My Military Career in a Parallel World

When he returned to reality, the long and five short assembly whistles became more and more urgent. Jiang Chen was about to wake up the others when Li Gang sat up from the bed and shouted, "Emergency assembly!!!"

"Everyone, get up, emergency assembly!" Jiang Chen also shouted.

It was two or three in the morning, when everyone is sleeping soundly. Everyone was a little confused when they were suddenly woken up. They sat on the bed in a daze, not figuring out what had happened.

It was not until a few seconds later that the roars of the squad leaders could be heard throughout the building, and they finally came to their senses.

"What are you all standing there for? Didn't you hear the emergency assembly? Hurry up and get moving!" Li Gang quickly put on his clothes, turned around and saw that the others were still sitting on the bed in a daze, and immediately urged them.

"Oh oh oh..." Everyone reacted, their minds were still a little confused, but their bodies had already started moving.

Although Li Gang had trained them for emergency assembly a few days ago, that was during the day when they were awake, and even then, problems still occurred from time to time, let alone now.

"Mm, doing this in the middle of the night is killing me!"

"Shit, where are the shoes I put under the bed? Why is one missing?"

"Damn it, who took my hat?"

"Chu Fei, why the hell are you wearing my pants!"

Li Qiang had just put on his shirt and was about to look for his pants when he saw a hand pull away the pants hanging at the end of the bed before him.

During an emergency assembly, lights were not allowed to be turned on, so we could only move around by the moonlight outside the window. It was normal to take the wrong things or wear the wrong clothes.

Chu Fei had just put on his pants when he discovered...

Damn, these pants are too big, they almost fit his entire body.

Not only Class 5, the entire dormitory building was like a pot of boiling water, with chaos everywhere.

During the day, everyone rehearsed well, but when it came to the emergency assembly, we realized that it was not the case at all.

"Sergeant, turn on the light! I can't find my shoes!" someone shouted.

What greeted him was naturally Li Gang's roar: "If you can't find it, don't wear it!"

After being scolded by the squad leader, everyone came to their senses and remembered the precautions for emergency assembly that Li Gang had repeatedly reminded them of during the previous training. They were not allowed to turn on the lights, pack their backpacks, carry guns and ammunition, water bottles and satchels, or wear belts...

The time for emergency assembly varies according to the area and branch of the troops. The 228th Regiment naturally sets the highest standard of three minutes.

Of course, it is impossible for new recruits to follow the highest standards right from the start.

The time is tight and the task is heavy, plus it's pitch dark and all kinds of problems arise when you get anxious.

Your shoes are gone, his clothes are on the wrong way, and someone packs everything but can't find the packing tape.

"Hurry up, everyone. No matter if you are done or not, you must come downstairs in two minutes. Even if you are holding things and are naked, you have to go downstairs to gather!"

Li Gang's urging made the already anxious recruits even more confused.

Jiang Chen was the first to wake up. While the others were still confused, he had already started packing. Now that his things were packed, he was about to put the packed bedding on his back when he heard Luo Ming from the next room suddenly pull him back and ask anxiously, "Deputy squad leader, do you have any extra packing tape? I can't find it!"

Yes, the unlucky guy who couldn't find the packing tape was none other than Luo Ming, who was sleeping in the bed next to Jiang Chen.

Jiang Chen raised his head and glanced around, and saw the fat boy Sun Weichen, who was lowering his head and fiddling with the bedding on the bed. He held a packing tape in each hand and was tying up the quilt randomly.

"Hey, look at that packing tape in the fat guy's hand. Is it yours?" Jiang Chen pointed at Sun Weichen behind him and said.

"Fuck, Fatty, when the hell did you touch my packing tape? Give it back to me now!"

It was the first time for the recruits to have an emergency night assembly, and the requirements set by Ge Hongtao were really not high. If they could pack up their things and go downstairs within five minutes, they would be considered qualified.

Unfortunately, veteran squad leaders like Li Gang seemed to have discussed it in advance and changed the emergency assembly time to three minutes with one voice. They were chasing after them like a death-chasing ghost.

When the time came, Li Gang kicked them out of the dormitory regardless of how well they had packed up.

When going down the stairs, Jiang Chen subconsciously looked back with the help of the sensor light inside the stairs.

My goodness, they are almost like refugees fleeing famine.

The package on Chu Fei's back was crumpled into a ball, with all kinds of things stuffed randomly inside. Almost every step he took or every stair he went down, something would fall out, just like what was advertised in those web games on the Internet.

One sword costs 999, and the ground is full of equipment!

Li Qiang, who was following behind him, seemed fine on the surface, but upon closer inspection...

My goodness, he didn’t even notice that his pants were on backwards, and both shoes were on his left feet. He walked with a limp, looking really awkward.

The situation for others was not much better.

The clothes on Zhang Meng are one size smaller, while the clothes on Zhou Xinghai are one size larger.

The fat boy Sun Weicheng was even more miserable. Not to mention that he held the quilt to his chest, the clothes he wore were even more weird. The upper body was camouflage, and the lower body was a physical training suit.

Luo Ming next to him was not in much better condition. The package on his back was a mess, half of the bed sheet was hanging on the ground, and his shoes were one big and one small. The laces were not tied yet, and he was running while lowering his head to tie his shoelaces.

Fortunately, there was a short stop when we went to the armory to collect the guns, and we helped each other to clean up, and it barely looked less messy than before.

Company commander Ge Hongtao and instructor Lu Ming had been waiting outside the dormitory building. Before the recruits came downstairs, they heard a series of kicking and banging sounds. Then, a group of recruits who seemed to be fleeing appeared at the stairs...

Contrary to everyone's expectations, Ge Hongtao did not get angry, nor did he scold or yell at them as expected. He didn't even look at them. He just pointed in the direction of the playground and ordered everyone to run forward.

They had been walking the road from the dormitory building to the playground for almost a month and were so familiar with it that they could walk there with their eyes closed. However, this time, the short distance of less than a hundred meters was extremely difficult for the new recruits to walk.

As they walked, their belongings fell all the way. The squad leaders followed behind and yelled all the way, and the new recruits bent down to pick up the belongings as they walked.

“Five kilometers, run for me!!!”

When they arrived at the playground, Ge Hongtao gave the order without any further ado.

Ge Hongtao had already anticipated the performance of the new recruits.

However, the scene before him still made him feel depressed.

As the recruits began to run, various situations occurred. Some dropped items, some had their backpacks fall apart, and some were tripped by their own shoelaces while running...

"Look at you, look at you, do you still look like soldiers?! The refugees fleeing famine are better than you!" Ge Hongtao finally couldn't help but curse out loud.

"As for the new recruits, it wasn't like this that year. Just practice more and experience it a few times and they'll be fine." Looking at the new recruits in a mess on the playground, Lu Ming remembered the time when he was leading new recruits in the military academy, and comforted them with a smile.

"Well, you have a point. Let's do it again later. I don't believe that we can't practice an emergency assembly well!" Ge Hongtao was not polite and continued to speak directly according to his words.

"Uh..." Lu Ming was speechless. His company commander was really good at taking advantage of every opportunity.

I just said, "Practice more," and he immediately arranged it for me?

Thinking that because of his words, these new recruits would have to be tormented again that night, Lu Ming silently prayed for them in his heart.

"It's not my fault. Good luck to you guys."

On the playground, Jiang Chen had just run two steps when he heard Chu Fei's cry for help from behind him.

"Deputy, please help me, my backpack is falling apart and I can't carry my stuff!"

Chu Fei's backpack was not packed properly to begin with, and when he went downstairs, an item fell out with every step he took.

Now it was in complete disarray, with equipment scattered all over the floor. In his left hand was a small yellow basin filled with various odds and ends, and in his right hand he was holding a bed sheet, bending over to stuff something into it.

Jiang Chen sighed and was about to step forward to help when Luo Ming, who was next to him, accidentally stepped on his shoelaces while running. He staggered and almost fell to the ground. Jiang Chen was quick-witted and stepped forward to support him.

That’s not all. Luo Ming was lucky enough to bump into Jiang Chen and didn’t fall, but He Wenjie on the other side was in a miserable situation.

When he was putting on his pants, he didn't know whose pants he took, and the trouser legs were so long that they were almost touching his feet.

It was just like when the kids in the village used to sneak on the adults' fishing spears when they were little. The whole person was like being put in a sack, and was put into the pants. It was fine when I was walking before, but now it is impossible to run.

He accidentally stepped on his trouser leg and fell flat on his face.

Not only did they two encounter accidents, but everyone else also had problems.

By the time Luo Ming and Sun Weichen found the packing tape, it was already late, so he hurriedly just did a few simple moves and finished the job. The other one simply didn't pack his backpack and just held the things in his arms.

Plus I accidentally fell just now...

Seeing this scene, Jiang Chen inexplicably recalled the scene in Stephen Chow's movie Kung Fu where the landlady exploded with her equipment.

What’s more important is that it wasn’t just one or two or three people whose equipment exploded. The entire runway was littered with bits and pieces of stuff. Everyone was lowering their heads to pick up things. The scene was a complete chaos.

Because Li Qiang only wore shoes on his left foot, it was fine when he walked, but not when he ran. In the end, he simply took off his shoes and ran barefoot.

What was even more troublesome was that his pants were on backwards. He had only run a few steps when his movements were too large and the crotch of his pants was torn apart with a click. The shorts he was wearing underneath were faintly visible as he ran...

When the night breeze blew again, the little brothers below felt chilly.

The wind blows and the weather gets cooler, I guess that's what it is like.

"Mm, is this how I taught you to hold an emergency assembly two days ago?!

Look at all of you, you are not as good as the beggars on the street!"

The smile on Li Gang's face had long disappeared, and his face was so dark that it was almost turning blue.

If the occasion had allowed it, he would have wanted to go up and give these guys a few kicks to vent his anger.

Back then, when he was in the emergency assembly of the recruit company, he didn't make so many jokes! !

Li Gang couldn't help but complain in his heart.

Of course, this is just his own idea. I don’t know what the specific situation is.

The squad leader's angry scolding and the screams of the new recruits as they fell could be heard all over the playground. They had originally planned to run five kilometers, but Ge Hongtao stopped them after just a few laps.

"Look at what you are like now, even begging at the door is better than you!

You guys are no different from refugees who have abandoned their weapons and armor. When you are really on the battlefield, will you face the enemy like this?!"

Ge Hongtao stood in front of the team with his hands on his hips.

"Do you still look like a soldier? Can you still be called a soldier?

Are you planning to make your enemies laugh to death with this look? !

Can the safety of the country and the people be handed over to people like you? ! "

He felt that scolding Ge Hongtao was not enough to vent his anger, so he directly ordered everyone to do 300 push-ups on the spot.

Doing push-ups while listening to Ge Hongtao scolding people, that feeling...

After finishing 300 push-ups, Ge Hongtao was tired of scolding, so he waved his hand and asked the squad leaders to take the recruits back.

However, the company commander had finished scolding, and the squad leaders hadn’t even opened their mouths yet. How could he let them off so easily?

As soon as I returned to the dormitory, the monitor's scolding rang out.

Everyone stood in a row, holding various kinds of "equipment" in their hands, with their heads hung, not daring to look at Li Gang in front of them.

"Wow, I didn't realize you're quite fashion savvy. Camouflage uniforms paired with fitness clothes are quite trendy!"

It was not a big deal in the dark just now, but now as soon as I returned to the dormitory and turned on the lights, Sun Weichen's strange clothes immediately attracted attention.

"I heard that it's popular in big cities to wear shoes of different colors. As expected of a city person from the capital, the best way to play is to wear two shoes with the same color!"

At this time, everyone noticed that the shoes Chu Fei was wearing were big on one side and small on the other, and both were on his right foot.

What's even more ridiculous is that Li Qiang next to him is wearing two left feet, one big and one small...

"He Wenjie, what's wrong with you? Although there is a lot of water in our south, there is no river for you to fish in the recruit company. Why are you wearing a water fork? Do you want me to give you a pair of water boots?"

He Wenjie blushed and lowered his head, not daring to look at Li Gang. Li Qiang, who was standing next to him, subconsciously looked over. The more he looked, the more he felt that the pants on He Wenjie looked familiar.

Thinking of this, he quickly turned his head to look at the cabinet beside the dormitory wall. Sure enough, the cabinet door that belonged to him was half-open, and a sleeve of clothes was hanging out from the gap of the cabinet door...

Li Qiang was about to open his mouth to question when he heard Li Gang's voice suddenly.

"Li Qiang, are you reminiscing about your childhood? Why are you wearing open-crotch pants?"

Swish, swish, swish...one after another gaze gathered on him. Li Qiang's cheeks suddenly turned red. He didn't bother to question He Wenjie. He reached out and tugged at his trousers as if to cover up his crime.

If there was a crack in the ground at this moment, Jiang Chen had no doubt that Li Qiang would crawl into it first.

In other words, the term "social death" does not exist yet, otherwise Li Qiang would know what social death means.

Everyone was insulted by Li Gang one by one, even Jiang Chen couldn't escape.

However, since he was the first one to wake up, he was not as confused as the others who were awakened from their sleep, so the problems were at most minor. Li Gang couldn't find anything to criticize, so he could only say a few words that were not very serious.

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