Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"What? A frog?"

Although the debt collector had a confused look on his face, he did not stop his hands. He tried to slap the frog away with a slap, and then stabbed Catherine in the back with his small dagger.

But at this moment, a human arm suddenly emerged from the frog's mouth and grabbed the debt collector's steps.

"What's going on!" The fools shouted almost at the same time. How could a frog fit into a human arm? Would Einstein, Hawking and the others care?

Of course, they had no control over such a fantastic world. While everyone was stunned, a tall, white-haired man nearly two meters tall crawled out of the frog's mouth.

Only then did Catherine notice the movement behind her. She turned around with a somewhat stiff movement and looked at the strangers behind her.

"I am the Toad Sage of Myōbokusan, Master Jiraiya!"

Jiraiya never forgets to give a grandiose self-introduction every time he appears. Perhaps because there are beautiful women beside him, Jiraiya's dining performance is also particularly hard.

However, the Fatui beside him had no intention of listening to Jiraiya's show alone.

Before Jiraiya could finish his words, another debt collector took off and stabbed Catherine in the face. This guy is the current target!

However, the dagger stopped just one centimeter away from Catherine's eyebrows.

It turned out to be a tuft of long white hair as prickly as a needle, which suddenly wrapped around the wrist of the debt collector, making him unable to move.

"Really, you are a bunch of uneducated kids. Let me, Jiraiya, give you some guidance. A woman's appearance is one of her most precious assets!

Even if you have a good figure, if you don’t have a great face, it will be boring! Please show some love to girls!”

As Jiraiya spoke, he used his hair to pull the debt collector in front of him, then he formed a micro Rasengan with one hand and hit the debt collector in the abdomen.

A man weighing more than 100 kilograms flew into the house while spinning in the air and fell to the ground.

At this time, Jiraiya looked at Catherine with a slanted eye. Facing this situation, he still had no expression on his face?

Was it because his appearance wasn't cool enough? Jiraiya certainly didn't think so.

When he was in Gamami's body just now, Jiraiya had already vaguely felt that something was wrong, but he just thought it was an illusion.

However, at such a distance at this moment, I still couldn't hear Catherine's heartbeat and breathing, but instead there was the sound of gears turning?

It's not worth hurting people for a tool. But Jiraiya is not an old pervert who only has girls in his mind. (At least he thinks he is not.)

Therefore, Jiraiya did not leave immediately, but looked at the two people in front of him arrogantly.

"You are, you are the one mentioned in the internal documents..."

"Hmm, not bad, not bad. As expected, the name of this immortal spread quickly."

Jiraiya was feeling very proud of himself.

The Jingzang maid suddenly said, "White-haired old pervert!"

Listening to the other party's introduction, Jiraiya couldn't help but spit out a mouthful of water. Are you kidding me? This name is too much!

In terms of being excessive, Paimon has to admit defeat. However, nicknames are relatively simple, convenient and appropriate, so Paimon is probably more practical in terms of nicknames.

At this moment, the two members of the Fatui who had been chatting and slacking off on the roof immediately noticed the movement below.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry! There's a fight going on down there! It's that old pervert with white thorn hair mentioned in the internal documents! Get ready to fire the flare!"

The two were talking nervously.

Paimon's voice suddenly came from behind him: "So what exactly is an internal document? It sounds like it should be very formal, why is the name so casual?

Also, I feel so ashamed for the lecherous immortal. This was so embarrassing that Paimon was so embarrassed that he could dig a castle tower out with his toes!"

"Who?!" Paimon just asked simply, but the casual chat scared the two Fatui.

After seeing the people behind them, the two Fatui said in unison: "It's the traveler and the little flying man!"

"Ah! I've told you so many times! It's Paimon! Paimon! Not some flying man! Even though I'm somewhat used to being called that, I still get angry!"

Paimon was shouting, but the Traveler had already rushed forward with a sword without an edge, at least to prevent these two guys from sending out the flares!

The sound of "white-haired old pervert" really made Jiraiya's mouth twisted with anger, but Jiraiya had no intention of taking action.

"I never hit women, and you are no match for me, so leave now!"

Jiraiya is a ninja, and a ninja who has experienced many wars. He has killed people, and killed many people.

But it was precisely because of this that Jiraiya was extremely reluctant to kill anyone. Even when firing the Rasengan just now, Jiraiya had deliberately controlled the chakra output to a level that ordinary people could withstand.

It just injures people, but never kills them.

However, it is clear that the Fatui, under the guidance of the noble Ice Queen, have ideas that seem a bit naive and extreme.

Even though they knew they were no match for Jiraiya, the surrounding Fatui still walked towards Jiraiya.

Their goal is single and clear, which is to destroy Liyue's Catherine. This shows that the Fatui are mostly unaware of the overall plan and just act step by step.

According to their plan, their plan should have failed from the moment Jiraiya appeared.

However, these Fatui showed their claws and fangs one after another, and rushed towards Jiraiya, causing quite a commotion in the surroundings.

However, this time, the Fatui showed their true colors, and they were the first to attack. Even if the Qianyan Army came, they would be helpless against Jiraiya and his men.

"Really? I've already announced my name. Yet you still dare to come towards me."

Jiraiya felt somewhat helpless as he quickly formed a few seals with his hands.

"The Technique of Chaos Lion's Hair!" Jiraiya waved his head full of white hair and played with these fools in the palm of his hand.

However, Jiraiya seemed to have underestimated the determination of these Fatui. They actually turned their bodies into shields to confuse Jiraiya.

All hopes were placed on the musket guerrillas outside the range of the distant barrier and the sky-covering magic array.

The musket that had been modified by Zhidong was like an accurate sniper rifle. He stared at Catherine's head like an eagle's eye and pulled the trigger.