Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

Looking at the miserable March 7th, Heita had no mood to blame anyone, and then looked at the red alert pop-up windows that filled the screen.

"No matter who they are, they are nothing more than a set of data codes in my simulated universe. Just delete them!

No matter who it is, no one can endanger the operation and development of the simulated universe!"

After seeing that several people had been ejected and teleported back, the Black Tower planned to start the self-inspection of the simulated universe and was even ready to format it.

At this moment, a strange and heroic shout suddenly came from behind, "Qiaodou Sack!"

Turning around, I saw a tall, white-haired uncle about two meters tall who suddenly appeared in the hall.

"Another intruder? Is the external shielding barrier system developed by this "company" so bad? And what is this uncle talking about?"

Heita was obviously annoyed, and March Seven also came over and said in a very sarcastic tone: "That's right, except for Director Toppa, all the other people in the "company" are people who take money but don't do their job properly."

By the way, the dark-haired uncle in the simulated universe also speaks like this."

Sha Jin heard the implicit meaning of these words, but he was too lazy to argue with San Yue Qi as he had just finished the "Ten Stone Hearts" mode.

He just said a few perfunctorily, "These are the fault of the Technology Development Department, and I am in the Strategic Investment Department. Generally speaking, I am here to invest money, not to collect money."

As a robot life form, ScrewGum was naturally calm and said, "Analysis: the other party probably doesn't have a synesthesia beacon implanted."

"Really? In this day and age, how can there still be people who don't even have a synesthesia beacon installed? The most important thing is, a "cosmic mute" can break into my space station?"

What kind of black technology is this from some damn planet? Or has the technology research and development department of the "company" become corrupt and incompetent?"

With an unhappy look on his face, Heita took out a small chip-like thing from somewhere and then walked towards Jiraiya.

"Hey! Ms. Heita, these guys are very brutal. Look at how we beat them just now." March 7th stepped forward and tugged at the corner of Heita's clothes.

But Black Tower rolled his eyes at him, "I'm just a puppet. Haven't you seen enough in this space station? And you were the one who attacked me first, right?"

Uh... now that things have come to this, San Yue Qi can only let go in disappointment.

Jiraiya naturally would not embarrass a little girl from another world, so he just touched the strange thing she handed over with his fingertips.

It magically turned into a ray of light and rushed straight to Jiraiya's crown along his arm.

Before Jiraiya could do anything, Heita immediately said, "Don't be nervous, it's normal to feel dizzy. Can you understand what we are saying now?"

Jiraiya nodded doubtfully.

This feeling was very subtle, I still couldn't understand what they were saying, but I could somehow understand their meaning.

Looking at the uncle who was half his height taller than him, after being able to communicate normally, Heita put on Zhang Tiancai's arrogant face again and asked:

"Okay, now tell me. Where are you from? Why are you trying to attack my simulated universe? Are you related to the "Star Hunter"? And how did you break through the barrier and get in?"

……

There were too many new terms for Jiraiya to react to, and Kurita had no patience at all. "Really? For ordinary people, even the simplest questions and answers are so difficult? It's so stupid that it's unbearable."

Jiraiya looked at the arrogant little girl in front of him, and the veins on his forehead were throbbing. What on earth was going on with this arrogant emotion?

"Forget it, at least you can say your own name, right?"

When he heard that he was asked to introduce himself, Jiraiya immediately became excited and planned to perform his signature moves to shock this arrogant little girl.

But just as he was about to fiddle with it, Heita stopped him, "Don't use any stupid prefixes or funny movements, just say the name directly."

So rude!!!

Although Jiraiya was a little angry, he still needed help from others, so he could only swallow his anger for the time being, "Jiraiya..."

This is truly the most unimpressive self-introduction I have ever made in my life!

"Alright, Jiraiya. Now let's answer our questions one by one."

……

Although it took some time, after consultation, Heita still figured out the whole story.

And a hint of solemnity appeared on his originally relaxed face. To be honest, everyone could even see the solemn aura on the intelligent mechanical life form, ScrewGum.

Then, the two geniuses came to the same conclusion in unison.

Heita quickly returned to the simulated universe screen in his magnetic levitation wheelchair and fixed his eyes on the series of red error codes.

"Fifty percent life, fifty percent death. An ability at the level of causality? This is an extremely rare technology in the vast multiverse.

With this level of technology, it is not difficult to break through the external barriers of mediocre research and development of "the company". "

Seeing Kurita's gloomy face, Jiraiya followed him again, "How is it? Is there a solution? I heard that the people in your genius club are very capable."

"Stop making noise! ​​I need time to think!" Heita scolded.

But the shameless Jiraiya wouldn't buy it. Being extremely good at understanding people's minds, she had already figured out Kurita's character in a short time.

Then, he used the method of provoking her in an experienced way, "Really, you have such a bad temper. I thought you were so capable, but now you can't do anything?"

As expected, Heita was provoked and jumped onto the chair, trying to look directly at Jiraiya. However, even though his small body was standing on the chair suspended in the air, Jiraiya still hit him halfway.

But that didn't stop her from being angry. "No one has dared to question this genius! I will solve this problem sooner or later. But we still have to find a way to solve the crisis in your world.

According to your analysis, the world you came from is already too fragile to withstand the forced intervention of a fourth world. I'd better send you in and talk to the uncle named Hashirama by yourself. I won't accompany you any more."

Kurita said this without wanting to pay any attention to Jiraiya. He tapped the screen casually a few times. Jiraiya felt dizzy and was then teleported into the "simulated universe".

"Hey! Long time no see Jiraiya! How did you get here? Let's not talk about that for now. How are your grilling skills?"

This Hashirama is really careless. He was determined to have a 50% mortality rate, but he was not panicked at all. But think about it, after all, they are all dead people.

The same was true for Jiraiya, and it seemed that if they only looked at the personal pros and cons, their situation couldn't get any worse.

Therefore, Jiraiya also sat cross-legged in front of the campfire and asked, "Hey, Grandpa Gan. You have been in a high position for many years. You should know better than anyone how evil humans are, right?

I am very curious, how did you insist on justice and peace in your heart? To be honest, many people in the future should blame you.

After all, the power of you and Madara-sama was enough to wipe out other countries and unify them. If that were the case, there wouldn't be any more wars later."

(Actually, I think so too. Does anyone have a reasonable explanation?)