Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

The tailed beasts are not good at making hand seals. After all, most of them do not have flexible fingers suitable for making hand seals.

But as far as the simplest E-level ninjutsu like transformation is concerned, as long as there is chakra in the body, even Doraemon can perform it, right?

After forming a single seal, the two-tailed sword slapped Jiraiya's body, and a puff of white mist rose up. Jiraiya, who was in the form of a child, successfully transformed into his original appearance visually.

Jiraiya took a photo of the stinking ditch beside him and said, "Well, it has to be this handsome face that looks mature and handsome!"

After looking it up and down, even if the authenticity cannot fool ordinary ninjas, it is more than enough to fool ordinary people whom he is not familiar with.

Just when Jiraiya was still immersed in admiring his lost and regained face, Hatano Yuige beside him showed an extremely surprised expression, "You, you, you...you are really that Jiraiya-sama?"

Jiraiya didn't know where to start when looking at Hatano Yui in front of him. How could this guy be so naive?

She wasn't even sure of her own identity, and she followed me all the way here?

"No, it's just a simple transformation. It looks like a magic trick, but it still has no power. Besides, the smell of the body will easily leak out to those idiots."

The white cat jumped out from Xiao Gong again and gave a brief explanation.

"Huh, it turned out to be a trick. I thought it was real. If it was real, I wouldn't have been bullied by those bad guys before.

But, the little guy keeps saying that he is Jiraiya-sama, so he must really admire him, right? He must also know Jiraiya-sama very well, right? "

While they were discussing, Coral Palace Xinhai came over alone and said, "No, he is the real Jiraiya. Not only should the people here know, but also the shogunate. Master Jiraiya is back!"

Jiraiya looked at Xin Hai and thought it was very strange that she was alone. Yes... Goro was gone.

"Little girl, what bad ideas do you have in your mind? Give Sage Ben a vote!" Jiraiya said carelessly.

This made Hatano Yuige on the side panic. My goodness, this is really into the role. He actually dared to call Coral Palace Xinhai Master "little girl"...

Although it felt a bit greasy, Xin Hai didn't care too much, and immediately told the plan in his mind: "First of all, we, the resistance army, have always been just a group of ordinary people who want to survive.

They never thought that they could really defeat and overthrow the powerful shogunate, so even under such an extreme regime of the tyrant, the people still chose to remain silent.

There are very few people willing to resist, and the so-called resistance is just a desire to survive, lacking confidence and faith. After all, facing the impossible, no one can raise the breath in their hearts.

But now it’s different.” Xinhai said and looked at Jiraiya in front of him.

"You want me to impersonate you, um... No, I mean you want me to... Oh, I don't know how to put it, you want to fool those people who don't dare to resist, right?"

The more Jiraiya spoke, the more he felt something was wrong.

Fortunately, Xin Hai was smart enough to smile and said, "That's true, but I think we need to put it another way. It's called sowing the seeds of hope for the people."

It seems that once this statement was made, it suddenly became Jiraiya's specialty?

Without even needing to prepare in advance, Jiraiya cleared his throat and walked back into the people's sight very confidently and majestically.

"Wow! Wow! Wow! I said that it was really Jiraiya-sama! How could Lord Yuu-no-miya make a mistake?"

"Great! Great! If Master Jiraiya were here, we would be saved!"

"Long live Jiraiya-sama! Long live!"

……

Jiraiya didn't even need to speak, the long-term depression and blind worship had already caused these people living in darkness to conquer themselves by half.

Amid the cheers of the people, Jiraiya's eyes shone with determination. He took a deep breath, as if he wanted to inhale all the injustice and darkness in the world into his lungs, and then exhale it with great momentum.

"The suffering people of Inazuma!" Jiraiya's voice was loud and powerful, echoing in the crowd like thunder, making everyone in the audience look at the tall Jiraiya in silence.

“I know you may see me as a savior, but I want to tell you that there is no savior in the world.

I am just an ordinary person, who can empathize with your pain. So I! Jiraiya! I am back!

I am not returning as a simple ninja, but as a person who desires peace and pursues justice. I stand here!"

We once lived in fear and despair and were oppressed by the tyranny of the shogunate, but we never gave up our desire for a better life and our pursuit of freedom.

Now is the time to stand up and fight! Not for power, not for revenge, but for each and every one of us, for our children, and for our future!"

"Some say that resistance is futile and that the shogunate is too powerful. But I want to tell you that power is not everything.

The real strength comes from our inner determination and courage, and from our yearning and pursuit for a better life. As long as we are united, nothing can stop us from moving forward! "

"I want to tell you that today, we are not fighting alone. We have countless compatriots who, like us, yearn for freedom and peace. As long as we work together, we will be able to overthrow this tyrannical rule and create a new world that belongs to us!"

"It's time to wake up! It's time to stand up! Let us join hands, fight together for our future, for our children, and for everyone on this land!

Our slogan is! Alone! Don’t forget others! Let the world be filled with hormones! "

Obviously, those people didn't know what hormones meant, but they were still infected by the emotions and shouted: "Alone! Don't forget others! Let the world be filled with hormones!"

Judging from the situation, if it were a normal and peaceful time, Jiraiya would most likely take out a box of "Intimate Paradise" and start selling books.

Xin Hai, who was hiding behind, had to say that Jiraiya was truly a talent in the world of deception...

Every sentence is so empty and meaningless, but the high-pitched voice is so passionate that it can touch people's hearts. In this regard, no matter how good your heart and brain are, you can't be so majestic.

All I can say is, I hope the lecherous immortal is fooling you!

Seeing that Jiraiya had almost finished speaking, Xinhai led Xiao Gong to the front of the stage and spoke: "Now that Master Jiraiya is back! It's time to let the shogunate feel our power!

Tomorrow we will gather our forces and, under the leadership of Master Jiraiya, we will counterattack the shogunate army! We will defeat Kidomaru, one of the four great generals of the shogunate, in one fell swoop!"

"Ah? Wait, they didn't say this before, right? Who is being fooled?!" Jiraiya was a little confused by this sudden decision.