Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

When she returned to the courtyard, she was greeted with envious looks, especially from Yan Jiedi from the Yan family, who was only five years old this year. When she saw He Yushui's new clothes, new shoes, and the things in her hands and in the car, tears of envy flowed from her mouth.

Unfortunately, she was born in the Yan family and had never worn new clothes since she was born. All her clothes were modified from other people's old clothes. They could only be called clean, but they were never new.

It was unknown when Sha Zhu was discharged from the hospital. He stood at the door of his house, looking at He Yushui who was carrying things in both hands. His eyes were inexplicable and no one knew what he was thinking.

He Yushui put the things into the house. Hong Guan walked to Sha Zhu and said, "Don't try to take these things. If even one pillowcase is missing, I will beat you up and make you stay in the hospital for another two days. Think about whether you have the money to pay for the hospitalization."

Sha Zhu looked unhappy and snorted, "You don't have to tell me, I won't steal my sister's things!"

"It better be so!"

At this time He Yushui also came out, walked to Hong Guan, and called out "Brother" but no one knew who he was calling!

Hong Guan rubbed He Yushui's gradually darkening hair and said, "Let's go, let's go home and cook. We are happy today, let's eat something delicious!"

Watching He Yushui and Hong Guan leave together without saying anything to him, Sha Zhu's expression was a little gloomy. He walked into the house and slammed the door with a "bang"!

The other people in the yard took a look at Sha Zhu's family and quickly looked away. Yan Bugui shook his head. People like Sha Zhu were really unlikable.

Thinking of the big fish that Hong Guan caught last time, Yan Bugui's eyes rolled, he came up with an idea, and walked into the house with a smile on his face.

After returning home, he took out about a pound of pork and two large slices of bacon, and asked Yu Shui to mix flour and clean the house. Then Hong Guan took out the small stove and started frying the sauce.

Soon the hand-rolled noodles were out of the pot. The two men each held a large bowl and were eating when Yan Bugui came into the house with fishing gear.

With a smiling face, "Oh, are you eating?"

Hong Guan's mind was filled with black lines. This calculating guy must have heard what I just said. He came just in time for dinner and he must be trying to get a free meal!

But even if he got what he wanted, Hong Guan felt unhappy again, "Yeah, Third Uncle, are you going fishing?"

"Yes, looking at the big silver carp you caught last time, you must have a unique method. That's why I came to you to ask for your advice. I think you won't hide it, right?"

Hong Guantu took a big mouthful of noodles and said, "Of course, we are all neighbors. There are so many fish, and I can't catch them all by myself. But Uncle, I'm eating right now, can you let me finish first?"

Yan Bugui couldn't help swallowing his saliva when he smelled the aroma of the noodles, but he claimed to be a cultured person, so it was impossible for him to speak first, so he could only endure it and said, "No problem, you eat first, I'll wait for you!"

This feeling is the same as when Master Liao came to Ip Man's house to have a closed-door sparring session with him.

Hong Guan ate a large bowl of noodles, and then went to get some noodles. He took two chopsticks and there was still some noodles left. Then he said, "Uncle, have you eaten yet? How about eating together?"

How can I describe Yan Bugui's expression? It was as if he was saying, you finally spoke up. He was almost moved to tears. "Then can I have some?"

"Yushui, go get a bowl for Uncle San!"

He Yushui stood up reluctantly. When she was hungry, Yan Bugui didn't say anything. Moreover, he chose to come when others were having dinner. Didn't he just want to eat for free?

But she still listened to Hong Guan's words and brought a pair of bowls and chopsticks. Yan Bugui came to the basin and picked out all the noodles. Even if some were broken, she picked them out carefully. These were all white flour!

Seeing the greasy meat sauce in the bowl, Yan Bugui was really rude and mixed the remaining marinade into it. He Yushui frowned and Hong Guan was speechless. Did he really not think it was salty?

Seeing Yan Bugui eating with big mouthfuls, Hong Guan didn't say much. Whether it was choking or not was his own business. However, from the perspective of Chinese and Western medicine, it shouldn't be a problem for him to eat such a greasy meal all at once!

Suddenly, an idea flashed in his mind, and he had an opportunity to earn emotion points. He now had seventy-nine stink bombs that smelled like canned herrings, which he could use on Yan Bugui.

After the three of them finished eating, Yan Bugui’s bowl didn’t even need to be washed. This is really awesome!

"Uncle, wait a moment. I'll go get the fishing rod and we'll be leaving soon!"

Yan Bugui stuck out his tongue, licked the oil off his mouth, and said with a smile, "No problem, go ahead, I'm not in a hurry."

Go to the side room, take out ten canned herring-flavored stink bombs, and use the bomberman skill to charge them. The power is very small, which is enough to be able to detonate them remotely.

Carrying things out, "Uncle, let's go!"

The two put the things on the bicycle and fixed them. Yan Bugui said carefully, "Hong Guan, how about letting me ride the bicycle first? It's too wasteful to push it like this."

This is just to have fun. Thinking that Yan Bugui was about to get into trouble, Hong Guan did not refuse. "No problem, then Third Master, go first. We don't have to go too far. Shichahai will be fine!"

Yan Bugui smiled and said, "Okay, I'll go first, you hurry up!"

While Yan Bugui was getting on the bike, Hong Guan placed two charged herring canned smell stink bombs on Yan Bugui's waistband and watched him ride away.

Sensing that Yan Bugui was almost on the street of Nanluoguxiang, he detonated the first bomb to let him experience the feeling of social death.

Sure enough, after the explosion, Yan Bugui did not move. He did not move again until Hong Guan walked to the entrance of the courtyard.

When Yan Bugui was about to leave the sensing range, the second shot was detonated. Yan Bugui stopped again and looked at the emotion value provided by the system. It jumped to more than 300. It was really awesome!

When Hong Guan arrived at Shichahai, Yan Bugui was waiting under the shade of a tree. Hong Guan walked over quickly and said, "Uncle, let's go. I'll find a fishing spot and we'll start."

After walking for five minutes, they deliberately chose a place with no obstructions and plenty of sunlight. Yan Bugui thought Hong Guan had some unique skills and did not say anything.

They took out the remaining bait from the ring, hung it up, cast the rod, and sat down.

The sunlight shines on my body and I feel very warm. There is a faint trace of energy entering my body, but it doesn't seem so real.

In less than twenty minutes, under the scorching sun, Yan Bugui felt very thirsty and smacked his lips from time to time.

Seeing this, Hong Guan knew that the opportunity had come, and took out a water bottle from the fishing box. "Uncle, you must be thirsty. The sun is a bit strong. Drink some water."

Yan Bugui took it and drank two sips, then returned it to Hong Guan. "It's okay, Third Uncle. I can handle the heat. You can keep it!"

Yan Bugui did not refuse because sweat was already appearing on his forehead.

After about half an hour, Yan Bugui wanted to change places. At this moment, Hong Guan's fishing rod was tightened. Three minutes later, a big carp weighing more than three pounds was pulled up. Yan Bugui also gave up the idea of ​​changing places.

Hong Guan was thinking, after eating such greasy food and drinking cold water just now, he should be feeling stomachache soon, right?

Hong Guan raised his hand and took out two stink bombs that smelled like canned herring and threw them at Yan Bugui's butt. When Yan Bugui farted, the stink exploded. The smell was more than just sour!

Hong Guan deliberately chose the upwind direction of Yanbugui, and he felt that he could hardly open his eyes. It seemed that he could see a cloud of smoke drifting downwind, and all the people who were still walking ran away.

Yan Bugui looked at Hong Guan awkwardly, then seeing that he didn't react, he breathed a sigh of relief and continued fishing.

Twenty minutes later, Yan Bugui was sweating profusely, and the back of his clothes was soaked. Hong Guan caught a fish again, and about five minutes later, a big silver carp weighing about five kilograms was pulled up.

Looking at the scales shining with silver light, Yan Bugui was almost going crazy with envy. "Hong Guan, what kind of bait are you using?"

"I made it myself. Can I give you some to try?"

"Okay, thank you very much."

He took out four or five baits and handed them to Yan Bugui, and also put down two stink bombs that smelled like canned herring. When Yan Bugui cast the rod again, they exploded together, making Yan Bugui's movements freeze.

"Ha, ha, ha, maybe I ate too many vegetables and my stomach is uncomfortable."

He glanced at the system and saw that his emotional value had reached 500, which showed that he was not as calm as he appeared. "Oh, it's okay! Everyone has a stomachache from time to time. How about you ride back and have a good rest?"

"That won't do. We agreed to go fishing together, so how can I leave first? We must go back together!" After saying that, he felt a little thirsty, so he picked up the kettle and took two sips.

Hong Guan chuckled. They didn’t mean to go back together. He just saw that he had caught the fish and had the bait, so he was reluctant to leave!

After more than ten minutes, both of their fishing rods caught fish at the same time. Yan Bugui smiled happily, and while pulling the rod, he farted loudly again. Hong Guan was delighted in his heart, this was really exciting!

Three minutes later, Yan Bugui pulled up a crucian carp weighing more than one kilogram, and Hong Guan caught a big carp weighing more than three kilograms.

But compared to Hong Guan's condition, Yan Bugui's face was a little pale, and sweat kept pouring out. It was obvious that he had stomach discomfort!

"Uncle, are you okay?"

Yan Bugui forced a smile and said, "I just feel a little uncomfortable in my stomach. You go ahead and fish while I go to the toilet!"

Hong Guan pretended to help Yan Bugui up, put the remaining four charged herring can stink bombs into his pocket, watched Yan Bugui do an anal lifting motion, and walked away in small steps.

As the distance widened, Hong Guan cast the rod again and detonated three stink bombs smelling like canned herring one after another. Yan Bugui's body was seen paused, and then the people around him automatically dispersed. The street cleaning effect was perfect!

When Yan Bugui stopped moving in one place, probably going into the public toilet, Hong Guan detonated the last stink bomb with the smell of canned herring. But Hong Guan didn't know that the last one had a little more energy, so the explosion was a bit loud.

Yan Bugui was standing on both sides of the Yellow River, holding secret documents in his hands, with machine gun fire in front and artillery fire behind him. He was feeling comfortable when a sudden explosion scared him. He then slipped, his body tilted, and one foot fell off.

The thing underneath was a little full, sinking all the way to his calf, making his face turn green. He pulled hard, and his leg came out, with his shoe falling inside.

As soon as I stood up straight, I heard a child shouting, "Dad, come and see, someone fell into the toilet!"

Yan Bugui subconsciously covered his face, his foot slipped, and the clean leg fell off again. Now both shoes were gone.