My Military Career in a Parallel World

Seeing Zhang Meng's funny standing posture, Jiang Chen couldn't help but think of the video about military examination he saw on the Internet in his previous life.

What do you say when you check for hemorrhoids?

According to the video, you need to take off your pants and expose your anus for inspection. If it is internal hemorrhoids, you also need to...

Thinking about Zhang Meng's reaction when he talked about this matter before, and thinking about the physical examination, this guy was likely to have his anus opened and his hands reached in to take out...

Jiang Chen couldn't hold it in any longer.

It happened that Zhang Meng, who was standing in front of him, secretly reached out and pulled the pants near the anus, and subconsciously twisted his buttocks.

This time, Jiang Chen finally couldn't help himself and burst out laughing.

However, the ancients were right about the fact that excessive joy leads to sorrow.

Jiang Chen's laughter immediately attracted the attention of the dark-faced sergeant in front of the team.

"Soldier, what are you laughing at?!"

The soldier's dark face had a very serious expression, and the look he gave Jiang Chen was extremely sharp.

Jiang Chen was still thinking about how to answer the other party when he saw the black-faced man walking towards him.

"I asked you what you are laughing at?!"

The two men's faces were almost touching, and the black-faced man's saliva sprayed on Jiang Chen's face when he spoke.

Fortunately, Jiang Chen was not a rookie who had just graduated from school. Although he knew that he probably couldn't escape this time, he still wanted to struggle.

"Report, I just think that I can finally touch a real gun after joining the army. I'm very happy!" Jiang Chen began to make up stories.

"Haha." The black-faced man looked at Jiang Chen and suddenly sneered. He took two steps back before continuing, "Very happy?! Good! Sharing happiness is worse than enjoying it alone. Since you are so happy, why not make others happy too!"

"Hmm?" Jiang Chen didn't react for a moment to what the sergeant in front of him meant.

"What's your name?"

"Report, Jiang Chen!" Thanks to the influence of various film and television works in his previous life, Jiang Chen always remembered that he had to report first when answering questions from his superiors.

Jiang Chen's performance was obviously beyond the black-faced man's expectations. He couldn't help but look at Jiang Chen again before he continued, "Jiang Chen!"

"Here!" Jiang Chen responded quickly.

"Exit!"

Not knowing what tricks the black-faced man was going to play, Jiang Chen could only walk out of the queue obediently.

"Get down! Fifty push-ups!" Jiang Chen had just stood firmly on his feet when he heard a roar like thunder in his ears, which scared him.

However, Jiang Chen's reaction was not slow. After he came to his senses, he quickly threw the luggage and backpack in his hands aside, lay down on the ground and started working.

Don’t think that fifty push-ups are a small number. If you really follow the most standard posture, it would be amazing for an ordinary person who has not trained to do more than twenty.

Even if there is no requirement for standard posture, with Jiang Chen's current physical condition, fifty of them would be enough to defeat him.

Jiang Chen felt bitter. When he got off the car just now, he said that he didn't want to be the chicken that was killed to scare the monkeys, but in the end...

On the other side, the recruits in the queue saw someone voluntarily bump into the muzzle of the gun, and many of them couldn't help but show expressions of gloating.

"What are you laughing at again?!"

As the saying goes, don't hit the diligent or the lazy, only hit the one who is blind.

Jiang Chen was punished to do push-ups. A new recruit standing in the first row of the queue couldn't help but smile, but was immediately caught by the black-faced man who was paying attention to the situation here.

"Report, no, I...I..."

"What do you mean by 'I'? Did I see it wrong? You also get down and do fifty push-ups!"

Without waiting for the recruit to explain, the black-faced sergeant gave the order directly.

In an instant, the effect of killing the chicken to scare the monkey was fully achieved. Not to mention the team that Jiang Chen was in, the other recruits who had just been driven off the car and had not yet stood firmly all behaved themselves and lined up obediently waiting for instructions.

"Humph, your comrades are being punished, and you can still laugh? Have you forgotten what you sang on the way here?!"

"unity is strength!"

"So, everyone! Fifty push-ups!"

After a series of combined moves, including a killing stick and a show of force, a large number of recruits instantly lay down at the door of the barracks and started doing push-ups facing the scorching sun above their heads.

Ten minutes later, the last recruit finished, and under the command of the black-faced sergeant, everyone began to reorganize, take roll call, and divide into classes...

The veteran squad leaders who had been waiting on the side came forward one by one and brought their own recruits into the camp.

Jiang Chen and Zhang Meng were assigned to the same class, the fifth squad of the first platoon of the recruit company.

Maybe because today is the new recruits' first day in the camp, the squad leader treated them quite well and introduced the situation in the camp to everyone as they walked.

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The camp area of ​​the recruit company is very large. In addition to a standard three-story dormitory building, there is also a row of neat bungalows next to it. Judging from the style of the gate, it should be a canteen or something like that. A few dozen meters away from the dormitory building is a playground, which is very large and can easily accommodate hundreds of people.

The recruit company is surrounded by tall iron fences. When you enter the door, you can vaguely see an office building in the distance. I think it should be a place like the regiment headquarters.

When they arrived at the dormitory building, the recruit squad leader did not take them directly to the dormitory. Instead, he turned a corner and came to the open space next to the dormitory building.

At this time, a long queue had formed next to the open space. Judging from the number of people queuing in front, all the new recruits entering the camp should have arrived.

A new recruit in the team couldn't help but stick his head out to see what was going on in front of him, but there were too many people in front of him and the line was so long that he couldn't see the situation in the center of the open space clearly from a distance.

There was an unusual movement in the team, and the veteran squad leader subconsciously turned his head to look over, which frightened the new recruit so much that he quickly turned his head away and dared not look around anymore.

I thought they would show off their power like the black-faced sergeant before, but unexpectedly, the veteran squad leader just smiled meaningfully and said, "Okay, don't be so curious. Everyone has to pass this level. You guys go and line up too!"

Under the command of the veteran squad leader, everyone put their luggage aside and started queuing.

The team's progress was not slow. After more than ten minutes, Jiang Chen and others finally understood what the veteran squad leader meant by this level.

A row of small benches were neatly placed on the open ground, and several veteran soldiers in military uniforms were using electric razors to shave the heads of the new recruits who were lining up.

The veterans laughed so happily that their faces almost broke.

The recruits had a different expression, their frowns looked like they could kill a passing fly.

Amidst a buzzing sound, fresh cucumber peels appeared before everyone's eyes as the electric spatula flew freely.

With this hairstyle, if he were to change into some clothes and thrown among a group of prisoners, I guarantee that no one would be able to tell the difference.

"Don't move, I won't be responsible if you shave your flesh!"

A new recruit was forced to sit down by his head and tried to struggle subconsciously, but was frightened by the veteran soldier's words and dared not move anymore. He could only let the electric razor fly over his head.

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