Nantianmen Project: Starting from Love Apartment

"what?"

This turn of events even sprained Chen Meijia’s waist.

Chen Meijia looked at Xiao Jie with a confused look on her face, as if saying, are you kidding me?

"Just a joke, isn't it funny?"

"Come on, you told the story so emotionally, but it ended up with a twist like this, who would find it funny?" Chen Meijia complained.

"All right"

"But there is a reason why I tell this story." Xiao Jie said.

"What's the logic? Stop showing off your affection." It was obvious that Chen Meijia had not recovered from Xiao Jie's turn.

"In fact, in my research, many couples who have broken up treat each other as dead, so when they talk about it, their voices are very dull, as if they are talking about someone who has been dead for a long time. On the contrary, those who still miss each other will be more emotional when they talk about it." Xiao Jie said.

"You mean, I still have feelings for Lu Ziqiao? I still have thoughts about Lu Ziqiao? Bullshit, I wish Lu Ziqiao would disappear from my sight right now. With the way he is, how could I still have feelings for him? I treat dogs better than him." Chen Meijia said excitedly.

"I didn't say that." Xiao Jie waved his hand to deny.

"It is undeniable that Ziqiao is indeed a bastard now..."

"Even you think Ziqiao is a bastard." Chen Meijia interrupted Xiao Jie and said.

Xiao Jie was not angry, but continued:

"Although Ziqiao is a jerk now, maybe he will change in the future."

"I would rather believe that a dog doesn't eat shit than believe that Lu Ziqiao will become a better person," said Chen Meijia.

"Everyone will change, let's wait and see." After saying that, Xiao Jie smiled mysteriously and left the bar.

"Mysterious."

……

Xiao Jie returned to the apartment and was about to take out the key to open the door of room 3603 when he saw Lu Zhanbo coming out of the elevator with a depressed look on his face.

"What's wrong, Zhanbo, why do you look so depressed?"

When Lu Zhanbo saw Xiao Jie, he hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Brother Xiao, do you think I look like a delivery man?"

Xiao Jie glanced up and down and said, "It doesn't look like it. What's wrong? Why are you asking?"

"I knew it, there must be something wrong with that woman's eyes. When I came up just now, I met a woman and she said I looked like a delivery man." When Lu Zhanbo heard Xiao Jie say that I didn't look like that, he immediately said happily.

"Maybe it's because you are holding so much food that she thinks you are a delivery man." Xiao Jie said, pointing at the things in Lu Zhanbo's hand.

"That's what I told you. She must have misunderstood." Lu Zhanbo said happily.

"What's wrong? Why do you start to care about your image?" Xiao Jie asked curiously when he saw that Lu Zhanbo, who usually didn't care what others said, suddenly started to care about his image.

"Because I asked Wanyu to go to the movies with me, but she refused. Then my sister said I was not attractive at all, and then I started to care about her," Lu Zhanbo explained.

"Oh, Zhanbo, sure. You know how to ask a girl out to see a movie now. But logically, Wanyu shouldn't refuse. Tell me why Wanyu refused you." Xiao Jie was a little surprised, because the idiot Lu Zhanbo actually took the initiative to invite Lin Wanyu to see a movie. It was strange, but Xiao Jie was very curious about Lin Wanyu's refusal, so he asked.

"I don't know." Lu Zhanbo shook his head and then remembered what his sister said and added:

"Maybe Wanyu doesn't like watching that movie."

"What movie did you ask her to see?" Xiao Jie asked.

"Tickets for the Russian science and education film 'Exploring Life on Saturn' are very hard to come by," said Lu Zhanbo.

When Xiao Jie heard that Lu Zhanbo actually took a girl to see these things, he was speechless.

"Zhanbo, I'm going to teach you the technique of picking up girls by watching movies."

"Okay, okay." Lu Zhanbo was so excited when he heard that Xiao Jie wanted to teach him how to pick up girls.

"Let's go in first and then talk."

Xiao Jie opened the door of room 3603 and said to Lu Zhanbo.

Xiao Jie brought Lu Zhanbo into the room and sat down on the sofa. Lu Zhanbo followed Xiao Jie's movements and sat next to him.

"Now I will teach you some tips and tricks about asking a girl to see a movie for the first time. When you ask a girl to see a movie for the first time, you must choose cute, romantic, and literary movies, because most girls like to watch cute and romantic movies. Be careful not to take her to see boring and dull movies, such as science and education films like "Exploring Life on Saturn". This is a wrong approach." Xiao Jie said.

"Why can't you take her to see 'Exploring Life on Saturn'? It's a great movie." Lu Zhanbo asked hurriedly when he heard that it was wrong to take a girl to see a science and education film.

"Please, those who like to read these are either old scholars or people who are interested in this aspect. Do you think Wanyu is between the two?" Xiao Jie asked speechlessly.

"Okay." Lu Zhanbo was speechless.

"Second, don't just pick the ones you like. Ask the other party's opinion first. If the other party says it doesn't matter or anything is fine, you just punch them. Of course, this is a wrong approach. The correct approach is to pick the popular ones and combine them with the first point." Xiao Jie made a little joke.

“It turns out there are so many things to pay attention to when watching a movie.” Lu Zhanbo exclaimed.

"Now I'll teach you a technique to pick up girls. When your relationship has reached a certain level, you can try taking her to see a horror movie. Once she gets scared, she might snuggle into your arms. This can help to warm up your relationship. Of course, the premise is that you cannot be afraid, otherwise she will look down on you. You also have to comfort her softly, as this will make you appear both manly and gentle. Ask yourself, which woman wouldn't like you?" Xiao Jie said.

"It's possible this way. No wonder Ziqiao likes watching horror movies so much. It turns out there is a purpose for it." Lu Zhanbo said he learned something.

"Before watching a movie, buy the other person something to eat or drink. It will most likely increase their impression of you. But don't buy them every time, because they will treat you like an ATM." Xiao Jie couldn't help but add, thinking of those people in his previous life who were left with nothing in the end.

“It turns out there are so many tricks in it.” Lu Zhanbo said.

"Pick up girls is a profound science, and so is falling in love, so there is nothing wrong with not falling in love." Xiao Jie said.

"Ah?" Lu Zhanbo looked at Xiao Jie with confusion.

Xiao Jie realized that he had spoken his true feelings, and quickly changed the subject: "Also, don't just think about yourself, think more about Wanyu."

"Yes, yes." Lu Zhanbo nodded quickly and smiled foolishly.

Xiao Jie looked at the smirking Lu Zhanbo and couldn't help but think in his heart: How did this silly boy win over Wan Yu in the plot of his previous life? Was it by his sincerity?

Unable to figure it out, Xiao Jie said to Lu Zhanbo, "Go back and think carefully about what I said today. Once you figure it out, it will be easier for you to win the beauty. And if you don't eat your fans, they will be gone."

"Okay, Brother Xiao, I will." Lu Zhanbo said with a smile.

After saying that, Lu Zhanbo happily left 3603 with the almost cooled noodles.

Xiao Jie looked at Lu Zhanbo, who was almost jumping, and shook his head.

"Foolish people are blessed with foolishness!"