Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

Hyperion, medical room.

Bai Ming's eyes were bleeding, and even though he repeatedly emphasized that this was just a normal phenomenon of using his ability, he was still forcibly sent here by everyone.

With such severe bleeding, if the eyeball were to rupture, both eyes would most likely become blind. Apart from Kiana, Mei and Bronya knew basic medical knowledge.

The three of them watched with some concern. After the medical lady carefully checked him, Meiyi immediately asked, "Bai Ming, is he okay?"

"It's okay, don't worry. I just seem to have overused my eyes. I just need to take a rest."

Hearing this answer, the three of them breathed a sigh of relief.

Of course, it was impossible for Bai Ming to open his Sharingan while being examined by the medical lady.

Those red eyes, if you don't look closely, will probably be mistaken for conjunctivitis.

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After dealing with the leader Bai Ming, Theresa pushed the door open and offered to examine the three people as well.

Well, she actually mainly wanted to observe Mei's physical and mental state, to see if there was anything abnormal and whether any adjustments were needed.

She has to try to reduce the risk of Mei going berserk. As the school principal, she has to shoulder this responsibility and do more. It is the sense of responsibility over the years that has made her mature.

Of course, her niece also needed to be taken care of, but Kiana looked full of energy and seemed to be in good health, so Theresa simply threw her and another little girl, Bronya, to the ordinary medical staff.

As soon as Theresa entered the door, Kiana could keenly smell the bitter melon smell on her body, and the smell of roasted gluten mixed in it. Bai Ming's roasted gluten had a special aroma. She had eaten a lot of street food stalls along the way, but none of them had that smell.

While Bronya was still checking, she came over with a suspicious look and asked, "Aunt, you seem to smell like roasted gluten. Did you secretly take the roasted gluten from the plate and eat it?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Theresa was surprised. Isn’t Kiana’s nose too sensitive?

Yes, it was definitely her who took it. There was nothing she could do about it because the roasted gluten was so fragrant. She could smell the aroma as soon as she came to the ground.

As we all know, Theresa has three good things: Houmu comics, bitter melon juice, and Judas smashing people.

She thought that eating roasted gluten with bitter melon juice might be delicious. As a mature adult, and after a tense situation, it was impossible for her to say: Hey, roasted gluten is delicious, give me a bunch. Is that right?

So she quietly took it with Judas. Judas has many uses, so it's no problem to take something with you. As it turns out, that thing is really fragrant, the only drawback is that the quantity is a little small.

Theresa didn't think there was anything wrong with doing this, and just regarded it as Bai Ming's mental compensation to her. Besides, eating too much of this kind of street food is not good for the body. Kiana and others are in the period of growth, so they should eat more healthy and nutritious food. Let me bear this pain.

I feel this way inside, but I don't show it on the surface.

"That's when I got the smell. Don't bother me, go away. It's almost your turn."

Kiana smacked her lips, but she could smell the scent.

………………

While they were examining their bodies, Bai Ming walked out of the medical room and turned on the system.

[Emotional value: 432]

He clicked on the history records, most of which came from Mei, and a small part came from Theresa and Himeko. Not to mention Bronya, because the biochip was diluted with water, her emotion value was not counted by the system, and Kiana's was almost non-existent, after all, the judgment center of emotion was not in herself.

Compared to negative emotions, positive emotions are more likely to be gained. For example, Kiana's transition from despair to recovery directly gave her a ten-hit combo, and the same is true at other times, with more gains from happy emotions.

The system was suggesting that he should be a bootlicker, so Bai Ming gave it the middle finger.

In my previous life, I had already been... well, I had never even liked or had any ambiguous relationships with girls in my previous life. I had no experience in this area.

But if God gives me another chance, I will still say that it is impossible to be a bootlicker. The most I can do is share some interesting stories with them to get some benefits from the system.

Of course, Meiyi doesn't count. If the program is unresponsive and you keep clicking and waiting for a response, that's called licking.

Bai Ming looked at the two numbers that were slightly larger, and unconsciously put his hand over.

[Bow knot made by beautiful girl panties*1]

[Mop with shit (green)]: Mop with shit, Lü Bu is alive

Effect 1: When you use this weapon, you gain all of Lu Bu's strength. After the weapon hits an intelligent creature, there is a certain probability that it will add an anger buff to the enemy.

Effect 90: Cover the enemy's face with a 2% chance of triggering a taunt effect, and control the enemy for seconds.

In addition: The strength of this weapon is no different from that of an ordinary shit-covered mop. Its effect will be reduced to zero once the shit is gone or it is damaged. It is recommended to carry it only as equipment with additional attributes.

The first one needs no further explanation, it's garbage.

Second, Lu Bu in Honkai Impact 3rd is just like that. He knelt down with just a look from Bai Ming. If he holds it, not only will his image be ruined but he will also stink. Wait, this thing won’t dirty the system space, right?

Bai Ming took a quick look and oh~ He almost forgot that his system space was divided into grids like Star Iron. In theory, as long as he could raise his hand and carry it with him, he could put it in.

It will remain the same when you take it out as it was before you put it in, and they are independent of each other and will not be affected, so there is no need to worry about shit sticking to them and making them smell bad.

I really want to throw it away, but it has a taunt effect and a 2-second control, so I might as well just use it as a disposable weapon.

………………

Bai Ming was thinking when he heard the sound of tap, tap, tap. He looked up and saw the red hair, and at the same time smelled a faint smell of alcohol.

Because of the side effects of the artificial stigmata, Himeko's body has been suffering from the erosion and pain of Honkai energy. She usually numbs herself and relieves the pain by drinking.

After boarding the ship, Himeko left to go somewhere else. Logically, she was supposed to check Mei's body with Theresa, so Bai Ming guessed that she went back to her room to take painkillers.

Just as Bai Ming guessed, Ji Zi had indeed returned to her room on Hyperion and taken some painkillers. The Valkyries who had been with her for a long time knew more or less about her problem, but Ji Zi didn't want to worry anyone, she was used to it anyway.

"Are you okay? I remember your eyes were bleeding."

After calming down, Ji Zi looked at the good-looking boy in front of her and felt a certain fondness for him. There's nothing she can do about it, who doesn't love looks?

Of course, she now wants to ease the relationship with Bai Ming, because the other party may join St. Freya Academy, and she may become a teacher.

Becoming a teacher and a student is a bit of a waste. Jizi herself dreams of a relationship and finding a good partner, but the reality is always unsatisfactory and she always fails for various reasons. Maybe it's because she is already a 26-year-old aunt, but she never feels discouraged and is full of hope.

"It's okay, there's nothing wrong. Thank you for your concern, beautiful lady."

Ji Zi was stunned for a moment, her red lips slightly curved, revealing maturity and sexiness: "Your mouth is so sweet, I like it."

Due to the lack of male resources internally, it is not easy for a non-lesbian to find a partner, especially finding a good partner, which is as difficult as climbing to the sky.

To be honest, if she wasn't considering the future, she really wanted to invite Bai Ming on a date.

[Emotional value +10, total: 122]

Bai Ming certainly didn't know what Ji Zi was thinking, nor did he think that a straight man like him could seduce anyone. He was just thinking about how to get some emotional value from her.

Just then, the alarm sounded.

"Report to the Major, a strong Houkai energy reaction has been detected."

Hearing the Valkyrie's report, Ji Zi immediately changed into a different person and took action immediately, with a serious look on her face, as if she had become an experienced commander: "Report the specific location."

Bai Ming was confused. Logically speaking, he had almost killed all the monsters, so why was there still a strong Honkai energy reaction?

This situation also occurred in the comics. After Theresa picked up the Big Three, she detected such a reaction and went to Senba Academy, and was beaten up twice by Yuno.

However, Yuno had been sent out by him a year ago, so it couldn't be her. Even if she wanted to come back now, it was impossible. Those people on the edge of the city were not freeloaders, otherwise Otto wouldn't have been able to block the information about Honkai for so long.

Bai Ming didn't think too much about it. In such a big city, it was not uncommon for hidden people to mutate or for powerful Honkai beasts to be born. What's more, Honkai was omnipotent, so it was normal for a few powerful monsters to appear.