Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact
Chapter 69: All businessmen are dishonest
(Let me say this in advance. The current time period is when the protagonist returns from Inazuma and goes to the Layered Abyss, before opening Sumeru. So you don’t know Dolly yet.)
"Come, take a look. The Flame Flower Puree Warming Patch, the Fiery Flower Core Warming Stove, and the Exploding Flower Reusable Boiler. With them, you don't have to worry about not being able to heat up food."
"Wow! What a brilliant idea!"
Watching Dolly display the exhibits one by one, Paimon sighed sincerely. I have to say, she is really worthy of being called a genius. She can get anything.
However, this is not the end. Dolly mysteriously pulled out a box from behind the door.
Afterwards, he introduced it solemnly: "This is the highlight! This is a woolen cape made of the skin of a silver-backed snow wolf in the snowy northern winter. As long as you put it on, you won't have to look for a fire source even in a harsh environment like the Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain."
As expected of a traveling merchant, he can even take out the winter props. Can he be used as Doraemon?
Paimeng's eyes lit up when he looked at these items. He immediately got into the shawl and felt a warm feeling coming over him. This was too comfortable!
"When people are warm, they tend to want to sleep easily..." Paimon fell asleep in a daze as soon as he entered the shawl. Fortunately, the traveler was quick to pull the lazy bug out, so he didn't lose face.
Dolly looked at the quality of her sales and nodded in satisfaction before extending six fingers towards the Traveler and Jiraiya.
"Six hundred thousand Moras?" the traveler asked symbolically.
However, Dolly quickly shook her head, obviously dissatisfied.
"This obviously stands for fifteen!"
"Oh! Only 150,000 Mora? It's not that expensive! I worried for nothing." At this moment Paimeng breathed a sigh of relief.
Unexpectedly, Dolly suddenly said loudly: "It's 1.5 million Mora!"
When the price came out, Paimeng almost fainted again. He gritted his teeth and shouted, "How can it be so expensive! You are obviously a big liar! We won't buy from this store if we are travelers!"
Dolly, a businessman, has seen too many people slamming the door and walking out because they think the product is too expensive. She knows who really wants to leave and who has to buy.
Especially in the situation of Jiraiya and the others, they have already been completely controlled by Dolly.
"Oh, oh, please go ahead!"
Seeing Paimon leaving angrily, Dolly had no intention of trying to keep him.
"Really, you guys only consider the price of the item itself, and never consider the store fee, labor cost, transportation cost, etc. You know, I specifically go from Xumi to Zhidong, and then transport goods from Zhidong to Liyue.
How many hardships and dangers have I experienced... and how much Mora has I spent on the journey. As a fellow traveler, you should understand this kind of pain, right? You never think about these things, you only care about yourself! "
Dolly spoke miserably, as if she was in tears, but under those shrewd square-frame sunglasses, there was only a pair of cunning eyes rolling around.
"Ah... traveling is indeed not easy. Come to think of it, the traveler and I have indeed experienced a lot along the way to where we are today."
Paimon was obviously soft-hearted, and immediately looked at Jiraiya, hoping that this guy who claimed to be a great writer could help with some money.
However, facing Paimon's gaze, Jiraiya chose to avoid it, whistling as if he knew nothing.
In fact, after coming to Liyue, Jiraiya had already discovered that his currency was not universal in Liyue. Now even if he wanted to stand out, he probably couldn't do it.
"I'm so angry! I really shouldn't have believed in these gods and immortals like you! You're either lazy or useless! Travelers, pay the money. Saving lives is more important. Don't let me see..."
Paimon said this and turned away, just like an ostrich escaping from reality.
But Dolly said loudly: "Okay, I'll take 1.5 million Mora from you. I'll give you the goods, and the money and goods are settled! No cheating, happy business, come often next time!"
Listening to Dolly's words, Paimon felt his heart bleeding.
All they could do was urge Jiraiya and the traveler to quickly load their belongings and flee this heartbreaking place as fast as they could.
I just want to find a bed quickly, get into a good sleep, and completely forget the pain of tonight.
The next day, the sun was rising. Even before the roosters started crowing, the traveler and Paimon were startled by a figure lying by the window.
Upon closer inspection, I discovered that it was actually walnuts.
"Getting up early makes you healthy, and staying up late makes you feel relaxed." Hu Tao still looked excited. How much does this guy love to wander around!
The carriage was already prepared. Paimon originally thought that Jiraiya should still be fast asleep, but he had already woken up and was leaning against the guardrail, thinking about something, and was obviously in a daze.
"You lustful immortal! Good morning! I didn't expect you to get up so early!" Although he was woken up by Walnut early in the morning.
But fortunately, he had a good sleep last night, so Paimeng is now full of energy.
"Good morning!" Jiraiya said, but he didn't look at Paimon. Instead, he fixed his eyes on Kurumi.
Jiraiya looked at the information from many sources and thought that the Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain was closely related to Jiraiya's journey there. There was also the strange thing floating next to Kurumi.
Things that shouldn't be in the human world are able to roam outside. Even the immortals in this world don't care about them.
Judging from the information collected recently, all doubts point to the ancient countries that were once destroyed, as well as the legendary "great sinner" and the alchemy he left behind.
In the notebook that Jiraiya always carries with him, in addition to the information about the beauties he recently recorded in Liyue, there are also these information points.
Jiraiya once tried to use the public alchemy table placed next to Jie Cuihang, but unfortunately, Orochimaru seemed to be more adept at this.
Jiraiya studied it for a long time, but he still didn't fully master it. He did melt some of the claws of the beast hounds.
"Hey! Lecherous Immortal! What's wrong with you? You keep staring at Kurumi! No wonder the Fatui call you a pervert!"
While Jiraiya was distracted, Paimon quietly came to Jiraiya's side, wanting to shout into Jiraiya's ear to scare him.
However, if this method is to succeed, it would be too much of a disrespect to Jiraiya, one of the Three Ninjas.
As soon as Paimon approached, Jiraiya used ninjutsu to set up a wind shield on the top of his head. Paimon's shout not only failed to hurt Jiraiya, but instead shocked himself.
"Hahaha! I'm so sorry, I was lost in thought just now!"
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