Wife is safe, cute baby makes trouble in the world of special forces.
Chapter 234 The old man is not serious, and the young man is not serious either
A 9-year-old kid is called the King of Soldiers. He lives in a single room as soon as he comes in, and he brings his wife with him. Such things really stimulate the new recruits. They are stimulated by Lei Zhan's provocative words and start running. Their steps are lighter.
At this moment, Chen Haonan was like a thorn in their eyes, and they all wanted to pull it out immediately. They must find an opportunity to surpass that kid so that they can live in a single room and be called the king of soldiers.
Just when the new recruits were thinking about how to find an opportunity to surpass Chen Haonan, he had already followed Lao Fan into the single dormitory. The environment was not bad. It was more than 30 square meters, with bunk beds, a clothing cabinet against the wall at the entrance, and a bedside table in front of the bed. These were the simple facilities and there were no other unnecessary things. However, the whole room, inside and out, was very clean and met the standards of a military dormitory.
Chen Haonan walked around inside and was quite satisfied. In the end, he only made one request: "Replace this bed with a double luxury bed."
A luxurious double bed?
Lao Fan immediately thought of the fact that the little guy wanted to bring his wife to live with him. This guy really thinks of himself as an adult.
Thinking about it, he suddenly whispered slyly: "How about I change it to a luxurious water bed for you? I hope you can have a baby soon."
Chen Haonan turned around and faced Lao Fan. He stared at him coldly and asked, "You are very good at it. Have you watched too many porn movies?"
Porn movies…Old Fan was stunned and his eyelids twitched. Damn, this kid really knows everything. He knows all about porn movies. He wouldn’t have watched them and then thought about getting married, right?
At this moment, an abnormal thought suddenly crossed Lao Fan's mind. He felt that the person standing in front of him was a guy who looked like a child but had the thinking of an adult.
There's no way. This little guy seems to understand everything about adults. He can kill enemies on the battlefield, and he can beat the king of soldiers from the neighboring India at an exchange meeting. Now he can even drive and joke. To say he is small is simply because he looks like a child physically.
"Impossible, he's just a kid. Don't get the wrong idea. He probably doesn't even know what a water bed is."
After a while, Lao Fan came back to his senses. He shook his head gently to try to sober himself up, and followed Chen Haonan's words and said, "The commander said that you participated in the international exchange meeting and beat the other side's soldier king. I admire you. I will satisfy you no matter what you ask for. The water bed is nothing."
"Get lost." Chen Haonan cursed directly, "This is the military, be mature and steady, don't be so weird, like an aunt."
"Well...then you take a rest first. Tell me if you need anything. I'm going to be busy now."
Fan Tianlei found that he could no longer face Chen Haonan calmly, so he immediately covered his face and ran away. There was no other way. This guy looked innocent on the outside, but his heart was stronger than that of an adult. If he wanted to hurt you, every word he said could break your heart.
"Lao Lei, Lao Lei, you have met a villain. How can you be his opponent?"
The more Fan Tianlei got in touch with Chen Haonan, the more he felt that Lei Zhan could not beat Chen Haonan. Not to mention that wooden Lei Zhan, even he himself seemed to find it difficult to figure out Chen Haonan's little thoughts sometimes. He just mentioned the water bed as a joke, but in the end, he was blocked and left speechless.
"This kind of opponent is too scary. I need to think carefully about how to get along with this guy. This guy is highly valued by the leader. As long as I serve him well, I will have a good life in the future..."
On his way out, Fan Tianlei was thinking about how to get along well with Chen Haonan.
In the dormitory, Chen Haonan took out his small clothes from the suitcase and hung them up one by one. Then he took out his small toothbrush and small slippers and placed them in place. Finally, he took out the photo of An Ran's smiling face that he carried with him and placed it on the bedside.
"I have a wife and children. Young girls, please don't bother me. I won't be tempted."
After finishing all the work, Chen Haonan lay on the bed, with his little hands under his head. Just as he was about to take a rest, his cell phone rang. It was An Ran calling.
"Wife, you miss me so soon?"
"Hahaha... you're just so conceited." An Ran's silver bell-like laughter came from the phone, and then she asked, "How is it going? Have you reported to the headquarters?"
Chen Haonan nodded: "Here we are. My people are in the Langya single dormitory now."
"How is it? Are you comfortable living here? The Wolf Fang is a special forces unit, so the conditions should be much better than those of the Iron Fist Group."
"It's OK, but the bed is a little small. However, I have asked someone to change it to a bigger bed and wait for you to come over. However, Lao Fan asked if you like the water bed?"
"What the hell?" An Ran exclaimed on the phone, "You are still a child, Lao Fan, how can I say such things to you."
An Ran's tone of voice in her last sentence was a bit heavy and a little angry. She had never liked Lao Fan very much. When she thought of Lao Fan, she always thought of the word "trap".
"Haonan, don't listen to his nonsense. He is not serious anymore and his words are all messed up. Don't be influenced by him."
"Of course I won't listen to him." Chen Haonan said in a baby voice, "I also scolded him, telling him not to have impure thoughts and affect the morale of the army, and also told him to stop smiling like an auntie."
"Good scolding, his smile is always a bit vulgar."
"Haha, honey, don't say anything. When there's a chance, I'll take you to experience the water bed."
"Again." An Ran was surprised, then burst into laughter, "The old one is not serious, and the young one is not serious either."
After An Ran laughed for a while, Chen Haonan said seriously: "Come here as soon as possible. I'm not used to sleeping alone."
"Why are you not used to sleeping? You have grown up and need to be independent."
"Well, speaking of independence, by the way, I want to form my own commando team here, and I need you to be my personal assistant."
"Is she my wife or my personal assistant?" An Ran laughed. "You are so ambitious. You are only a little over 1 meter tall and your head is not big. How come you have so many ideas?"
"You know, it's not easy to be an instructor. If you're not careful, you'll be bullied by the soldiers. Besides, who would want to call a kid like you an instructor?"
An Ran just laughed it off about Chen Haonan forming a commando team, thinking that he was just joking. After all, he was still a child, how could he lead people? Being an instructor and fighting were two different things, because the formation of a commando team was related to future development and various training plans, which was no joke.
Chen Haonan, however, was confident and said directly: "Yeah, I'm big for everything, you know."
"Haha...you kid." An Ran giggled.
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