Wife is safe, cute baby makes trouble in the world of special forces.
Chapter 338: Child Abuse?
At this moment, An Ran was pinching her nose and hiding away. She tried hard to hold it in and almost burst out crying. Only Chen Haonan dared to talk to Commander Gao like this. She couldn't help but sweat for Chen Haonan. What if he angered Commander Gao? Even if he didn't get punished, he would have to pay a report of hundreds of thousands of yuan, which was considered a heavy punishment.
After all, what soldiers fear most is writing reports. Lei Zhan, Fan Tianlei and others are living examples. They were punished to write reports of hundreds of thousands or even millions of words, which gave them a terrible headache. Chen Haonan is no exception. An Ran also knows that he likes to do practical things. No matter what the matter is, he will do it first. It is precisely because of this that he can make the strength of He Chenguang and others advance by leaps and bounds in such a short period of time.
Then, An Ran saw that Commander Gao looked embarrassed, and the other party said in a bad tone: "You kid, you are disrespectful. Do you really call me Boss Gao? I have to call you Brother Haonan? Do you think you are the number one brother in Southeast Asia and the god of special operations?"
Chen Haonan showed Hua Chenyu's expression and asked him, "What else?"
puff……
President Gao couldn't help laughing and farted at the same time. He wasn't embarrassed at first, but when he saw An Ran and the others trying hard to hold back their laughter, he felt a little embarrassed.
But who is General Gao? He is the top leader of the Southeast Military Region. He has experienced so many things. He can handle such a small matter. He stood there calmly without any other unnecessary movements, as if the person who just farted was not him.
Indeed, Mr. Gao was already cursing in his heart. Why was he eating sweet potatoes and eggs? The people below said it was good for health. When he came here in the morning, he ate three sweet potatoes and two eggs in one go. As a result, now it's a tragedy.
Speaking of which, Mr. Gao was already irritated by the fight between Li Erniu and the others, so he couldn't help but burst his fart...
"Fuck!"
Chen Haonan reacted quickly, let out a strange cry, and kicked his short legs as if he was on Hot Wheels. He instantly retreated more than ten steps. Smelling the sour smell, he simply pinched his nose and hid beside An Ran.
An Ran couldn't help herself this time and burst into laughter, laughing so happily that she bent forward and backward.
An Ran noticed that Mr. Gao looked a little strange, so she took a deep breath, bit her lip, and tried hard not to laugh.
After a while, she couldn't help but curl her lips and glared at Chen Haonan. It was all Xiao Hao's fault. He ruined her image. After all, it was a very bad influence to laugh at the leader making a fool of himself. But this child was also miserable. His height was just under Commander Gao's butt, so he was good at picking up farts. The smell went straight to her head. Moreover, she could smell the smell from a long distance, which was indeed a bit sour.
Thinking of this, An Ran couldn't help it anymore and spit at Chen Haonan again.
Chen Haonan stretched out his little hand and wiped his face, saying unhappily, "One of you farted and the other spitted. Are you abusing the child?"
Mr. Gao looked fierce and said in a cold voice: "Chen Haonan, come here."
At this moment, Mr. Gao felt extremely regretful. Why should he keep healthy? Why eat eggs with sweet potatoes? If it weren't for the fact that he had to deal with them so many times, he would have no place to put his face. He swore that he would put eggs and sweet potatoes on the blacklist and never touch these two things.
As a result, Chen Haonan shook his head and refused directly, "Boss Gao, if you have anything to say, please fart. I won't go over. The air is better here."
An Ran chuckled, and this time she couldn't hold back and laughed out loud. She didn't even dare to look up at President Gao's expression, and just turned around and ran away. If she stood there any longer, she would die of laughter, and she wouldn't be able to withstand President Gao's glare.
The people who were fighting were bewildered when they saw An Ran like this. They didn't know what was going on and thought that they, the little instructor, were really awesome for daring to talk to the commander like that.
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