite handsome, maybe one-third of this sage.

But it shouldn’t be so bad that stars appear all over my body! ? "

They are all portraits, but Jiraiya and the others are all simple sketches, except for Uchiha Madara whose is high definition and has special effects!

There was no need for Jiraiya to ask about such an obvious preference, as he probably already guessed who the so-called "King" was.

"Let's go."

"Huh? Where are you going? No, are you going to take me with you? Aren't you afraid of being implicated?" Hatano Yuige asked extremely cautiously.

"Hey, hurry up and follow me." Jiraiya didn't give any explanation, he grabbed Hatano Yui's hand and walked towards the direction of the "Dainichi Miyabishi".

"Eh? Eh? That's the direction of the New Castle. Wouldn't we be courting death if we go over there?" Hatano Yuige asked in great surprise.

But Jiraiya, who was covered in wounds, didn't care at all. He laughed and dragged Hatano Yui, who was half a head taller than him, and ran wildly on the narrow and dark street.

Laughter? In this dark underground world, it had been a long time since the three puppies disappeared.

I don't know how many people stopped to watch along the way.

Soon, Jiraiya led Hatano Yui and trotted to the "New Castle Tower".

As luck would have it, he ran into the soldier who had just been beaten up and was coming to complain with a puffed up face.

"Mr. Inoue and Mr. Jyushita! We have been ordered to go to Nitto Town to collect the "sunlight fee". Not only do the unruly people there refuse to pay, they are ganging up to resist.

My subordinates and I fought back desperately, but unfortunately we were outnumbered. We got beaten up, so you have to take charge of the situation for me!"

The soldier was speaking with tears in his eyes, but suddenly a child's laughter came from behind him: "Pfft. A group of grown men were beaten to tears by a weak lady, and they even came over to lie. It's really embarrassing for men."

"It's you, boy? Good boy! There's a road to heaven but you don't take it, there's no door to hell but you break in? How dare you come here! Master Inoue, Master Shuxia, it was this boy and that woman who led the residents to rebel!"

As soon as the soldier said this, Inoue and Jyushita immediately walked towards Jiraiya and the others with a menacing look.

Looking at the two people approaching, Jiraiya did not retreat at all, just staring at them with his eyes.

"Haha! You guys are done! These two gentlemen were once the personal guards of General Raiden. Now they are kept by the side of the "king". They are truly experienced in many battles!"

The soldiers beside him continued to encourage him.

This indeed made Jiraiya feel a lot of pressure. After all, if he really faced two masters with his body as weak as a candle in the wind, he would probably be in great trouble.

But having spent half his life on the battlefield, he knew better than anyone that the more the situation worsened, the more he could not show weakness and retreat!

Just as Jiraiya tensed up, facing the attack that could be launched at any time, the two aggressive men half bowed their bodies and asked in a gentle tone: "I wonder who you are, sir?"

Are you kidding? Even a fool should know that failure is a learning experience, right? They were almost killed by Ruizi before because they looked down on others!

It seemed that the sudden courtesy of the two also caught Jiraiya off guard, "Huh? Wait, there's something wrong with the plot development. I slowly...

...Well, that's all! I am Jiraiya-sama, the Toad Sage of Myōboku-san!"

Such an exaggerated outburst and tone made everyone present feel numb, especially when they heard the other party call himself Jiraiya, it was obvious that Inoue and Jyushita were stunned.

After several seconds, the two asked uncertainly, "Kid, you are talking about Jiraiya himself and not his descendant or something, right?"

"I am an immortal, and I have not yet married, so how can I talk about having offspring?"

As soon as Jiraiya said this, Inoue and Jyushita looked at each other, as if to confirm, "Is this guy really a fool this time? Can we laugh now?"

Well, obviously we got a unanimous answer in the end, damn it!

"Hahahaha! This little brat is such a fucking idiot! Hahaha! It makes me laugh to death! He can't even make up a lie!"

I am Jiraiya-sama, the Toad Sage of Mount Myōboku~" He not only mocked but also imitated Jiraiya's behavior in a weird way, causing everyone to laugh.

"Hey, little brat. Master Jiraiya is already an old man in his 50s or 60s. Why don't you say that the woman behind you is General Raiden?

No, no, my stomach hurts from laughing so hard. How can there be such an idiot? "

Listening to the ridicule of the crowd, Hatano Yui behind Jiraiya couldn't help but shrink his body out of fear.

At this moment, a voice came from behind Inoue and Shuxia: "No one believes it? I believe it!"

Sometimes people are too easily carried away by success. Inoue and Shuxia, who were laughing, said without thinking: "Come on, let me see who is the fool who believes this crazy talk."

But just after turning around, he knelt on the ground in extreme fear, "Welcome to the Queen Mother!"

This time they were really self-aware and started slapping themselves almost at the same time.

"Dog." Jiraiya called out. It seemed that his bet was right. As long as he made enough noise, he would have a chance to meet the current high-level officials.

The only one whose eyes can be filled with Uchiha Madara is this loyal dog.