After traveling through time, I became a thorn in the eyes of the sickly prince
Chapter 1: Face or butt?
N years ago.
Great Xia Dynasty, Xia.
late at night.
"Hi~"
Feeling a slight pain, An Muxi opened her eyes and found herself lying on a man in an extremely ambiguous posture.
The man was shirtless, wearing only a pair of white underpants. He was leaning against a large rock. There was blood at the corners of his mouth and on his chest. His eyes were closed, as if he was dead.
Oh my God, this has nothing to do with me. I was just being chased by my best friend and had to jump off a cliff, but when I woke up I was here.
Rubbing his sore shoulders and sitting up straight, he realized that he was actually wearing a pink Confucian skirt. The skirt was torn into a mess, the sleeves were off, his snow-white arms were exposed, and the bellyband on his chest was faintly visible.
Hey, where is the wound on the chest? He lowered his head and took a careful look. Indeed, there was no wound. He touched the breasts which had become much bigger. An Muxi widened his eyes in disbelief. After thinking it over for a long time, he burst into laughter.
"Haha, I have traveled through time. Finally, I don't have to live the miserable life in the end times anymore." After saying this, he put his hands together and bowed to the sky.
"God, I, An Muxi, thank you for your kindness! Please send down a bolt of lightning to kill my best friend, Long Qianxue. Bad people don't deserve to live."
After thinking for a while, he prayed to the sky again, "God, please don't kill Long Qianxue, let her live a good life in that doomsday where people can't get enough food. It would be best if her body was covered with tumors, and she was plagued by strange diseases, neither dead nor alive." Humph, the highest level of human suffering is that you want to die but cannot, and it is also difficult to live.
Just as An Muxi was praying to the sky and casting a curse devoutly, a big hand slowly stretched out from behind him. The man had a gloomy face and cold eyes. He wanted to kill her with one blow, but his body was too weak. He was already poisoned and had just been hit by this vicious woman and vomited blood.
He finally grabbed the vicious girl's neck, but his whole body was shaking and he couldn't exert any strength at all.
"what!"
An Muxi screamed in fright and turned around quickly to meet the man's handsome face and the coldness in his eyes.
"what are you doing?"
But the man said nothing, grabbed the hem of An Muxi's skirt and wrapped it around her wrist, then raised his arm and tried to strangle her. An Muxi exerted force, and with a crisp "crack", the cloth was torn, revealing her pink bellyband.
Due to inertia, the man's body suddenly retreated, and the back of his head hit the boulder hard. He forced himself to stand up, and saw An Muxi's exquisite curves and clear eyes that were ignorant and fearless. He said angrily, "Shameless!" Then he stood up again and slowly pounced on her.
"Yo, you're not done yet!"
An Muxi widened her eyes, completely ignoring the sudden exposure of her spring light, raised her feet to kick away the big hand that was stretched out to her, quickly turned behind the man, hugged his feet, and swung them hard.
"Damn it, I just came here and you want to send me back. You are just like that black-hearted Long Qianxue. If I don't give you a turn for 49 days, I will be sorry to the heaven and earth."
So, under the bright moonlight, on the sparkling water, a disheveled woman, holding a man's feet, was spinning around fiercely.
After an unknown amount of time of spinning, Mu Xi ran out of strength and slowed down. He saw that the man's underwear was half pulled down, revealing his two round breasts. There seemed to be a black mole on his right gluteus maximus. It wasn't that his eyesight was so good, but that mole was too eye-catching.
"How dare you!" The man was embarrassed and angry. He turned around and spit out two mouthfuls of water. He used one big hand to lift up his underwear and used the other hand to support his body to maintain balance. His handsome face was as pale as paper and the blood at the corner of his mouth gave the illusion of a sickly beauty being bullied.
When seeing the angry little bird under the man, Mu Xi stuck out his tongue and loosened his hand. His true colors were exposed. After all, there was no grudge between them. Besides, he had already vomited blood. He had to leave here. When his accomplices came, they would be the monkey, the second uncle, and the baboon.
"Plop," the man's legs fell heavily into the water, splashing water.
Mu Xi quickly jumped onto the boulder and looked at the man warily, only to find him sitting in the water with bloodshot eyes, covering his chest, looking depressed and gasping as if he was about to die.
I picked up the brocade robe on the stone and tried it on. It was a little long, but it might just be enough to cover my body.
She took off her wet and tattered skirt, put on a man's blue robe, and tied a belt around her waist. Her arms felt stiff, so she reached into them, took out a jade pendant, and without even looking at it, stuffed it back in.
Suddenly, a big hand stretched out from under the boulder and grabbed the boot.
"Let go, you've already been like this, can you please stop making trouble?" After Mu Xi kicked him twice without any result, he dragged him forward with all his strength. He was really afraid that the man would drown here. He had just crossed over and didn't want to be involved in a murder lawsuit.
The man was brought out of the water with the help of the force and climbed onto the boulder. At this moment, he was shaking like a sieve with anger. His dark black eyes seemed to be filled with blood. His underwear was pulled down again, revealing his round buttocks again.
"Pfft," An Muxi laughed angrily, "Do you want a face or a butt?"
Hearing An Muxi's joking tone, the man finally reacted, loosened his hand, and tried to pull off the underwear with force, but after pulling a few times, there was no effect.
Suddenly, footsteps were heard in the woods.
An Muxi's face changed drastically and he quickly ran towards the narrow path on the left.
He ran along the mountain road to the top of the cliff, and then ran five miles against the wind. He slowed down when he saw the dim lanterns on the top of the city gate in the distance. It's true that the original owner had a lot of strength and his legs were fast enough. He was lucky.
Arranging the original owner's memory while walking:
Original owner: An Muxi, 16 years old.
The daughter of An Jinhai, a wealthy businessman from Daxia. Her mother died on the day she was born. Her father was busy with business, so all the big and small matters of the family were left to Aunt Yun to take care of.
My father has two brothers, named An Jinshan and An Jinhe.
An Jinshan has been seeking development in the official career. He is currently a sixth-rank official - Fengyilang. If nothing unexpected happens, he will be promoted by the end of the year.
Look at how good the An family is at naming, with both the sea and the mountains and rivers, no wonder they are so rich. As far as I can remember, the An brothers have been doing business together, so the business has grown like a snowball. There is no success without reason, it also depends on the right time, place and people! For so many years, the second uncle and the third uncle have been centered around my father and listened to him in everything. In the An family, my father's words are no less than an imperial decree.
The name Muxi means bravery, enthusiasm, and dreams. It also means being just, open-minded, talented, capable of great achievements, and having a bright future.
My name is the name of yogurt, which makes me feel depressed. When I was just three days old, my mother ran away with a man. My father was too lazy to give me a name, so he prepared a bunch of snacks, including pistachio jelly, Weilong spicy strips, Anmuxi yogurt, Yili milk sticks, and Wangwang furry dogs, and asked me to choose one. In the end, I chose yogurt, so my name was hastily born. I guess if I had chosen something else, I would have to be called An Kaixin or An Weilong.
Aunt Yun was very generous and always gave the original owner large sums of money, which led to the original owner becoming unruly and extravagant. At an age when he should have been studying every day, he hung out with a bunch of bad friends every day, eating, drinking and having fun. He was uneducated and had no skills. At the age of 16, he could recognize less than words!
It seemed a little funny that when Madam Yun came into the mansion, she brought a brother with her. It seemed that before the original owner's biological mother, his father had had sex with Madam Yun, otherwise how could there be a brother born out of wedlock.
After Aunt Yun entered the mansion, she gave birth to two younger sisters, named An Murou and An Muqing. The two sisters were proficient in everything from playing the piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. Now it seems that the original owner was flattered to death by Aunt Yun. This idiot actually thinks that Aunt Yun is a good person.
Today is the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month. It is the original owner's birthday, and he gathered a group of friends at Chunyuan Restaurant to celebrate. However, they did not know that the wine was drugged, and the original owner returned to the inn early. After the drug took effect, he was taken to the wilderness by two men in black. The two men intended to ruin the original owner's innocence, but the original owner suddenly woke up, and while trying to escape, she fell off a cliff and hit the man just now, and then she came herself. I don't know which black-hearted person is so despicable!
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