Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

Hmm? Bai Ming was slightly stunned.

Where did this little thief come from, and actually set his sights on your great-grandfather? !

Today I will beat you so hard that even your father won’t recognize you.

He immediately rolled up his sleeves and took out a pistol from the system space.

Bai Ming believed that his fighting skills were enough to defeat three ordinary people at once.

I learned Hokushin Ittoryu from Mei, and it's totally possible to fight five opponents at once with a bamboo sword and suppress the opponent's hammer.

But how can it be as useful as the American style Iai?

But when the door was opened a crack, Bai Ming stopped.

Because he observed that there were obvious signs of someone forcibly breaking the door lock, which meant that the suspect had broken into the room by force, but there were no other marks on the surface of the door.

If I'm not mistaken...

Bai Ming looked inside through the small crack in the door and twitched the corners of his mouth.

As expected, a white figure was lying on his bed, sleeping soundly, with an exaggerated posture and scratching his butt like an old man.

Bai Ming was speechless. There are so many dormitories upstairs and downstairs. Why did you, a paramecium, come to my place? !

Do you really want to live with me?!

Of course, if you think about it, this is impossible. The favorability is not full, and Paramecium is not such an indecent person. It is impossible for it to come to you automatically.

If I guess correctly...

70% of the reason was that the other dormitories hadn’t been cleaned for a long time and were full of dust, so she was too lazy to clean and just slept in my place.

Because there haven't been any male students for a long time, there's no one to clean the place.

It was the same when Bai Ming first came. The entire dormitory was covered with thick dust and the ceiling was full of cobwebs. It took him three hours of cleaning to clean the entire room.

This guy must be planning to wait for Mei and I to come back and help. He has quite a good plan.

After Paramecium had an external brain, it used up its limited running memory and all its cleverness on being lazy.

But now it's in my hands, so don't try to be lazy anymore.

It’s decided, before the main storyline arrives, let this guy reach at least S level!

This talent cannot be wasted. And if she doesn't grow up yet, she can help share some of the burden so that I can feel more comfortable.

Thinking of this, Bai Ming pushed the door open and walked in.

Ding--! ! !

The bell fell to the ground with a crisp sound.

This is a warning made by Kiana. She uses a thin transparent silk thread to pass through the bell and then place it in front of the threshold. When the door is opened to a certain extent, the thin string will break, causing the bell to fall to the ground and make a sound.

As a girl who has been wandering around for many years, it is undoubted that she is very vigilant.

If you don’t know these, it would be bad to be kidnapped in your sleep.

She remembered very well what Siegfried taught her.

After hearing the ringing sound, Kiana on the bed immediately opened her eyes, jumped up, and entered combat mode.

"Who?!"

"I."

Bai Ming looked down at the bell lying on the ground that had just sounded the warning, and roughly understood what was going on.

Seeing that it was Bai Ming who came in, Kiana suppressed her vigilance, but was still dissatisfied.

She put her hands on her hips and said angrily:

"How could you come in without making a sound while I was sleeping?"

In a word, she wakes up in a bad mood.

Because I lost my wallet last night, I slept outside and was bitten by mosquitoes all night long and couldn't sleep well.

I was finally picked up and adopted by someone. I walked around with the quilt and found that it was gray. The rooms in this dormitory building were all gray.

How could she sleep? So she had an idea and ran to the only clean place in the whole building - Bai Ming's room.

After all, this is a four-person dormitory, and Kiana can sleep on another bed.

But there was nothing she could do. Bai Ming's bed was too soft and too comfortable. The mattress was a Simmons and the pillow was velvet. Once she sat on it, she couldn't move away.

This cannot be blamed on her. If anyone should be blamed, then blame Bai Ming for making such a nice bed but not sleeping on it.

That's right, Kiana is a girl and she is very sensitive about her personal matters.

How is it possible to share personal belongings with others, especially boys?

But when she lay down on the bed, she realized that Bai Ming had never slept in this bed before.

Although it was unbelievable, she was sure that the other party had not slept with her before, otherwise he would have built another nest.

[Emotional value +5, total: 3175]

Bai Ming looked up at Qiana and felt that she was in a daze and couldn't tell the difference between the big and small kings.

He just recognized me as the boss, but now he starts to rebel. This guy must not be allowed to stay!

"My dear Kiana, this is my room. What's even worse is that you slept in my bed. I will tell Mei that you are an indecent woman who casually sleeps in a strange boy's bed."

When Kiana heard this, she instantly became timid.

"Hey, Boss Bai Ming, I was wrong, isn't that enough? Please forgive me."

She came up to Bai Ming with a smile, rubbed his shoulders and patted his back, trying to get his forgiveness.

Well, she was not in the right in the first place. If this matter was brought to the attention of Mei, and if she misunderstood, then her idea of ​​becoming good friends with Mei would be ruined.

I don't want to be disliked by Mei!

[Emotional value +5, total: 3180]

Bai Ming pointed to the next door and said, "Move over there, right now, and clean up!"

If you want to raise a good Paramecium, you can't let it be lazy. Just like the effort you put into gaining Pokémon points, you have to start working hard from now on.

………………

Half an hour later, Mei finished class.

She was walking on the road, feeling somewhat distressed. Usually Bai Ming would invite her to have dinner together.

Now that I'm a human again, I feel a little uncomfortable for some reason.

Mei wondered if she should take the initiative to invite him once.

And Bai Ming lives so close to the new girl...

Thinking of this, Mei stopped and touched her chest.

Sure enough, I still feel a little unhappy.

The two were so close to each other, and the girl named Kiana was so innocent and outgoing, and she looked easy to deceive.

Bai Ming is so good at telling stories to amuse girls, which makes them happy.

Although it's unlikely, what if it happens? No, I have to go and see.

Mei took out her cell phone and sent a message to Bai Ming, then walked towards the boys' dormitory.

………………

At this moment, Kiana was very miserable, doing hygiene homework under Bai Ming's supervision.

She wore a mask and held a wet rag to wipe away the dust and spider webs one by one.

It’s so sad. Why did it turn out like this?

Originally, I wanted to wait for Bai Ming to come back and clean up together with Mei after class.

How come I'm the only one cleaning, Kiana thought.

She glanced at Bai Ming, and thought, is this guy made of iron?

It’s useless for a beautiful girl like me to act coquettishly to him, and he doesn’t even come to help.

"Hurry up, do you still want to eat?"

Seeing that his movements had slowed down, Bai Ming urged him on like a slave owner with a whip.

"Oh, it's almost there, don't rush it." Kiana said impatiently.

This workload cannot be handled quickly by one person.

"Really? It was Mei who invited me to dinner. She said she would cook for me. If you're still slow, she won't take you with her."

Kiana suddenly became excited:

"What? Mei invites you to dinner, and she cooks for you herself? Why didn't you tell me earlier? I can handle it soon."

Such a beautiful girl must be a good cook, right?

This afternoon she came here smelling a very fragrant smell, which must be the food made by Mei.

Because Bai Ming doesn't look like someone who can cook, because there are only two pressure cookers in his room.

Although the instant noodles with beautiful girl flavor are also very good, it was a pity that she couldn't taste Mei's, and she wanted to make up for this regret.

Bai Ming rolled his eyes.

This Paramecium was so excited when he heard Meiyi, a typical example of a man who forgets his friends for the sake of beauty.

And she has an improper sexual orientation, which she must correct.