Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

Abyssal Water Apostle: "As messengers of the abyss, we are being used as clothes drying racks. What a shame!"

Although the Abyss Water Apostle was full of complaints, he still stood upright and did not dare to move.

Abyssal Thundersinger: "Calm down. We can't defeat them. I don't want to be beaten again."

"...Then at least put these kids' underwear on you to dry. They must have wet the bed, and the urine smell can't even be washed off!"

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Orochimaru looked at these two helplessly. He thought they were very stylish visitors from another world, but he didn't expect that they were completely subdued by a group of toads.

Seeing Fukasaku and Shima approaching, the two Abyss Apostles immediately tensed their muscles. They stood straight as if they were seeing the instructor approaching during military training.

At this moment, a huge void crack suddenly appeared in the strange sky of Myoboku Mountain. From the crack, the scene on Jiraiya's side could be vaguely seen.

"That guy Jiraiya is using summoning magic. Is he in trouble again?" Bunta said doubtfully.

After all, nowadays, Jiraiya's use of summoning is not as convenient as before. So if it is not a difficult situation, Jiraiya should not use summoning at will.

"What I'm summoning this time is, haha! As expected, I have to take part in the battle!" Wen Tai said as he was about to get ready.

But he never expected that after hearing this, Orochimaru and Kabuto turned half of their bodies into snakes and climbed up along Wen Tai's thick arms.

"Hey, hey! Orochimaru! Don't stick your head into my nostrils! Damn it!" Bunta was furious and wanted to struggle and resist.

However, Orochimaru and Kabuto were too agile, and before Bunta could even react, Orochimaru and Kabuto suddenly penetrated his nostrils.

Before Bunta could make the next move, he, Orochimaru and Kabuto turned into a puff of white mist and disappeared into Myoboku Mountain, obviously responding to Jiraiya's spiritual call.

At this moment, in the deserted city inside the Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain, a toad several dozen meters high suddenly appeared in a building. Its appearance instantly turned the hut where Jiraiya and other three had originally lived into ruins.

"Hello! Bunta, nice to see you again." Looking at the familiar figure, Jiraiya couldn't help but step forward and greet him.

"Ah, sob!!!" But what responded to Jiraiya was a sneeze that was so loud that it shook the earth and made the ghosts cry.

This sneeze could probably be heard within a hundred miles.

Along with the sneeze, two long strips of liquid flowed down the nasal cavity.

After Paimon saw the two long things clearly, he exclaimed, "Oh my god! How come the snot from a frog's sneeze looks like a human?!"

"Is it possible that we are just one person?" Listening to Paimon's words, Orochimaru suddenly raised his head and said in a hoarse voice.

(Hey, Uncle Snake! You were the ultimate boss in the first part, how come you became a funny character in the later part?)

"Wow! Traveler, snot can actually talk!"

Although Paimon and the travelers have seen countless strange things such as talking swords, ships, statues, etc., it is still extremely shocking to encounter talking snot, right?

But as Orochimaru landed safely, Paimon didn't dare to say anything naughty anymore.

"Little guy, I told you. I am a human being."

Even though Orochimaru tried his best to act gentle and harmless when he spoke, the moment Paimon saw Orochimaru's pupils, he instantly ranked first on Paimon's list of people he dared not mess with!

"Oh, I'm sorry. I sincerely apologize to you." Paimon's attitude changed 180 degrees in just a few seconds. This polite apology is worthy of Paimon.

Of course, under the current circumstances, Orochimaru naturally would not care about Paimon's words. Instead, he immediately locked his eyes on Jiraiya.

Then he looked around, as if he was getting familiar with the environment. How should I put it? For Orochimaru, this dark world didn't even require any adaptation.

Apart from being so cold that one wants to hibernate, everything else is tailor-made for Orochimaru.

Apart from the environment, the most eye-catching thing is the trio of Walnut, Bennett and Uku standing in front of everyone.

At this moment, the three of them were still standing in front of everyone in a daze, unable to utter a single word that should belong to a human being, and drooling from the corners of their mouths from time to time. They looked stupid.

You can vaguely see white hair on Uku's body that does not belong to humans.

Not far away, the other Paimon, who was knocking on the door, also looked over and stared blankly at the giant toad that suddenly appeared.

"Long time no see. As expected you came to see me the first time, Orochimaru." Jiraiya was not shy and greeted him boldly.

However, Orochimaru did not immediately turn around to face Jiraiya, but simply said: "Do you really think you know me well? But you are still as stupid and trouble-making as before. You have come to a new world, but you still get yourself into trouble."

"Traveler, why do I feel like the atmosphere here is not right? Especially that big frog, it seems like he really hates Orochimaru.

And just now Jiraiya said that Orochimaru was an acquaintance of Paimon. But Paimon had never seen or heard of such an annoying guy who spoke so harshly right away! "

Paimon whispered quietly beside the traveler.

But what Paimon didn't know was that Orochimaru, like Jiraiya, was one of the three ninjas and had extraordinary hearing.

The whispers that Paimon had said were completely revealed in front of the two of them.

After Paimon finished speaking, he turned around and suddenly saw Orochimaru's head floating in the air right next to him.

Looking at the head, Paimon didn't react for a while. Until Orochimaru suddenly said, "I heard everything you said just now."

Then Paimeng reacted, kicked his legs, and fainted with his eyes going dark.

"You, you don't look like someone who would play such a vicious joke, do you?" Jiraiya said, looking at this guy who he was very familiar with yet felt strange.

However, since the Fourth Ninja World War, not many people can understand Orochimaru's thoughts.

He didn't care at all. He glanced at the few people in front of him who looked like zombies and continued to ask, "So, what trouble have you gotten yourself into now?"

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Jiraiya briefly informed Orochimaru of the current situation. While the two were talking, strange heads suddenly moved in the originally quiet city ruins.

"Paimon, what happened outside?" Walnut and the others next door finally opened the door and stuck their heads out, seeming to be waiting and watching.