Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

Chapter 291: The Great World of Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio

After looking at the attributes, he dripped blood on the Poison Dragon Spear to recognize its master, put it into his Dantian, and floated it above the magic pill, slowly nurturing it.

I came to the tailor shop and saw the last piece of equipment, a somewhat hideous-looking armor.

There is a ferocious snake head on each shoulder of the armor, and the rest of the body is covered with dense scales, which looks slippery.

On the chest, there is a nine-colored demon pill, which is shining brightly.

Snake Demon Armor: Defense 1200, Endurance 500, Strength 250, Agility 150, Spirit 300

Special effect 1: Pressure. It has the pressure of ancient ferocious beasts and has a strong sense of oppression on weak enemies.

Special effect 2: The body is protected by poison barrier, and the attacker will be attacked by the poison barrier.

Special effect three: The grudge of Xiangliu. Being haunted by the grudge of Xiangliu, the body will also be eroded by nine kinds of demonic powers.

Although there are only three special effects left, the improvement is also huge, especially the last one, Xiangliu's Grudge, which is definitely a very powerful skill. Even ordinary monsters can't stand the erosion of nine kinds of demonic power!

It was also a case of dripping blood to recognize the master. After it was done, Hong Guan felt a little dazed. Fortunately, he had a strong physique, otherwise he would have died from excessive blood loss.

After coming out of the Milin Manor, he checked the situation of the factory and found no major problems, so he took He Yushui and Lou Xiaoe into the Milin Manor, met many sisters, and soon joined the army of drama fans.

A flash of light passed by, and Hong Guan disappeared again. When he reappeared, he was already standing in a wilderness.

Although the temperature was not low, there was a chilly feeling. There were dead grass all around and rotting corpses could be vaguely seen.

After feeling the spiritual energy in the air, he couldn't help but frown. There was indeed a lot of spiritual energy here, but it was very mixed, entangled with negative gases such as resentment, ghost energy, and corpse energy. It was difficult for ordinary cultivators to absorb it.

The sky was also filled with gloomy air, and the only birds seen were crows. Something was not right in this so-called world of Strange Stories from a Chinese Studio!

At this moment, the sound of suona and gongs and drums were faintly heard in the distance. It should be the wedding procession.

I walked towards the sound and soon saw a wedding procession of dozens of people. It was quite a big scene.

According to the style of Hong Kong movies, such a high-profile action is bound to lead to accidents.

Just as I thought of this, a woman's laughter came from the sky, and she was dressed in black and fell from the sky.

The wedding procession, their ears filled with the evil sound, immediately scattered and fled, leaving only the bride in the sedan chair and her maid, who stood guard beside the sedan chair very loyally.

"Your Majesty, we are passing by your precious land and have no intention of offending you. Please show some mercy and we will reward you handsomely in the future."

The woman in black spun in the air and fell down laughing, which made Hong Guan frown. What the hell, this is a typical Hong Kong movie, very exaggerated, but very attractive.

At this time, the bride in the sedan also lifted her veil and couldn't help but look out. Hong Guan's eyes lit up. Isn't this Lao Wang who plays basketball?

Her movies should not be unknown, so why don’t I have any impression of them?

The woman in black said, "It's impossible to let you go. You came to my Nine-Tailed Fox's territory, and I just happened to be in need of a maid. Your lady is a good one! Leave her here, and you, the maid, can leave now!"

"My Lord, please don't do that. My daughter is getting married soon and cannot stay as your maid. Otherwise, I will stay!"

The nine-tailed fox laughed tenderly, "Are you worthy enough?"

Hong Guan saw that the nine-tailed fox had almost finished showing off, and knew that the time had come, so he walked out from a distance with a loud laugh.

"Nine-tailed Fox? Judging from the name, you should be a demon, but I feel a ghost aura on you. What on earth are you?"

The anger on the Nine-Tailed Fox's face flashed away, and she smiled again, "Then you have to think about it yourself, brother. Why don't we go back to my cave together and have a long talk all night?"

Hong Guan laughed and said, "There is no need to have a long talk all night. No matter if you are a demon or a ghost, you should not come out during the day. Your strength should be suppressed. Wouldn't it be better to kill you while you are sick?"

"Humph, that depends on whether you have the ability to do so!"

After saying that, he flicked his sleeves, and several sleeves swung over. In the movie, they looked light and fluttering, but here, they were full of nobility and had a tremendous force. If an ordinary person was hit by them, he would be smashed to pieces!

Hong Guan didn't care and said, "I'll just use you to test my sword skills!" The Tianlei Sword appeared in his hand, tempered by demonic energy and turned completely black.

Demonic thunder surged throughout his body and struck into the Sky Thunder Sword. He roared "Fast!" and the Sky Thunder Sword turned into a black lightning and killed the nine-tailed fox.

It collided with her sleeves, making a sound of metal, but soon, the sleeves were cut apart by the Thunder Sword!

The Sky Thunder Sword took advantage of the situation and stabbed at the Nine-Tailed Fox at high speed. The Nine-Tailed Fox clone retreated, and a large red umbrella appeared in his hand. The umbrella opened and was about to suck the Sky Thunder Sword in!

Hong Guan laughed out loud, "Dream on!" He pretended to make a hand gesture, and the Sky Thunder Sword trembled. A bolt of lightning burst out and hit the umbrella, leaving a hole. The Nine-tailed Fox's face changed and he was about to run away.

"Want to run? It's too late!" His whole body was flashing with magic lightning. He flew up, holding the Sky Thunder Sword, and stabbed it at the back of the nine-tailed fox.

But the nine-tailed fox suddenly turned around and smiled, making Hong Guan dazed. Just as he came back to his senses, he saw a black smoke coming out from behind her. The smell was so damn sour.

Hong Guan suddenly couldn’t open his eyes, and fell to the ground, staggering, with tears streaming down his face. After the demonic energy made a circle, he was able to see things!

"You are a nine-tailed fox, but your ultimate move is to fart?"

The nine-tailed fox laughed and said, "Otherwise, your magic weapon is powerful and invincible. Farting is my life-saving trick! I can't beat you today. We will meet again and play slowly in the future!"

Hong Guan sneered, "You want to run away after pretending to be awesome? Do you think I'm a fool?"

He switched the Sky Thunder Sword in his hand to the Poison Dragon Spear and launched the deadly Thousand Year Kill. The Nine-tailed Fox wanted to escape, but it was too late. Hong Guan's attack was already not far behind him.

He could only use the same trick again and try to run away by farting, but there was no way Hong Guan could be hit by the same trick twice. The Poison Dragon Spear suddenly became five meters long, and he used the whip as a spear and stabbed the Nine-tailed Fox!

The mixed poison broke out, the nine-tailed fox's face changed, and it fell from the sky. The poison dragon spear switched to the sky thunder sword, and activated the special effect of divine light. Black smoke came out of the nine-tailed fox's body and its eyes were blinded.

Hong Guan took the opportunity to sprint and came in front of her. The Sky Thunder Sword pierced her chest. The evil-killing property made the Nine-Tailed Fox scream and spit out black blood. "If you dare to kill me, Master Black Mountain will not let you go!"

The Sky Thunder Sword pierced her heart, and the Nine-Tailed Fox was immediately killed. "Idiot, even if Black Mountain comes, I'm not afraid. Why are you still trying to scare me with Black Mountain? Ask him if he dares to come to the human world?"

Hong Guan is not bragging. Heishan is indeed the big boss of the world of Liao Zhai. His true form is a big black mountain that turned into a monster. If he went to the underworld, he would definitely not be his opponent.

But the problem is that Heishan’s real body cannot come to the world of the living. Even if he comes, it is just a clone. What’s so scary about that?

Looking at the corpse of the nine-tailed fox, Hong Guan was amused. This nine-tailed fox was a ghost fox, that is, a fox fairy who failed in transcending the calamity and became a ghost cultivator in order to preserve his physical body.

But the special point is that her body was preserved. Just as the Ten Thousand Demons Banner was destroyed by Amaterasu's self-explosion, the corpse of the ghost fox was one of the very good materials for refining weapons!

Falling from the sky, the old king and her maid ran over and knelt down with a plop.

"Thank you very much for saving my life, I am very grateful."

Mochou? This name made Hong Guan stunned. After his mental strength increased, his memory became much clearer. This name seemed to be from a movie about a fairy in a painting.

"You're welcome. It's my duty to subdue demons and monsters. This is a desolate mountain area. Where do you want to go? I'll take you there!"

"Thank you, Great Immortal. It's in a small town thirty miles ahead."

"Okay, come with me!"

The three of them walked towards the town. The maid was fine, but Mochou was a young lady who usually never went out of the house. She soon became exhausted and her feet ached greatly.

"Master, can you take a break? Our lady is too tired!"

Hong Guan shook his head helplessly. Although she was not his woman, the childhood filter was still there, so he should help her!

He casually summoned a piece of iron, flew it to the feet of the two women, and dragged them into the air. He also flew with the wind. The two women were extremely excited.

Flying is the ultimate dream of mankind, but in fact I was also complaining in my heart that you didn't take action earlier to allow us to fly, but I didn't dare to say it out loud.

They soon arrived at the town and landed at the entrance. The three of them walked in. Passersby saw Mochou in her wedding dress, looking very disheveled, and began pointing and whispering.

Hong Guan couldn't help but frowning. He forgot that in ancient times, there were many rules. It was very unlucky for the wedding party to encounter a monster, coupled with Mo Chou's current appearance!

They arrived at the house where Mo Chou was going to marry. It was a big house. Judging from its size, it had at least three entrances. However, the servants at the door were taking down the red flowers and other things under the command of the housekeeper.

"Wait, what's going on here? Why do you want to take down the red flower?"

The old housekeeper sighed, "Something happened to the wedding procession. Someone came back to report that they encountered a demon. The bride is most likely in danger!"

"Then you can rest assured, the marriage can go ahead. The demon is dead, and the bride is Miss Mochou!"

The old butler looked the embarrassed Mo Chou up and down and said, "Please wait a moment, I will go in and inform the master and the young master!"

Although he said so and his steps were not slow, the old housekeeper's expression did not show happiness. It was estimated that there would still be changes in this marriage!

After waiting for about five minutes, the old butler ran out quickly and said, "Sir, there are two girls. Our master invites you three in."

Even if Mo Chou was slow and didn't understand the ways of the world, she could tell something was wrong. "How can I just go in? Shouldn't I open the front door and let the matchmaker carry me in?"

The old housekeeper bowed quickly and said, "Miss Mochou, please don't embarrass a servant like me. If you have anything to say, please tell the master in person!"

Hong Guan sneered in his heart, it sounded nice, but in fact it was just perfunctory. In ancient times, not everyone could be a housekeeper of a wealthy family. Most of them were brought back from childhood and trained personally, almost like death warriors.

If it is a wealthy family with a history of more than a hundred years, the housekeeper will be passed down from generation to generation.

The housekeepers of many wealthy families have more power than concubines. When illegitimate sons and concubines see them, they have to show respect to them.

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