My Military Career in a Parallel World

It was not until around eight or nine in the evening that this death show ended amid the curses of the company commanders.

Dragging his tired body back to the dormitory building, Ge Hongtao said only one sentence.

“Twenty minutes to clean up. There are no other plans tonight. Before going to bed, each of you must finish writing your own summary!

After writing, give it to the class monitor, who will then give it to the instructor.

Tomorrow morning, everyone in the company will pack up and go to the production company to plant crops and raise pigs! "

Ge Hongtao's words were not only addressed to them, but also to the platoon leaders and himself.

The battalion commander just said that each company platoon leader should write 8,000 words, the squad leader and deputy squad leader should write 5,000 words, and the soldiers should write 3,000 words.

Although Lei Zhenjun added "except the third company" when he spoke at that time, it was obvious that their company commander selectively ignored these words.

We all have to work together to produce pigs and farm, so there is no need to make a self-examination.

Moreover, as a company commander, Ge Hongtao still has some small privileges. He can write as much as he can, and if he doesn't have enough words later, he can ask the clerk for help.

The other company commanders had similar ideas.

……

After staying in the woods for four or five days, sleeping in the open air, twenty minutes may seem like a lot, but in fact it is not enough.

Taking a shower, brushing teeth, shaving... these are not enough, all the clothes on the body and even the backpack need to be washed.

It was already after half past nine when I finished my work and sat down at the table.

Swish~

The entire dormitory building was very quiet at this time. Although everyone was scratching their ears from time to time, no one spoke.

Everyone was holding paper and pen. Some moved small stools to sit in front of the bed, while others took out the small stools with desks that they usually used in class. Class monitor Li Gang and deputy class monitor Wang Jie occupied the only two tables in the dormitory.

Everyone was writing their self-criticisms seriously.

It's painful, but it has to be faced.

It must be three thousand words, not a single word less.

"Ah~" Fang Zheng looked up at Jiang Chen who was writing very quickly, then looked at the self-criticism in front of him which only had a title written on it, and suddenly let out a sigh.

If this had happened in previous years, he would have had to write the self-criticism himself!

They all asked new recruits to help write, and at most they would just watch from the sidelines and tell the new recruits how to write.

Just like two years ago, when Su Yu and Lu Xingwang were first assigned to the company, they were tricked by Fang Zheng into writing a self-criticism.

It's a nice name, and all the new recruits go through this process. When they become veterans and new recruits come to their squad, they can do the same.

but……

This year, the third company had two new recruits, one went to the kitchen squad, and the other...

Looking at Jiang Chen's back, and thinking about what happened on the first day of joining the company, Fang Zheng silently put away the thoughts in his heart.

He didn't want to be elbowed for no reason.

Besides, the time today is too tight and I have to finish it and hand it in by evening.

Staying up late is a foregone conclusion. It’s okay to handwrite 3,000 words, but if it’s two copies of 6,000 words, I’m afraid I’ll have to write until the middle of the night…

"Brother Zheng, why are you looking at me and sighing?" Jiang Chen, who was writing a self-criticism with his head down, felt the gaze from behind and heard the other party's sigh, and subconsciously turned his head to look over.

"What else can we do? He just won't change his bad habits." Lu Xingwang, who had been cheated once, couldn't help but interrupt.

Tang Junjie smiled and said, "Jiang Chen, if anyone asks you to help write a self-criticism today, don't even think about beating him up. I'll help you take the responsibility as squad leader!"

Jiang Chen was stunned and turned to look at Fang Zheng.

Before he could speak, Fang Zheng couldn't help rolling his eyes after hearing what Tang Junjie said, "Damn, I'm just thinking about it, but thinking about it won't work. I'm not stupid..."

"Pfft~" Seeing Fang Zheng's frustrated look, Lu Xingwang and Su Yu, who had been tricked before, couldn't help but laugh.

Although I don't want to admit it, the fact is that I am indeed not as good as a private.

Not to mention anything else, Jiang Chen's nine kills in this exercise alone were enough to make the veterans with '0' kills feel ashamed.

This naturally includes Founder.

In this situation, even if Tang Junjie didn't say what he just said, he would not have the face to let Jiang Chen write for him.

Asking a soldier who ranks third in the company and a veteran with 0 kills to write for him?

If the platoon leader or company commander knew about this, it would be considered mercy if they didn't cripple him on the spot.

The only good news is that the lights-out whistle was not blown at 10:30 tonight, and even the daily evening roll call was cancelled.

The company commander was struggling to write his 8,000-word review and summary, not to mention the others. It was time to turn off the lights, and he was wondering how he was going to hand it in tomorrow morning.

Speaking of it, the three company commanders of the reconnaissance battalion are really unlucky to have a battalion commander like Lei Zhenjun.

Long before they came back, Lei Zhenjun called the clerks of the three companies, including the instructor, to his office in advance to prevent them from finding someone to write for them.

The end result was that the three company commanders could only sit in their offices, scratching their heads and racking their brains to come up with the word count.

……

Jiang Chen worked until almost eleven o'clock and finally finished the three thousand words of self-criticism.

Jiang Chen put away his paper and pen, stretched himself, and prepared to wash his face and go to bed.

"Hey, Jiang Chen." Just as he stood up, he heard Lu Xingwang's voice behind him. Jiang Chen turned his head and saw Lu Xingwang approaching him with a smile, and whispered, "Hey, well, Old Jiang, let me learn from you..."

"I thought it was something else. Here you go." Jiang Chen handed over his self-review and reminded him, "Don't copy it."

"Don't worry, I know what's going on!" Lu Xingwang patted his chest and agreed after taking the self-review handed over by Jiang Chen. He also said at the end: "Thanks, brother!"

Just as Jiang Chen reached the door with the small yellow basin in his hand, he was stopped by squad leader Li Gang.

Li Gang pulled Jiang Chen aside and asked in a low voice: "Jiang Chen, do you have any tips on writing a self-criticism? I wanted to ask you about this when I was in the recruit company before..."

Apparently, Li Gang, the top soldier, also felt very troubled about writing a self-criticism.

He gritted his teeth and wrote for a long time, but he couldn't even reach a thousand words, let alone five thousand. He had no choice but to focus on Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen did not hide anything and told Li Gang all the skills of writing documents and reports that he had learned from the Internet in his previous life.

In fact, as long as you master certain methods, whether it is a review, summary or report, and know a little bit of water writing, you can write as many words as you want.

First of all, there is no need to say much at the beginning, it must be "Dear XX", and then you need to make corresponding adjustments based on the content written.

For example, I write this letter of self-criticism with guilt and regret to express my deep understanding and sincere apology for ______.

Then describe the mistake you made.

Describe in detail the wrong behavior you committed, including the time, place, specific circumstances, etc.

Then explain the impact of this mistake. Then, based on the above content, write an analysis of the cause of your mistake. Then, propose measures to correct the mistake. Regardless of whether the content is useful or not, just remember to correct your attitude.

Finally, make commitments and guarantees that you will not make the same mistake again in the future, etc.

If the number of words is still not enough, you can write some apologies to the leader or the person being criticized, seek understanding and trust, reflect on your own mistakes, etc.

Finally, add your name and the date of review, and a standard review letter is completed.

After listening to Jiang Chen's teaching, Li Gang's eyes widened and he said that he was shocked. He never thought that a self-criticism could be written in this way.

Not only him, but also the deputy squad leader Wang Jie next to him, as well as Zhang Ming, Hu Kai, Tang Junjie and other veterans were all stunned when they heard it.

There was a hint of inexplicable meaning in the looks they gave Jiang Chen.

Is this the ability of a prestigious university student? !

A self-criticism can be so complicated, what will happen if he goes to military school and becomes an officer? ! !

Under everyone's complicated and admiring gazes, Jiang Chen pushed the door and left with the small yellow basin in his hand.

bang~

The dormitory door was closed. Everyone in Class 3 looked at each other, then returned to their seats at the same time and started writing furiously.

After what happened just now, everyone's minds were suddenly opened up.

Although, when I actually started writing, I was inevitably a little stumbling, but at least I knew what I should write in my heart, and my mind wasn't completely blank like it was just now.

For field troops, bathing is far less convenient than that for urban garrisons.

Most of their bathing water is generated by solar energy. Just now, all the people in a company went to bathe at the same time and had already used up the limited amount of hot water.

In order to allow the comrades behind to use hot water, Jiang Chen and his companions did not wash seriously at all. They simply rinsed with soap and thought it was done.

While everyone else was writing their self-criticisms, Jiang Chen prepared to go to the bathhouse for a thorough cleanse.

The weather in November and December can feel a little chilly even in the south, but there is nothing we can do about the conditions in the army.

Also, don't forget that they will set out to start raising pigs tomorrow, which will take a month. No one knows what will happen by then.

Therefore, Jiang Chen could only grit his teeth and take a cold shower.

After scrubbing off the dirt, dust and sweat that had accumulated on his body over the past few days, Jiang Chen simply wiped his body and put on his clothes as quickly as possible.

Go back to dorms.

A group of people were still writing self-criticisms with their heads down.

Li Gang and Wang Jie, the class monitor and deputy class monitor respectively, both wrote 5,000 words. Even with Professor Jiang Chen's template writing method, it would take some time to get the total of 5,000 words.

Among the others who have written 3,000 words, several are almost done.

I took off my clothes and went to bed, but the lights were still on. In order not to disturb them while they were writing their self-criticisms, I skipped the necessary bedtime exercises every night.

Jiang Chen covered his head with the quilt, his consciousness entered the dream space, and began his daily grind.

Unfortunately, God did not wish.

Not long after Jiang Chen started training, he heard a whistle coming from downstairs.

Jiang Chen quickly exited the dream space and sat up from the bed. Only then did he realize that the lights in the dormitory had been turned off.

"Damn it! Do you have to be so cruel? I just lay down for less than ten minutes!" Fang Zheng complained.

"That's right. Are you going to make things so difficult for me tonight?" Han Li continued.

The others also looked helpless.

Complaints aside, everyone acted quickly.

It took less than two minutes from the time the whistle sounded to the time we went downstairs to gather.

Company commander Ge Hongtao stood in front of the team. His face was originally gloomy, but after everyone gathered and finished counting, he suddenly smiled.

"Haha, actually it's nothing. I just finished writing, and when I saw you all turned off the lights, I wanted to call you out to ask if everyone has finished writing their self-reviews."

"..."

Looking at Ge Keng's dark face, if it wasn't for the wrong occasion, Jiang Chen really wanted to go up and punch him twice.

What a thing!

The others had similar thoughts, but they had developed a resistance to the extent to which their own company commander was cheating. Although a thousand horses were running wildly through their hearts, they did not show it on their faces.

Each class monitor began to report on the completion of their class's review/summary one by one.

In fact, this is completely unnecessary.

Which class would dare to turn off the lights and go to sleep before finishing the writing?

"Since you're here, why not run for a while? It's just right. You haven't done the evening roll call tonight, and you probably haven't done your bedtime exercises either.

Take one last look at the familiar playground and camp area. You won’t see them again for another month!”

After hearing his words, Jiang Chen was too lazy to complain.

After such a long time, he, like the other people in the third company, gradually got used to Ge Hongtao's cheating.

After all the trouble, I returned to the dormitory and lay down again. It was already after two in the morning.

The next day, at six o'clock in the morning, the entire battalion was fully armed and changed their morning exercises into cross-country running. No one knew how far, but the battalion commander's order was to let them run to the production company.

"I never thought that after working my way up from the recruit company to the reconnaissance company and finally becoming a non-commissioned officer, I would have to go to the production company to raise pigs and farm the land today!" Fang Zheng complained with a look of grief and indignation as he ran.

"Who says it's not true? Normally, the production company is what everyone looks down on the most. After serving in the army for one or two years, they only touch a gun a few times. Can they still be considered soldiers?

But now...

Alas, we, the elite of the reconnaissance company, the tip of the knife, have been reduced to farming and raising pigs with hoes and dung scoops." Lu Xingwang also wailed.

However, his voice was a little loud and attracted the attention of Lu Ming, the prospective instructor and current platoon leader of the third platoon, who was standing next to the team.

Lu Ming stepped forward quickly and shouted, "What are you arguing about? What's wrong with raising pigs and farming?

Normally, I have never seen you eat less rice or meat.

There is a difference in the division of labor in the revolution, and there is no distinction between high and low among comrades.

I warn you, if I hear something like that again, don't blame me for being rude. Others can come back after one month, and you can add another month. If it doesn't work out, I will directly transfer you to the production company to raise pigs until you retire!"

Lu Ming's voice was very loud. As he had always been leaning towards the direction of the political cadres, he naturally knew what the soldiers were thinking.

Just as someone was the first to stand out, he simply took the opportunity to make an example of him.

Everyone in the third company highly recognized Lu Ming as the future instructor.

The most important thing for an instructor is to win the hearts of the people. If he couldn't even do this, Ge Hongtao would not agree to his transfer to a political work position, let alone serving as an instructor in charge of people's daily life.

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