Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

When I got home, I threw my clothes aside and lay down on the big bed. Fortunately, Beijing has heating, otherwise the bed would be damp and it would be impossible to lie on it.

Looking at the 600,000 emotion points in the system, I clicked the ten-draw function six times in a row. The light of the inferior lottery filled the entire visual space. It has been a long time since I felt so extravagant!

Looking at the rewards, he nodded unconsciously. First of all, there were the necessary attribute rewards. Four points were given to strength, ten points to agility, two points to endurance, and twelve points to spirit. The four-dimensional attributes had all exceeded 40 points.

A large number of memories were awakened, and photographic memory was a piece of cake. The most amazing thing was his endurance, which was nearly ten times the human limit. I guess he would be fine even if he was hit by an RPG.

There was another bumper harvest of various daily necessities and food. In Hong Kong in the 1960s and 1970s, one could become a billionaire by clearing out the inventory of these fast-moving consumer goods.

But there were several rewards that still surprised Hong Guan, including 18 Glock 5s, MP47s, AK4s and M1As, million rounds of bullets each, and corresponding magazines.

15 domestic Type 155 sniper rifles and AWM sniper rifles, million rounds of ammunition each. RPGs, million rounds of artillery shells. The most impressive thing is that self-developed SH- mm vehicle-mounted howitzers were also given, with rounds of artillery shells.

What the hell is this for? Not to mention in ancient times, but if it were put in the period of fighting the Japanese, this firepower configuration would be enough to fight a war to annihilate a country.

I can’t use it for the time being, so I automatically skipped this part of the rewards and looked at the rewards later. Finally, there was something useful.

First of all, the skills of bricklayers, plumbers, and painters are all level four, which means that as long as you have a piece of land, you can build a house, and all the furniture in it can be handled with your existing skills. It can be said to be a super god-level skill.

Then it's level 5 for directing, level 4 for screenwriting, level 4 for lyricist, level 4 for composing music, and level 4 for writing. What the hell is going on? Are they trying to make themselves super awesome?

There are only two rewards left, which are also very awesome. One is called the Great Hemorrhoid Surgery.

Big Hemorrhoid Technique: consumes physical strength and releases a curse on the target. The more physical strength consumed, the more obvious the effect will be, from external hemorrhoids to internal hemorrhoids, to mixed hemorrhoids, and finally to perennial bleeding and so on.

Hong Guan was dumbfounded. This guy was going to cause trouble. If he launched this attack without considering his physical strength, Cheng Feng would probably bleed to death!

The last reward is exactly what Hong Guan needs, an intelligent AI, Skynet (which eliminates the tendency to destroy humanity). With this, Hong Guan can completely get rid of a lot of tedious work.

After checking all the rewards and taking a look at the attribute panel, I realized that I had gone further and further down the inhuman path.

Properties panel

Strength: 42 (Adult 5)

Min: 42 (Adult 5)

Endurance: 48 (Adult 5)

God: 44 (Adult 5)

Equipment: Goblin's Copper Ring*10 not worn, Hundred Beasts Sword not equipped, Wind Boots not equipped, Wind Elf Bow not equipped

Talents: Iron Man (fake), Electromagnetic Control Level 1

Bloodline: Zaun Bloodline Level 3

General skills: Level 3 in Traditional Chinese Medicine, Level 1 in Western Medicine, Level 3 in Calligraphy, Level 3 in Shooting, Level 5 in Cooking, Level 1 in Wing Chun, Level 4 in Bajiquan, Level 5 in Hacking, Level 4 in Fitting, Level 4 in Forging, Level 4 in Welding, Level 4 in Carpentry, Level 4 in Bricklaying, Level 4 in Plumber, Level 4 in Oiler, Level 5 in Directing, Level 4 in Screenwriting, Level 4 in Lyricist, Level 4 in Composition, Level 4 in Writing, and Level 4 in Appraisal.

Special skills: Bomber Level 2, Naughty Child's Whip Kick, Blue Cat's Naughty Kick, Let's Dance, Tiger Roar, Yang Jiaoshou's Kiss, BGM, Explode Gold Coins, Old Bitch, Corrosion, Pain, Sneeze Curse, One Centimeter Off the Ground, Thousand Years of Death, Telekinesis, Shadow Arrow, Shadow Impact, Alchemy

Comprehensive evaluation: You can now beat two bald eagle captains

Satisfied, he closed the property panel, checked the instruction manual of Skynet, and went to the study.

I stretched out my hand, and a white spot of light fell on the top-of-the-line computer of this era, and sound automatically came from the speakers.

"Master, Skynet is at your service at any time."

"Is it okay for this computer to be your subject?"

"Yes, but there will be many limitations. If I want to improve my computing power, an optical computer would be the best."

Hong Guan was a little speechless. In this day and age, you still want a light computer. You probably want to kill yourself!

"I really don't have this. If it really doesn't work, I can get you a large server, is that okay?"

"Master, I can hack into this country's system and find the optical computer myself."

Hong Guan was even more speechless. Although this guy no longer had the tendency to destroy humanity, he was still not very friendly!

"Don't do that. We won't be in this world for too long. You should learn knowledge on the Internet first. Leave a copy of your account on my phone. We can communicate at any time if you have any questions."

"Okay Master, I understand."

After arranging the Skynet matters, Hong Guan was alone and felt unable to sleep, so he had to find Pan Jinlian to play with him and stayed with her for two days. After all, she was also a living person and needed company.

It seems that next time I go to the ancient world, I will have to find her some sisters.

I told Skynet the general content of the plan and asked it to make the plan. When the time comes, I can also ask it to help with the promotion of the network.

It’s just that Hong Guan suddenly lost interest in things on the Internet. With Skynet, he could become a billionaire by simply operating it and pouring out the money from those dead accounts in Swiss banks and laundering it. He no longer had any motivation!

Just when I was doing nothing, I received an unexpected call, it was from Shi Xiaomeng.

"Hello, who are you?"

"I'm Shi Xiaomeng, do you still remember me?"

"Of course, he's Cheng Feng's good brother!" Hong Guan deliberately emphasized the word "good brother", causing Shi Xiaomeng to remain silent for a while.

Hong Guan probably guessed what was wrong after seeing Shi Xiaomeng's reaction. "What do you want from me? Did Cheng Feng do something to your girlfriend?"

Hearing this, Shi Xiaomeng suddenly began to cough violently, as if he was going to cough out his lungs.

"Mr. Hong, please stop joking. I came to you to ask if you can recommend a job for my girlfriend."

"Do you not want to trouble Cheng Feng, or do you not dare to ask Cheng Feng?"

There was another silence. "If it's inconvenient for you, I'll think of another way."

Hong Guan laughed. "Look at you, you don't know how to be funny at all. How about this? It's not convenient to talk on the phone. Bring your girlfriend to the Yuanwang Coffee Shop downstairs of XX, and we can talk in detail."

Shi Xiaomeng hesitated for a moment before speaking, "Do you want to bring my girlfriend with you?"

Hong Guan was stunned for a moment, but soon realized that he was on guard against him. "Haha, don't worry, I'm not Cheng Feng. What happened between Xiao Xi and me is not what you think. She herself doesn't want to be with Wu Di anymore. I don't have the habit of stealing other people's girls."

"Okay then, we'll be there in about an hour. Is that okay with you?"

"Okay, no problem. You don't have to be so polite to me. Just call me Andy."

An hour later, I met Shi Xiaomeng and Shen Bing at Yuanwang Coffee Shop. Shen Bing was still the same, dark and thin, but Shi Xiaomeng looked a little haggard. I don't know if it was because of the work pressure or Shen Bing's too much pressure.

After the two of them sat down, Hong Guan waved for the waiter to come over and handed the bill to Shi Xiaomeng. The two of them looked at the prices on it. The cheapest cup of coffee was thirty yuan. Two cups would cost them a day's worth of food.

Seeing the two people in trouble, Hong Guan ordered a mocha for Shen Bing and a Blue Mountain for Shi Xiaomeng to refresh them.

"Shi Xiaomeng, let me call you Xiao Meng. What's your girlfriend's name?"

"Her name is Shen Bing."

"Well, hello, Shen Bing. I know a little about your situation. Don't be so reserved. The coffee is mine. Don't think I'm pitying you. After all, you can come to see me, which means you think highly of me, Andy. We'll be friends from now on."

Shi Xiaomeng thanked him repeatedly. He felt comfortable getting along with Andy because Hong Guan was not like Cheng Feng, who had a greasy face and liked to pretend to be cool. He said that he treated Shi Xiaomeng as a friend, but he always acted superior.

"Shen Bing, I heard you're looking for a job. I wonder what your major is?"

"I studied to be a kindergarten teacher in college."

"So do you want to find a job as a kindergarten teacher, or a job that can make money?"

"Andy, what's the difference?" Shi Xiaomeng asked on behalf of Shen Bing.

Hong Guan smiled and said, "You should know what I do now, right?"

"Yeah, I know. I've watched your videos too. They're very interesting." In fact, he would only glance at them when he was tired from work, but he had never watched them carefully.

"A job that earns money is just like Yang Zixi. I have more and more work, and I can no longer go out to shoot with Xiaoxi like before, so I have to find a new partner for her. I think your girlfriend is good.

At that time, we can give her a base salary plus commission. If she is working on a project, there will be a project bonus. The monthly salary will not be less than 5,000. Most of the time, 8,000 should be no problem. If the effect is good, 10,000 will also be fine.”

This was in 11, and even in Beijing, it was considered a high salary. Don't believe the ones on TikTok, where monthly salaries are often over yuan, as if they are rubbish and can't make it. In fact, before Hong Guan traveled through time, a monthly salary of over yuan was considered a very good salary in some cities.

Shen Bing widened her eyes and looked at Hong Guan in disbelief. "Is it really possible to make so much money? Can I do it well?"

Hong Guan smiled, took out his laptop, connected it to the wireless network card, opened the Tencent Video webpage, handed it to Shen Bing, and let her watch it herself.

"It's not that difficult, but it's not as easy as you think. I'll let Xiaoxi guide you. As long as you're willing to learn, there shouldn't be any problem."

Shen Bing watched the video with a fascinating look in her eyes. It was impossible not to be moved. Traveling and seeing the beautiful mountains and rivers of the motherland while making money, this is the dream of many people!

Shi Xiaomeng looked at the content in the video and felt envious. He was just like Hong Guan before he traveled through time, both of them were office animals. To put it bluntly, let alone poetry and distant places, even on holidays, he had no mood to go out for a walk and just wanted to lie down and rest.

Hong Guan knew that both of them were moved, so he didn't say anything and waited quietly. More than an hour later, when the two of them finished watching the video in an account, they looked up and gave Hong Guan an apologetic look.