Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

A few days passed in a flash, and Hong Guan brought a lot of New Year's goods and two women to the Lou family's courtyard to celebrate the New Year together.

The aroma of the food wafted far away, and the skinny stray dogs on the street were so greedy that they whimpered unwillingly.

After dinner, Lou Bancheng and his wife, together with Yu Shui and Lou Xiao'e, played mahjong. Hong Guan was waiting in line. Everyone was enjoying themselves. At this moment, Hong Guan was stunned for a moment, his body shook, and the system responded, allowing him to travel through time again.

Hong Guan looked at the four people at the table, walked to Lou Bancheng, and put his hand on his shoulder. "Dad, play this one!"

Lou Bancheng looked at the cards that the others were playing and felt that they were a little uneasy. "Will it work? This is a raw card!"

"Don't worry, you still don't believe me, Dad!"

"Okay, I'll listen to you this time! Five cakes!"

The three of them were stunned for a moment, and then they pushed the cards down together. "I won!"

Lou Bancheng laughed and cursed, "This brat!" When he turned around, Hong Guan was gone!

At this time, Hong Guan walked into the kitchen and looked at the three copy options given by the system, "So Young" movie version, director Zhao Buffy's debut film, the plot is bloody, the filming is average, but the box office is not bad, it is considered the originator of bloody youth movies.

The TV drama version of "Struggle", a huge hit TV drama back then, has values ​​and perspectives that are more distorted than Mahua. Except for Huazi and Lulu, there is no one who is working hard for real!

So the whole TV series, viewed from today's perspective, is about the struggles of ordinary people and the moaning of second-generation officials, rich people, and pretentious women.

When I was in college, I bought genuine books and read them with great interest. Now when I think back, I think I must have been crazy!

The last one, Let’s Get Married, is an even more bizarre TV series. Yang Tao was cheated of hundreds of thousands of yuan by her ex-boyfriend Li Wei, and her credit card was maxed out.

Then Li Wei disappeared. It would have been fine if Yang Tao didn't call the police, but her best friend Lan Weiwei took over and was determined to marry Li Wei, who used the alias Zhuang Yan. It was so fucking weird.

Hong Guan really had little interest in this kind of urban copy. With all the skills he had now, he could easily become a god, but he still wanted the reward, so Hong Guan closed his eyes and randomly chose one, which was To Youth.

Click the confirmation option, and the system immediately responds "Mergeable copies detected, do you want to merge?"

Hong Guan did not hesitate and immediately chose to merge. The way to get rewards now is to change the plot, but the plot of Youth is very long. It has been about 2010 since Chen Xiaozheng returned from abroad. The integrated plot is the best and there are more rewards!

The surrounding scenery froze again. After a moment of trance, Hong Guan appeared on the streets of Peking in 95. Hong Guan was confused. What was going on? Wasn’t "To Our Youth" a story that took place in Nanjing?

At this moment, the memory of another person suddenly appeared in my mind, which made me even more speechless. This time, I had replaced someone's identity, and this person was called Guan Peng.

He is Xia Lin’s boyfriend in Struggle. When Xia Lin met Lu Tao for the first time, they both cheated on Guan Peng and Mile at the same time.

Guan Peng's identity turned out to be a freshman at Beijing University of Construction. His parents went traveling when Guan Peng received the admission letter, and they accidentally fell off a cliff together. This is too weird.

But being an orphan was also good, as it saved him a lot of trouble. Guan Peng’s family was native to Peking, and his parents left him three houses. One of them was a courtyard house with two entrances, covering an area of ​​1,000 square meters, and it was located on Beichizi Street. In 2010, its price would definitely be over 100 million!

He also had a savings of 100,000 yuan, 100,000 yuan in 1995, which meant that Guan Peng didn't have to work at all. He could just rent out the house and have no worries about food and clothing. It could be said that it was a perfect start.

I came to school with my schoolbag on my back. As soon as I entered the school gate, I saw Xu Kaiyang and Zhang Kai with lewd looks on their faces. They were staring at the long legs of the school girl and were almost drooling. However, the fat boy in the original drama was not there. Did he send the fat girl away?

"Hello, senior. I am a freshman in civil engineering. Where do I register?"

Both of them were only about 1.7 meters tall and could only look up at Hong Guan. "I say, Lao Zhang, this guy looks like a decent guy. He is a strong rival. Will he steal girls from us in the future?"

"Old Xu, I think this grandson is not a good person. He is most likely a playboy. Not only will he compete with us for girls, but he will also cheat on several men and abandon them in the end. This has made countless young girls afraid of falling in love and getting married!"

Hong Guanyi's forehead was filled with black lines. What the hell? He's still here, and he's encountered such a weirdo?

"Second Brother, I, the person involved, am still here. Isn't it a bit too much for you to say that?"

Xu Kaiyang looked at Zhang Kai and said, "Old Zhang, are we going too far?"

Zhang Kai nodded and said, "It's a bit too much!" Can you guys have a little guilt when you talk to me? Are you joking with me?

Xu Kaiyang looked up at Hong Guan again and said, "Just tell me if what we said is true or not. You look like a playboy at first glance!"

Hong Guan looked down at the two of them and said, "Okay, you are right, I am a playboy. As revenge for your offense against me, I will take action against any girl you like in the future. Are you surprised or not? Is this unexpected or not?"

Xu Kaiyang hissed and rolled up his sleeves, "Fuck you!"

Zhang Kai grabbed Xu Kaiyang and said, "Old Xu, don't get excited. This guy is tall and strong. We may not be his match!"

Hong Guan grinned and said, "My brother who looks a bit abstract, you are right. Even if I let you use one hand, it will be easy for me to deal with you.

Judging from your behavior, you have done too much manual labor and look like you have kidney deficiency. You should behave yourself and watch your mouth, or you will get beaten!"

Zhang Kai also hissed, "No, Lao Xu, this kid has a poisonous mouth, I can't stand it anymore, I must beat him up!"

This time it was Xu Kaiyang's turn to pull Zhang Kai and said, "No, Zhang, this is the school gate. The two of us have failed the course and will be suspended. If we fight or beat up the freshmen, we will be expelled!"

Hong Guan pretended to look at the two with disdain and said, "Fuck, you are the ones who are repeating the grade. So you are also freshmen. Why are you pretending to be so cool in front of me? Go back and practice your skills. Grandpa won't play with you anymore!"

You guys are still fighting? You guys are being beaten one-sidedly. I'm pressing you to the ground and rubbing you. I only need to use a little force to get you so hard that your parents won't recognize you.

If you put in a little more effort, the grass on your graves will be three feet high by this time next year. You should be thankful that it is a harmonious society and a society ruled by law that has saved you! "

The two were so angry that they were about to vomit blood. At this time, a lively female voice sounded, "Hello, are you the receptionist? I am a freshman in civil engineering. Where is the registration office?"

The three of them turned around together, and as expected, it was Zheng Wei who spoke. Hong Guan was speechless. It was hard to describe Zheng Wei's appearance and dress!

She was dressed like a child, with a loli figure and a slightly anxious face. She looked like a Hobbit, it was simply unbearable to look at!

Zhang Kai was still okay, but Xu Kaiyang actually smiled like a pervert, "Hey, I know where it is, I'll take you there!"

Although Zheng Wei has a carefree personality, almost like a tomboy, she couldn't stand Xu Kaiyang's look, and her expression was a little stiff. "Okay, thank you, senior brother!"

Just as Xu Kaiyang was about to speak, Hong Guan came out to finish him off, "They are two level-up guys, from the same class as you, so they can't be considered your senior brothers!"

Xu Kaiyang suddenly got angry again. "Can you shut up? Will you die if you don't speak?"

Hong Guan grinned and said, "You can't die, but you can go crazy. You can't stand this. I just used the method you used just now to return it to you. This is called giving someone a taste of their own medicine. Isn't it awesome?"

"You're looking for death!" Xu Kaiyang roared and swung his fist at Hong Guan. Then Hong Guan held his head down and he couldn't touch Hong Guan at all. He just swung his fist and looked like a funny character in a comedy!

Xu Kaiyang couldn't bear it and kept yelling, "Let me go, let's fight fair and square!"

Hong Guan laughed, "What, are you going to jump up and hit my knee, kid?"

With a chuckle, Zheng Wei could not help laughing out loud, and then she couldn't stop laughing. It wasn't very harmful, but it was extremely insulting.

Xu Kaiyang lost face in front of the goddess, and he attacked Hong Guan's arm crazily. Unfortunately, even though Hong Guan had reached the urban world, his attributes were suppressed and he couldn't break the defense!

The big hand pressing on Xu Kaiyang's head exerted force, and Xu Kaiyang began to scream, "Let go, let go, it's going to break!"

Zhang Kai thought Xu Kaiyang was acting. "Old Xu, you acted really well. You even showed weakness to the enemy so that they could fight back?"

Xu Kaiyang immediately opened his mouth and spit out a fragrance, "I am showing your sister's enemy weakness, I feel like my head is going to explode!"

Zhang Kai laughed and shook his head, "Impossible, absolutely impossible, the skull is the hardest bone in the human body!"

"Fuck you, let him go!"

Zhang Kai saw that Xu Kaiyang didn't seem to be joking, so he gave Hong Guan an awkward smile and said, "My classmate, why don't you just let go? If you really hurt Old Xu, your registration will also be affected, right?"

Hong Guan waved his hand casually, and Xu Kaiyang kept moving sideways. He stopped after more than ten steps, smoothed his hair, and shook his head proudly at Hong Guan, "Hey, I didn't fall down. My sense of balance is so good. What can you do to me? What can you do to me?"

As soon as Hong Guan raised his hand, Zhang Kai and Xu Kaiyang took two steps back at the same time, looking at Hong Guan warily, their movements in unison!

I really want to ask you two, do you want to draw a dragon on the left and a rainbow on the right with me?

"Classmate, go, don't pay attention to this barbarian. This kind of person is probably mentally ill. Stay away from him, lest he get rabies and bite you!"

At this time, Zheng Wei was still thinking about Lin Jing. She just looked at Hong Guan twice more and then followed the man away.

Hong Guan was neither anxious nor impatient. He followed the three people and walked slowly. After a while, Xu Kaiyang couldn't help but speak up, "Are you fucking sick? Are you tailing people in school?"

"Haha, I see you went swimming in the sea, and your brain is filled with seawater. I don't know if it's completely drained, but it's been marinated. Your brain is useless. I'm also a freshman in civil engineering, and I have to report!"

Zheng Wei looked at Xu Kaiyang with a look of concern for the mentally retarded, which made Xu Kaiyang feel extremely insulted. "Just wait for me, this matter is not over yet!"

Hong Guan narrowed his eyes and smiled. "From your accent, you are from Beijing. Don't wait any longer. Let's have a fight tonight, by the shore of Shichahai. I am alone. You can call as many people as you want. The loser will call the other person "Grandpa" when he sees him next time. Do you dare?"

Although Xu Kaiyang's family is in the construction industry, he is not arrogant or domineering. He is even a bit funny. He was held by Hong Guan and looked a bit stiff!

Hong Guan looked at him with amusement, picked up an empty beer bottle nearby, and with a "bang", he performed a one-handed screen-breaking trick, which made Xu Kaiyang swallow his saliva!

"I want to study hard and not bother with you. You've been thinking about fighting all day. You must have cheated to get into Beijing University of Construction!" After saying that, he looked timid and turned around and left. He didn't even dare to look back. He was three stars for being funny.