The useless princess is causing trouble again

My name is Shangguan Xianxian. I am a master of mechanical weapons from the 21st century. Unfortunately, I was shot and killed innocently in a riot. God took pity on me and gave me a new life. The poverty alleviation program traveled through time and space, and also gave me an extra little black pig. Why is it so ugly?

The little black pig was so frightened by the look on his body, "Master, it's time for us to get going."

Shangguan Xianxian put her hands on her hips and said, "Get lost, you are the first one to get started. A pig's mouth cannot spit out ivory. I am reborn, do you understand?"

As soon as she finished speaking, Shangguan Xianxian was kicked from behind by a creature of unknown origin and thrown into a dark vortex.

"Bon voyage, little sister!"

"Who? Who kicked my ass? I'll remember you...Ah! Ah! Ah! It's so dark and scary! Where is this?"

"Master, please save your energy. The time tunnel is very long."

"Wow! Where are you sending me?"

“Ahhhh!…”

……

The voice disappeared in the light and shadow. A black figure stood by the vortex, showing eight big white teeth. Holding a notebook in hand, he said cheerfully, "I made a mistake in the work of the underworld and hooked your soul by mistake. In order to make up for the mistake, I will give you VIP treatment in this life. The host wishes you a happy new life."

……

Time flies, and fifteen years have passed in a flash.

In an indescribable era, I traveled with an ugly pig to a fictional dynasty, to the isolated Shenlong Island, and was named Shangguan Wei, which means peace and good fortune. When I was born, auspicious signs fell from the sky, and all the flowers bloomed and all the birds came to celebrate. My family was overjoyed and doted on me. From then on, I lived a wonderful life with clothes and food provided for me. It is worth mentioning that the Shangguan family was rich enough to rival a country among the six countries, and they could destroy a country with just a flick of their fingers. This kind of bragging can only be boasted, because from birth to the age of 15, I faced the endless sea online every day.

As the youngest in the family, he has his grandfather Shangguan Cong, who is a master of martial arts, as his guardian, and his elder brother Shangguan Qiu, who is an expert in medicine and poison. Although he is not good at playing the piano, chess, calligraphy or painting, he is still a leader among the weak ones.

My parents were a couple like gods. When I was five years old, they quarreled with my grandfather and abandoned me. They packed their bags at night and traveled around the six countries. Their whereabouts are still unknown.

Shouldering 81 difficulties, on the way to the West to obtain the scriptures...

After years of hard work, she finally reached the age of 15 and thought she could fly freely in the vast sea and sky. However, she never expected to follow the old path of her elder brother and be forced to get married by the old man. The elder brother was a ruthless man. He rejected the marriage straightforwardly and kissed the handsome attendant Yufeng. This good man almost sent the old man away. He was in a coma for three days and three nights before waking up.

"I obviously eat and sleep with Taozi, and my feminine qualities are so obvious, why does the old man look down on me and refuse to believe that I am a homosexual."

Shangguan Wei held her chin with both hands, looking at the crooked tree outside the window and sighing, "Oh my! How miserable! She married a man at such a young age, and I don't know where the old man kidnapped him from. They married blindly without ever meeting each other and without any emotional foundation. Their marriage will definitely not be happy. It's really like frost in June."

Taozi stood behind him, covered her mouth with her right hand and coughed softly, "Miss, don't worry too much. The husband chosen by the old island owner is a rare talent. It's not too late to dress up and get married. The demons and ghosts have been waiting for you for a long time."

Shangguan Wei turned around and looked up, and saw four white ghosts with pale faces like ghosts standing in front of the dressing table. They didn't seem to be here to congratulate her but to take her life.

The old man really had good intentions in sending these four top-notch ones to me. Is the tall and strong one a boy or a girl?

He swallowed and asked, "Besides killing people, you also know how to put makeup on strangers?"

Chi nodded respectfully and replied, "The four of us have undergone special training in the Ten Thousand Demon Valley. We have all the skills and will definitely dress up the master beautifully."

"Haha! I'm naturally beautiful, so I don't need to wear too much makeup. I can look as ugly as I want."

Shangguan Wei stood in front of the four people, with her hands on her hips and her head tilted up as she finished her words. However, the aura of the four people around her was too cold, and she felt suffocated after staring at each other for three seconds. She simply sat down on the wooden stool and ordered, "You guys start, I will cooperate obediently and not resist at all."

Taozi was extremely surprised. The young lady's speed of changing her expression was really amazing. She was able to withstand tough situations and was flexible. I have to admit that she is better than me.

"You have to be gentle. I'm weak."

"Today is my wedding day. Don't have such a stern face. Smile more."

The ghosts and monsters answered yes at the same time and skillfully dressed Shangguan Wei up.