Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

On the way back, Xu Kaiyang and Zhang Kai couldn't help but ask, "Guan Peng, isn't that fat guy Zang Tiansuo who sang "Friends"? I heard he's a gangster. How did you scare him? What's in the pocket I gave you?"

"Haha, I didn't call that a threat, I called it a fright. I have 100,000 yuan in my pocket!"

He opened his mouth in surprise and choked on his saliva, "Ahem, ahem, how much?"

"One hundred thousand!"

"Fuck, Peng'er, you're rich! This is 100,000 yuan! How did you scare him?"

"Want to know?"

"Want to know."

Hong Guan raised the corner of his mouth, took out a pistol, and pointed it at the open head. "So, is it a surprise? Is it an accident? That's how I scared him!"

Zhang Kai kept shaking, and Xu Kaiyang was trembling a little. "Brother, we are all family, don't be so exaggerated, where did you get the gun, calm down, don't fire it accidentally!"

Hong Guan put down his gun and laughed, "Look at your courage, you also think it's true, right?"

The two of them looked confused? ""

"Is this gun fake?"

"What else!" As he said this, he pulled the slide, and a cigarette popped out from the position of the bullet shell. Hong Guan put it in his mouth, pointed the muzzle of the gun at the cigarette butt, and pulled the trigger. Flames came out and lit the cigarette!

The two of them were stunned and became Spartan.

"How is it? Not bad, isn't it? Made of all metal, the appearance is restored to the same level, and the weight is almost the same. It looks so perfect, but in fact, it is a lighter!"

Zhang Kai punched Hong Guan on the shoulder and said, "Fuck you, you scared me to death just now. I even peed myself!"

After saying that, he walked under a tree root, ignored the people around him, and started to urinate.

At this time, Hong Guan noticed that across the street, there were two young men who didn't look like good people, riding a motorcycle and running towards him.

When the motorcycle arrived in front of Hong Guan, the person sitting behind him reached out and grabbed the black bag accurately, and the motorcycle was about to run away. Unexpectedly, the bag was very strong, and Hong Guan did not let go.

With a cry of "ouch", the person holding the bag was dragged off the back seat of the motorcycle and fell down, choking!

Hong Guan squatted beside the boy and said, "Brother, you are awesome! You are a biker gang and you want to steal my money. I think you don't want to live anymore!"

"Fuck, who are you trying to scare? I've seen it all, your gun is a fucking lighter!"

Hong Guan went up to him and beat him hard, knocking out two of his teeth. "Who are you talking to? Do I need to use a gun? I can just send you to the police station.

You'll be stuck in jail for three to five years for robbing people on the street. You should think about how to reform yourself in there!"

"If you know what's best for you, then let me go. Otherwise, I, Brother Ma, will not let you go. We have more than a hundred people!"

"Oh my god, it's still a gang crime. If you can't control your mouth when you go to jail, I guess you'll be missing some limbs even if you get out. Come on!"

The police station was not far from here, and Xu Kaiyang soon arrived with the police. They took the people to the police station, and after recording their statements, the three of them returned to school.

Hong Guan was already used to all this, but Xu Kaiyang and Zhang Kai were so excited that they couldn't sleep. They wanted to talk, but were afraid of disturbing Chen Xiaozheng's rest, and they didn't even know when they fell asleep!

After two days of quiet classes, I received a message from Boss Zhang and came to Baihua. A woman with glasses, average looks, and dressed in an OL outfit was already waiting for Hong Guan.

The three of them sat down in the reception room, exchanged a few simple pleasantries, and then got down to business. After an hour-long negotiation, they agreed on ten yuan per thousand words. If the result was good, the book could be published in a month, with royalties of 10%.

After signing the contract, the woman left, and Boss Zhang called a few friends to go drink together.

When we arrived at the bar, the bars of that era were a combination of dance halls and bars. There weren't many people there in the afternoon, so a few of us asked for a booth and chatted.

Boss Zhang’s friends are all rock fans. They dress in a non-mainstream way and look awesome, but they are actually very poor.

Besides talking about music, they also talked about women. They soon talked about the breakup between the princess and Luan Shu, and they seemed to be gloating. It was said that Luan Shu's subsequent performance was a complete mess, and if Dou Xian hadn't come to the rescue, he would have to pay compensation.

Boss Zhang looked at Hong Guan with a half-smile, which made Hong Guan a little depressed. The princess, that tiger woman, was really serious, it was so damn scary.

At night, the bar became lively, with lively music and people dancing wildly on the dance floor. You could also see some people messing around on the dance floor, which made Hong Guan want to wash his eyes.

After a meal of drinking, we were drunk and when we paid the bill, several hundred dollars were gone. These days, a few hundred dollars is enough for a family of three to live on for a month!

Another week later, a message was received from the princess that she was recording a song and had no time to come back, but the people from the publishing house saw Harry Potter and the suspect and thought there was something to be done, so they sent someone over.

After some negotiation, it was decided to first serialize it in newspapers and magazines and then publish it as a book, with the royalties also being 10%.

She is already very satisfied with a newbie like Hong Guan. It seems that the friends the princess has found are very reliable. When he comes back, she will definitely treat him to a meal!

The following time was peaceful. Classes went on as usual every day. Zheng Wei also calmed down after having Lin Jing. Time soon came to the end of December and Christmas.

This festival has just started in China, and universities are the hardest hit areas. Couples are showing off their love crazily in every corner of the school, which makes Hong Guan a little depressed.

Zhang Kai and Xu Kaiyang, these two bastards, have finally come to their senses, found girlfriends in the medical school, and are now having fun together. Hong Guan is left all alone!

I was strolling casually in the campus. Snowflakes were slowly falling from the sky. When I walked near the woods, I could vaguely hear the sound of sobbing.

Holy shit, in this cold weather, in such a secluded place, there are still people out hunting for food in the wild, are they so enthusiastic? Aren't you afraid that you will have too much fun today and end up in the hospital tomorrow?

After listening carefully, I felt something was wrong. I walked into the woods and saw a small figure leaning against a tree, with its shoulders twitching from time to time!

Hong Guan also started to play around, and quietly took two steps closer. "You bold monster! You are not allowed to become a spirit after the founding of the country. You actually want to harm people here. Today I will subdue the monster and eliminate the evil!"

The crying shadow heard the voice and looked up in confusion. He became even more confused when he saw Hong Guan's righteous face.

"Uh, I'm a human. Are you sick? Can't you see that I'm crying?"

Hong Guan was not embarrassed either. "It's so dark here. You're a girl, and you're crying all the time. What's the difference between you and the vixen in Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio who want to harm people?"

The woman stood up and stretched her numb legs. "Are you sick? You are a vixen. Your whole family is a vixen!"

Hong Guan chuckled, "Do you have medicine? You don't have to worry about whether I'm sick or not, but if you stay like this, wearing such thin clothes, I'm afraid you'll need to take medicine if you get sick."

The woman was stunned for a moment, wiped the tears and snot from her face, and shuddered. She had just been crying, but now she realized that she was indeed very cold.

"If you get sick, you'll get sick. It's better to die of illness. There's no point in living anyway!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, what's the point of this? If you want to die, don't think about dying of illness. The probability of dying from a cold is very low. It's better to find a rooftop and jump down. It's less painful and faster.

If you decide to die, could you please let me know so that I can have some meat, so that your life on earth is not in vain?"

The woman's eyes were rolling up to the sky, and God was talking nonsense, "You are dreaming, with your mouth, you still want to find a girlfriend, don't dream!"

"I didn't say I wanted to find a girlfriend. I'm just making use of waste. Since you don't want to live anymore, why not benefit society?"

The woman was so angry that she said, "Okay, I dare to give it to you, do you dare to take it?"

"Nonsense, if you dare to give it to me, I will take it!"

The woman rolled her eyes and said, "Well, follow me!"

The woman was walking in front and did not notice that Hong Guan behind was laughing. He had already recognized that this woman was Shi Jie who later played all kinds of tricks with Lin Jing. He could not be polite to her. He had to torture her and confront her in order to live in peace with her.

The two of them came to the school's staff dormitory, went up to the fourth floor, opened the door and entered the room. There was heating in the room, and Shi Jie's face flushed.

Hong Guan looked at the furnishings in the room, all of which were quite old.

"Are you the only one in your home?"

Shi Jie turned around and looked at Hong Guan. "What? Are you scared?"

"That's not the case. What if your parents come back at the critical moment? How embarrassing it would be!"

Shi Jie's face darkened. "Haha, don't worry, they don't have time to take care of me."

"Forget it, I have something else to do. I see you don't want to die anymore. Come back to me when you want to die. Otherwise, I'm afraid you'll depend on me!"

Hearing that Hong Guan was leaving, Shi Jie was unwilling to do so. She ran over, hugged Hong Guan, and attacked him. However, Hong Guan was not Liu Xiahui, so he attacked him back immediately. The two of them soon fell on the sofa, and ten thousand words were omitted.

After the storm, Shi Jie hugged Hong Guan and said, "See where you can run this time. I will rely on you from now on!"

Hong Guan lit a cigarette nonchalantly and said, "It's up to you, as long as you are not afraid of kidney deficiency!"

Shi Jie was confused, but because she was too sleepy, she didn't ask any more questions and soon fell asleep.

When I woke up the next day, I found no one around me. I was shocked and walked to the living room. I saw breakfast on the table and a note saying, "I'm going to class now. I left breakfast for you."

The breakfast was very ordinary, with white porridge, steamed buns, tea eggs, and a plate of pickles. It was already cold, but she took a bite and still found it delicious.

Hong Guan, who was in class, was a little distracted. He didn't expect that he could take the person down so easily by accident. Plus, Shi Jie was angry with her family.

I just returned to the dormitory at noon and when I reached the fourth floor, I saw Zhang Kai and Xu Kaiyang standing at the door, looking at me strangely.

"Are you two sick? Why don't you come in? Or do you want to treat me to a meal?"

The two of them smiled obscenely, "We do want to, and tonight is a carnival night. We have an appointment at the medical school to go to the dance hall to have fun tonight, but I think you don't have a chance!"

"What the hell?"

"You'll know when you go in and take a look."

Hong Guan scratched his head and went into the room. Everyone was in a Spartan state. His bed was made very cleanly, and the sheets and quilt covers were changed. Shi Jie, sitting on a small stool, was washing clothes for Hong Guan.

What's going on? Is the old man on duty downstairs blind? How did such a beautiful woman get in?

But it’s okay to think about it. In the movie, it seems that Zheng Wei entering the men’s dormitory is as easy as eating and drinking.

But what's going on with Shi Jie? She just completed her transformation yesterday, and today she comes here to be a good wife and mother.