Wife is safe, cute baby makes trouble in the world of special forces.

On the deserted mountain, Chen Haonan ran a short distance with his short legs, but had to stop because the elephant's trunk came out again to enjoy the cool air.

"Fuck, this thing is big, and sometimes it's really not a good thing."

Chen Haonan had no choice but to use his little hands to stuff the elephant's trunk back into place. He then pulled up the torn crotch and wanted to tie a knot, but there was no extra fabric.

I can’t tie the knot, and I don’t have a needle or thread, so how can I block such a big hole?

Chen Haonan was a little depressed, and then he pushed the waistband of his pants down a little more, trying to make more space in the crotch, but he still couldn't pull out the excess fabric to tie a knot.

After much trouble, he finally found that the torn crotch could not be repaired. As long as he moved a little, the elephant's trunk would come out to cool off, and there was no way to stop it.

"Damn, big means trouble. I don't know why Mu Weimin, the old disciple, is always interested in the elephant's trunk. The same goes for the sniper's friend..."

Chen Haonan couldn't help but complain about Mu Weimin, because when the other party chatted with him, he often asked the big black witch doctor if there was any way to make this thing bigger, because he had a friend who needed help.

"When he really grows up, he will know the trouble..."

Chen Haonan muttered to himself and decided not to leave. He continued to think of ways to sort this thing out. Finally, an idea suddenly occurred to him and he simply took off his tactical vest and bandaged his pants.

He wore the tactical vest inside out on top of his trousers, which instantly turned into a pair of underwear with a tear in the front. The extra fabric was just enough to tie a small knot, so that the elephant's trunk was blocked.

"Hehe, this idea is not bad. At least it hasn't been exposed again."

Chen Haonan smiled triumphantly and jumped a few times. Only when he found that he was not exposed again did he feel at ease to walk out. Otherwise, he would be embarrassed to go to the Blue Army camp, because if he charged forward with such an image, with an elephant's trunk, wouldn't that make a group of Blue Army soldiers die of inferiority?

Not long after, Chen Haonan's small figure arrived at the door of a military green tent.

He poked his little head inside and saw an officer sitting inside. What the hell was he writing at this time? Was he writing a novel all night?

Inside the tent, under the bright light, there was a thin middle-aged man wearing a pair of square-framed glasses, with his back straight, typing on the keyboard. Beside him, there were two male secretaries serving him.

"This person is not Lei Zhan, nor Fan Tianlei, nor Captain Gao. He looks thinner. Who is he?"

Chen Haonan tilted his head and thought about it, but in the end he couldn't remember who the other person was, he just felt that he seemed a little familiar.

"Never mind, let's take it first."

Chen Haonan shook his head to get rid of his messy thoughts, then rushed in with his gun pointed.

"Men on the left, women on the right, raise your hands, lean against the wall, ah no..."

Damn it, when I first came here, my mom dragged me to watch TV series every day, such as The Qin Dynasty, Anti-Japanese War, and Police and Bandits. I could even recite the lines...

When Chen Haonan found that he didn't know the lines, he changed them immediately. His sudden appearance made everyone in the room suddenly nervous.

Everyone turned their heads and saw a boy standing at the door. He was wearing a small military uniform without a vest underneath. The loose open collar revealed small muscles that were disproportionate to a child's size. He had a fierce expression on his face and was pointing a plastic pistol at them.

A little brat?

Playing house robbery?

The expressions on everyone's faces began to change, first shock, then disbelief, and then, there was a burst of laughter.

"Haha, where did this kid come from? He looks so cool, so funny."

"Little boy, where are you from? Do you know where this place is? Are you here to rob? Haha..."

"It's so funny. How come such a funny kid came here in the wilderness? He's pretending to be a soldier. Is he imitating us?"

"Ha ha……"

Everyone in the room started laughing. After the two secretaries asked a few questions, they couldn't help but burst out laughing. One covered his mouth and the other stuck out his tongue.

A little kid coming to rob was such a funny scene that no one could bear it. Even the officer who was writing the book stopped and watched with laughter.

Chen Haonan had a serious face and said sternly: "Still laughing, you are all dead."

Killed in action?

Hearing this professional name commonly used in exercises, everyone looked at each other, and strong smiles spread on their faces, followed by a burst of even crazier laughter. No one took Chen Haonan's words seriously.

The whole tent was filled with laughter. After a while, the officer pounded the table with his fist, making a muffled sound, and then he stopped laughing.

However, when he looked up at Chen Haonan again, he couldn't help laughing for a while before he put away his smile and said seriously, "Who brought the kid to the exercise site? Take him out for interrogation. This is too frivolous."

"But this guy looks pretty decent. He has a rifle, a backpack, tactical shoes. But kid, why don't you wear a vest? You're just wearing a military jacket."

The officer's curious eyes moved over Chen Haonan's body, and finally stopped at his crotch. "Oh, the vest is worn as underwear, tied to the crotch?"

His original expression seemed very serious, but as he spoke, he started laughing. At this time, other people also noticed the way Chen Haonan wore the vest, and they laughed so hard that they almost had a stomachache.

"Fuck, this kid is so creative, he can actually wear a vest as pants, he looks so cool, so cute."

"If this weren't an exercise, we could keep this guy for fun and ask him where these ideas came from."

A male secretary walked towards Chen Haonan while smiling, "Little boy, this is not a place for you to play, follow uncle..."

Before the secretary could finish his words, a gunshot rang out suddenly. In an instant, his body froze in place. Not only that, he could hear continuous gunshots in his ears.

Boom!

After three consecutive sharp gunshots, smoke began to come out of Chen Haonan's secretary, another secretary not far away, and the officer.

Thick smoke rose up, and the officer and two secretaries were in an incredible state and were directly declared dead.

Killed in action!

Two words came to everyone's mind that made them change color.

The scene was dead silent, you could hear a pin drop!

There was no more laughter as before, and even the breathing was much quieter.

"Nonsense!"

The officer suddenly opened the keyboard on the table, stood up, and with a dark face, walked step by step to Chen Haonan, squatted down, then reached out and pulled out the other's vest like lightning.

He asked coldly, "Who are you? Who gave you the weapon? Who allowed you to do this nonsense..."

The officer's cold words suddenly stopped, and then his voice became surprised, "Oh my god, is this a toy?"

Then, he reached out his hand...