Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

Chiba Academy, girls' dormitory building, the innermost dormitory on the left on the 3rd floor.

After waking up, Mei started to wash and get dressed.

Because she used to be the eldest daughter of ME Club, her dormitory is a single room. Those who understand will know that this is special care given to her by the school.

In the past, friends would often come over to visit, and it was very lively. Some "friends" would even ask to stay the night here.

Ever since what happened to her father, this place has become completely deserted. For a while, she had no friends and was extremely lonely. But none of that mattered now because she now had someone important.

Mei has the habit of getting up early. In the past, she would get up at seven o'clock, wash up, have a leisurely breakfast, and then go to the classroom slowly, just in time for class. The reason why she is so slow is that she doesn't want to go to crowded places and suffer the eyes and criticism of others.

But since becoming friends with Bai Ming, Mei's daily routine has changed slightly. She will get up half an hour earlier, eat breakfast, and prepare lunch boxes for herself and Bai Ming.

Today is Saturday, Meiyi got up early because she had nothing to do. Last night, Bai Ming sent her a message saying that he had something to talk to her about today.

Because Bai Ming always likes to save time, he replaces breakfast with bread and milk. It is very unhealthy to eat such high-tech things often, so Mei wants to make something delicious and send it to him before Bai Ming gets up.

As a good friend, Bai Ming goes to bed at five and gets up at seven. She knows that even the God of Hell would praise this schedule in the underworld.

By the way, a cute little girl with white hair named Kiana came yesterday, and I also had to prepare a portion of her talent. I felt it yesterday that Kiana seemed to want to taste my cooking skills.

At 6:50, when Mei was carrying her lunch box and walking downstairs to the boys' dormitory, she heard a muffled sound. She looked up and saw black smoke billowing out of Bai Ming's dormitory.

She was startled. What happened?! A fire?! But Bai Ming was not the kind of person who had no sense of safety. Could it be caused by a short circuit?!

No matter what, Mei took two steps at a time, hurried to Bai Ming's floor, and knocked on his dormitory door.

…………

in the room.

Just before the loud noise, Bai Ming suddenly woke up.

Ultraman Spatula lost to Paramecium, why did I have such a dream? !

The next second, "Bang!" sounded as if something exploded.

After the explosion, there was a billowing black smoke coming out of the kitchen.

What's going on? Bai Ming was stunned for a second, then looked at the bed. The Paramecium that liked to sleep in was no longer on it.

Then he looked at the strangeness in the kitchen and suddenly understood. Paramecium ran into the kitchen to cook. Damn it.

Bai Ming immediately took out the fire extinguisher from the system space and rushed into the kitchen.

I thought this thing was rubbish, but now it seems to be useful. Who knows when those things may come in handy in the future.

Seeing the tragic situation inside and Kiana who was at a loss holding the burning pot in her hand, the natural gas valve had not been turned off yet. If a fire really broke out, the whole dormitory might be blown up. Bai Ming couldn't help but sigh.

Kaslana was right about not allowing anyone except Elder Kevin to enter the kitchen.

Cooking for the Kaslana family is often accompanied by huge risks, which is as dangerous as letting Klee fry fish with bouncing bombs.

Fortunately, it was discovered in time and no major accident occurred.

Facing Bai Ming's questioning eyes.

Kiana grabbed her shoulders, her eyes wandering, feeling extremely guilty: "Well...well, I was just hungry and wanted to get something to eat, and then, I don't know how, it exploded."

Bai Ming rubbed his temples, feeling very uncomfortable:

"Aren't there a few boxes of instant noodles, milk, and bread on that wooden bed? If you don't like any of them, you can go downstairs to buy breakfast. Didn't I give you living expenses?

If it's not enough, tell me, please don't blow up my room, okay?"

"We have lived together in the dream for so long. Don't you trust me so much? It is obvious that this is the pot of the recipe. I fried it according to the instructions." Kiana argued cunningly.

She was very embarrassed. She originally just wanted to make something delicious for Bai Ming to show off her cooking skills, but she didn't expect it to turn out like this.

"That's enough. Next time, tell me what you want to eat. You are absolutely not allowed to enter the kitchen again!"

"I won't do that next time. Please trust me, okay?"

It’s normal to have some accidents when you cook for the first time, but you’ll get used to it later.

"Da Me!" Bai Ming crossed his hands and refused seriously.

If I slept a little more soundly, I might have entered the second stage in my sleep and started doing sit-ups without realizing it. If it was more serious, I would be fighting a resurrection match with the prison.

"Bang" the door hit the wall because of too much force.

The door lock that Kiana broke yesterday hasn't been repaired yet.

"Is Bai Ming okay?" Mei asked breathlessly.

[Emotional value +10, total: 308]

Bai Ming spread his hands: "It's okay, I just almost died."

………………

After a while, the dormitory manager came.

Bai Ming hacked into the academic affairs system last night and made a student ID for Kiana to prove her identity, so that she no longer had to hide.

"Red bean paste Smith Marseille."

After explaining the reason, Bai Ming pressed Kiana's head and apologized solemnly. The dormitory manager didn't say anything, but she looked at the three people with a strange look when she left.

Mei heaved a sigh of relief when she saw that the two were not injured and not punished.

"Oh, I'm glad you're okay. Can I ask why Kiana is cooking in your kitchen, Bai Ming?"

It's strange for a girl to appear in the kitchen of the boys' dormitory so early in the morning.

Especially since this happened in the dormitory of the boy I liked, it was impossible to say that I didn't care.

The two had just met, and although she didn't think anything would happen between them that night, she still wanted to confirm it.

Kiana: "..."

I slept here last night, and when I got up I used the kitchen. I can't describe it.

The first night after being picked up, I slept in the boys’ dormitory.

Well, she and Bai Ming were already good friends, so sleeping at a good friend's house should be normal, right? But for some reason, it still felt frivolous and casual.

Just as Kiana was racking her brains for how to explain, Bai Ming spoke without changing his expression.

“Because she had nothing there, in order to thank us for picking it up, she planned to cook for us herself and invited us to taste her cooking skills. Who knew her cooking skills were so poor that she almost blew up my kitchen.

I'm sorry for not giving you breakfast and for making you worry."

Of course, no matter what, Bai Ming would not tell others that Kiana slept here last night. After all, this would not be conducive to unity.

"Is that so?"

That's right, Kiana said she was wandering outside and she hardly touched the kitchen. She wanted to cook to repay us, but this happened. Sigh, she must be blaming herself, right?

Mei gave her a gentle smile and raised the plastic bag in her hand: "I'm glad you're okay. I brought breakfast. Do you want to eat it together?"

As he said this, he took out the lunch boxes and shared them between the two of them.

There was something delicious, and Kiana's eyes lit up: "Thank you, Mei, you are so nice."

He then opened the lunch box, smelled the aroma of the food inside and started to devour it, praising the food as he ate.

"Mei, your cooking is even better than my mother's."

"Thank you for the compliment." Mei was stunned and said in surprise, "Kiana, don't you have a mother? Um, no, sorry, I mean..."

"I know what you mean. This is a little difficult to explain."

Bai Ming put down his chopsticks, looked directly into Mei's purple eyes and asked seriously.

"Mei, do you know about Honkai?"