The useless princess is causing trouble again

The bearded man stood there, not knowing what was going on, when suddenly a gust of wind blew and he was carried away.

"Help, help, help! There's a strong wind blowing people away, blowing people away."

"Don't scream, it's me, your aunt, who wants to ask you for something. It's not far ahead."

"Woo woo! Just tell me what you want, I'll have someone pack it up and send it to me. It's so uncomfortable to carry it, I can't breathe."

Shangguan Wei pushed people to the front and said, "Don't panic, we are here. Find someone to cut down all these trees. I need them urgently."

The bearded man was so shocked that he was stunned and cried, "Auntie, that is a pear tree that is worth a fortune. It is a hundred-year-old pear tree. If you cut it down, it will be gone."

Shangguan Wei took out a secret book from the space and handed it to the bearded man. "This is a rare historical book as compensation. With your unique muscles and bones, you will become a great man in the near future and dominate the bandit world."

The bearded man opened the first page of the secret book, and the words "Unrivaled in the World - One Yang Finger" came into view. He flipped through a few pages and became more and more fascinated. "The pear tree is a piece of cake. I will ask someone to come and chop it down now. I guarantee that the task can be completed in one stick of incense."

"I'm keeping an eye on you. I'll treat you to a big dinner tonight when it's ready."

"Go ahead and take a rest, the young ones will do the heavy work, don't tire yourself out."

"Go."

……

The next morning, the sky was bright.

The bearded man suddenly woke up from his sleep, opened his confused eyes, and felt the vibration of the ground and the rumble outside the house. He jumped out of bed quickly, without bothering to put on clothes and shoes, and ran out with a dishevelled face and a rectangular wooden box at the head of the bed.

"Oh my god, the earth is shaking. What are you doing?"

In the remote northeast corner of the village, the rumbling sound was deafening and echoed throughout the valley. Shangguan Wei stood in the basket of the hot air balloon and said excitedly, "Chong and cousin, come on up quickly. This hot air balloon can carry us to the border. It will probably take two sticks of incense to get there."

Zheng Wenjin stepped into the hanging basket with the mentality of giving it a try, and looked at the burning fire, "Sister-in-law, can this hot air balloon fly? Will the rising flames burn the fabric on top?"

Shangguan Wei's lips curled up slightly, "Don't worry, the balloon won't be burned. We'll just use the combustion to generate propane, which will make the balloon rise and fly. The master of machinery is here to ensure that it's foolproof."

Then he waved his hand down, "A Chong, Chi Mei Wang Liang, Ze Yi and Ze Er, hurry up and come up, we are ready to set off."

Everyone jumped into the hanging basket after hearing that. Situ Chong stood beside Shangguan Wei, and they were very sweet. Heibao and Taozi were standing outside and were ignored. Heibao howled loudly to complain to Shangguan Wei, "Master is bad, the pigs don't obey, how can we go to the battlefield without the general pig."

Taozi pouted and said aggrievedly, "Miss, please don't leave me here. I have to take care of your food and daily life. Please let me go with you."

Shangguan Wei slapped her forehead with her right hand and said, "Oh, I neglected it. Taozi and Heibao are my right-hand men and I must take them with me. Come up quickly."

Heibao raised his proud pig head and stepped onto the hanging basket with Taozi, which caused a strong vibration. Zheng Wenjin was frightened and quickly held the railing beside him with both hands, "Sister-in-law, the vibration is so strong, will the tonnage of this pig affect takeoff?"

You are the one who is heavy, your whole family is the one who is heavy, I am the one who is light...

Heibao's big butt hit Zheng Wenjin, vowing to bring him into close contact with the basketball wall. Zheng Wenjin pouted and held his big butt with both hands, which was a very funny scene.

Shangguan Wei covered her mouth with her hands and laughed, "Haha! Cousin, don't worry too much. The enhanced hot air balloon is more than enough to hold two black treasures. Everyone sit tight, we will take off now."

Situ Chong looked at Shangguan Wei tenderly, "Madam, if you need anything, just tell Ze Yi and Ze Er."

"That's fine too. Let Zeyi add fuel every half an incense stick, and Zeer will follow me to learn how to fly a hot air balloon."

Situ Chong smiled and nodded, then turned to look at Ze Yi and Ze Er, and ordered with a serious expression, "A Yi and A Er, do as the princess orders."

Ze Yi and Ze Er clasped their hands and said respectfully, "Yes," and divided the work under Shangguan Wei's guidance.

When everything was ready, the hot air balloon slowly rose into the sky under Shangguan Wei's simple operation. At this time, there were quick footsteps below. The bearded man put his hands over his mouth and shouted to the sky, "Where are you going, aunt? Do you need a little..."

Before he could finish the word "help", the bearded man was lifted off the ground by the hook of the demon, and with a scream of "Ah", he quickly fell into the hanging basket. The bearded man lay flat on the wooden board, gasping for breath, and his face was pale with shock. The bearded man sat up and looked around. He couldn't afford to offend any of the big Buddhas, so he asked in a low voice, "Auntie, why did you pull me up here?"

Shangguan Wei gave the driving seat to Ze Er and gave Chi a thumbs up. Then she looked down at the bearded man with a faint smile on her face, "I see that you are a promising talent, so I will keep you by my side and train you well."

Thank you, Master Hu. I was almost scared to death in mid-air...

The bearded man cupped his hands and said, "Thank you for your kindness, Auntie. You are in such a hurry to leave, where are you going?"

"It's not a big deal. I'll just take you to the battlefield to train and help beat the old dog Tianyin back to his hometown."

The bearded man was so frightened that he almost fainted. He was so excited that he spoke loudly and incoherently, "What? Go to the battlefield to fight the Tianyin Kingdom's Black Evil Army? That is a terrifying devil army. I want me to go and die. You might as well kill me now."

Shangguan Wei said disapprovingly, "I'll never let you die as long as I'm here. Just follow me."

The bearded man had a bitter face, "Auntie, I have a humble question, how many of us are there? How many of the Black Evil Army are there?"

"How many people are there exactly? You need to ask my cousin."

Zheng Wenjin counted on his fingers, "The Tianyin Kingdom's Black Evil Army will probably send out 200,000 soldiers, and we will probably have about 100,000 soldiers including reinforcements."

After hearing this, the bearded man's eyes went dark and he fainted immediately.