Honkai Impact 3: Taking Life as C? Even the Valkyries are afraid of me

Bai Ming felt that he was placed in a small cart, the kind used in hospitals to push patients into operating rooms, and the wheels were rolling on the asphalt road, moving in a certain direction.

"Wow~Bai Ming QAQ, you died so miserably~"

Listening to the sobbing of several people, a question popped up in Bai Ming's mind, why are they still sobbing? It shouldn't be like this, didn't the group of logistics Valkyries tell them that I actually fainted and didn't really die?

Those guys came in a hurry and left in a hurry. Did they see the penetrating wound on my chest and immediately judged that I was dead? Aren't they medical staff? They should have at least given me some help.

Bai Ming listened to the voice and sorted out the current situation.

Now, it seems like they really thought I was dead. Did they check my breathing and heartbeat? So careless?

Oh my god, what should I do? Originally, Bai Ming had planned to wake up a few hours after the logistics Valkyries checked him and explained to them that there was nothing wrong with his body. This way, he would not have to find an excuse for his fake death, and it would be a natural thing to do.

But now, they all thought they were dead... Emmm, don't panic, I'll give them another chance to surprise them later, although it's a little abrupt, but the effect is the same. They probably won't be able to find out that I'm pretending, um, no problem.

along the way.

[Emotional value +1]

[Emotional value +2]

[Emotional value +2]

...

Why is the amount added so little? Bai Ming was still confused.

Shouldn't it be at least 160 under normal circumstances? Can you at least give me 1? In this situation, it shouldn't be. However, no matter how small a mosquito is, it is still meat, and ones can make up a draw.

Finally the cart stopped, and several people pushed Bai Ming to the crematorium near the hospital.

This place is just like any other place, there is no one in sight, and of course no ghosts either. The world of Honkai Impact 3rd does not allow such supernatural things to exist.

On the edge of the left corner, there are several exquisite small boxes; and in the center of the innermost wall of the hall is a crematorium. Because this crematorium has a cooperation with the hospital, a very small number of lucky patients can get one-stop service from admission to cremation.

Even though the cremator was not there and they had no experience using a crematorium, Bronya still used the Heavy Bunny 19C to light it.

Mei, Kiana, Bronya, Theresa, and Himeko looked at each other, nodded, and then turned the cart and pointed Bai Ming's head towards the entrance of the crematorium so that he could lie down comfortably.

The flames in the crematorium swayed gracefully, as if saying: Come and play, sir.

Hiss~ Why does my head feel a little hot? It's like there's a fire not far in front of my head. It's weird.

Bai Ming still didn't understand what was going on. He could only judge through the slits in his eyes that he was in a room, but he didn't know exactly where he was.

After the fire was lit, everyone began to say their final farewell. They placed a wild flower picked from the roadside on Bai Ming's chest.

"Goodbye, my dear. We can still be good friends in the next life."

"Love and gain the right person is the best, love and lose the right person is the second worst. Bai Ming, Sayonara."

"I will keep your words in mind. No matter how difficult the road ahead is, I will try my best to move forward."

“May heaven rest in peace.”

Listening to these farewell words, the cart was moving, and the burning sensation above his head became stronger. Bai Ming thought: Are they going to cremate me now? No, I have to wake up quickly.

He coughed violently a few times and slowly opened his eyes. Just when Bai Ming was about to say something to tell them that he had just fainted, he found that several people were looking at him with strange and mysterious smiles, which was very creepy.

"Cough cough..."

I always feel a little embarrassed, but the show has to go on.

Before Bai Ming could speak, they spoke first.

Mei: "Why is Bai Ming awake? Wasn't he dead?"

Kiana: "No, isn't he lying there peacefully? Mei, you must be hallucinating because you are too sad."

Theresa: "The dead cannot be brought back to life. Please accept my condolences."

Jizi: "I have some wine in my room, let's go back to Hyperion and have a feast together later."

Bronya: "Sister Mei can ask your little darling's hallucination what color box he likes."

Seeing the strange atmosphere, Bai Ming quickly checked the system status panel.

[Status: Honkai energy erosion (rising), slight injury]

"I'm not dead, why are you all so weird?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Bai Ming looked at the kind smiles on their faces and the system's +1+1 prompt sound, and instantly understood what was going on. The negative emotions added were relatively small, and the positive ones were relatively large. This was the system setting.

Haha, he laughed awkwardly, trying to ease the atmosphere: "Everyone seems very angry, you don't want to beat me up, do you?"

Kiana looked invincible: "NO! NO! NO!"

Bai Ming turned his head and looked at the crematorium where the flames were blazing. He covered his mouth with both hands and said in horror:

"Are you planning to send me in for cremation?"

Kiana: "YES! YES! YES!"

"No!"

Bai Ming wanted to struggle to get up, but the next moment, the Oath of Judas was pressing down on him. He didn't know whether it was 152 kilograms, half a ton, or one ton. He only knew that Judas was really heavy.

"The atmosphere has come to this point, just die."

Then everyone pushed Bai Ming into the spark furnace. Damn it, how dare you tease us, Xine!

Bai Ming stretched out his hands to press against the entrance, struggling hard while shouting apologies.

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have teased you, please forgive me. Please, I will do anything, I will do anything, really, I will do anything."

How sad everyone was just now, and it was all over with an apology? How is that possible? Then he pushed harder.

Seeing that his pleas received no response, Bai Ming quickly called for another teammate.

"Another Mei, Queen, help me."

Mei paused, a layer of frost filled her purple eyes, and she said in a cold tone, as if with disdain: "Humph! Although you are my man, you'd better go to hell, you bastard!"

If she hadn't felt that there was nothing abnormal in Bai Ming's bioelectricity, she would have really been fooled.

But none of this mattered. What mattered was that this guy actually dared to play with my feelings and caused me so much heartache. He deserved to be beaten! He deserved to be killed! No matter what, I had to teach him a lesson.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for completing the title mission and obtaining the title "Ninja Turtle"]

[Ninja Turtles: When wearing this title, there is a chance that you will be bullied as an honest person]

Ah? That's fine too. But at this moment, Bai Ming had no time to care about it, and just asked for forgiveness over and over again.

"I'm wrong, I'm wrong, please stop it."

After countless shouts of “Forgive me” and “I was wrong” and strong condemnation from everyone, the farce finally came to an end.

………………

The evening breeze is cool, the setting sun and the lone wild goose fly together

After returning to Hyperion, Bai Ming was exhausted both physically and mentally. He went to the deck outside alone to enjoy the breeze and the tranquility of the moment.

[Emotional value: 8161]

Fifty-one shots, fifty-one miracles, it was all worth it.

Bai Ming held back his non-existent tears and opened the lottery panel.