Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

An hour later, the woman still hadn’t given birth to the baby and was still screaming, but her face was rosy and healthy.

Hong Guan knew very well that this woman was still waiting for Fahai. Knowing that the time was almost up, he didn't want to continue playing with her.

"My dear sister-in-law, it's been so long and the baby is still not born. If you don't give birth soon, the baby will be in danger. I can only use my unique technique to perform a caesarean section on you." As he said this, he took out a shining scalpel.

The woman immediately rolled her eyes at Hong Guan and said, "No, no, no need. I feel the baby's head coming out!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the child's head popped out. Hong Guan laughed in his heart and said, I asked you to pretend with me, but you can't pretend this time!

"Okay, push harder, push harder!" Half an hour later, accompanied by the baby's crying, Hong Guan cut the umbilical cord and lifted the child up like a monkey lifting the Lion King.

At this time, the sky in the purple bamboo forest suddenly brightened and purple light descended. The green snake and the white snake absorbed a lot of the purple light and kept rolling around, seemingly in pain.

But Hong Guan knew that the purple light from the birth of Guanyin was the Buddha's blessing, which was the best proof of her identity. The reason why the green and white snakes were able to transform so quickly was probably because of the Buddha's blessing.

Hong Guan held the child and came to the woman. "Sister-in-law, look, it's a daughter!"

The woman's face was covered in sweat, and she looked very tired, but in fact she looked very good. She forced a smile and said, "Thank you very much. If it weren't for you, I would have been in great danger!"

"It's okay. It's my duty to be a doctor and treat illnesses. Change your clothes and I'll take you down the mountain."

"Okay, thank you."

Hong Guan prepared a Taoist robe for the woman, which, I have to say, was quite a bad taste.

When the woman changed her clothes, the Taoist robe was a little big, but it wrapped her tightly. However, the woman still gave people a charming feeling!

This is also possible. Hong Guan's eyes rolled and he had another idea. He took out the sun hat from later generations, the kind that only showed a pair of eyes.

"Sister-in-law, you should wear this hat too. You just gave birth and you can't be exposed to the cold, otherwise you will easily develop a chronic illness." After saying this, he put the hat on her without waiting for the woman to agree.

With a wave of his hand, the villa shrank and disappeared, and the iron sheet turned into a sedan chair, carrying the woman and child all the way down the mountain!

At this time, Fahai was staring at the mountain with an irritated look on his face. He looked a little relieved when he saw Hong Guan coming back.

But seeing the tightly wrapped woman and child, he was still a little confused, "Fellow Daoist Jingchen, what is this?"

"Oh, the little sister-in-law I saw on the mountain, somehow she gave birth alone on the mountain, I just finished delivering the baby and brought people down. Women who have just given birth cannot be exposed to the wind, so they cover themselves tightly."

Fahai looked at the child and smiled compassionately, "This child is blessed with great fortune. The Purple Bamboo Forest has even brought down the Buddha's blessing, which means this child has a connection with the Buddha!"

"Master, don't be in a hurry to say this. Let's go into the house first. I'll settle this little sister-in-law down and make her some food. Giving birth is very exhausting."

The woman looked at Fahai with helplessness and depression in her eyes. She had made all the good arrangements, so why didn't it succeed? And it seemed that this man had good intentions.

He brought the woman and child into the house, sent them upstairs and arranged for them to stay in the guest bedroom. He then came downstairs to cook a bowl of noodles for the woman and brought it up before coming over to talk to Fahai.

“Master, it’s a good thing you didn’t go up just now. You don’t know that even though this little sister-in-law had two big snakes to protect her from the rain, she was still soaked and her clothes were in disarray.

Fortunately, you didn’t see that situation, otherwise you would have committed adultery.”

"Thank you very much. I've been feeling restless lately. If I commit lust again, it will be even more difficult."

Hong Guan laughed and said, "It's just a small matter. Cultivation is like going against the current. There are many tribulations to face. Master Fahai, don't mind it."

The two had a friendly conversation. Hong Guan told Fahai the Zen sayings he had heard in his previous life. Fahai nodded repeatedly and admired Hong Guan very much. When it was completely light, he flew away on the wind.

Looking at Fahai's departing figure, Hong Guan's mouth curled up, he couldn't suppress it at all, this wave really made a lot of money.

This allowed Fahai to avoid calamity, absorb a lot of Buddha's influence, gain a lot of merit, and break the arrangement of the Western religion. It was so cool!

I went upstairs, knocked on the door and went in. The woman was already up. "Sister-in-law, I don't know what to call you or where your home is. I'll take you back."

“My name is Xiao He. My family fled here and encountered bandits. Everyone else died and I was the only one left.” As she said this, she looked aggrieved, which made Hong Guan marvel. She has the make-up of a movie queen!

"Where are you going to go? Do you have any relatives to go to?"

"No more! My family had some money and wanted to go to Hangzhou to open a shop, but it was all taken away by bandits."

"I'm sorry to mention your sad story. Since you have nowhere else to go, just stay with me. Once you feel better, I'll consider other things."

"Thank you, Taoist Priest, for your great kindness. I am grateful to you forever."

"You're welcome. I'm a wild Taoist priest named Hong Guan. You can just call me Brother Guan!"

After saying that, the woman looked at Xiaohe with a helpless look in her eyes and called out "Brother Guan" in a low voice.

Hong Guan was laughing to death in his heart. I let you pretend, and now you call me brother!

"You must be hungry, I'll make you something to eat!"

Days passed, and soon after a week, the woman got used to calling Guan brother. Hong Guan guessed that the woman stayed because she wanted to explore her roots.

But Hong Guan did not show any abnormality, and Xiao He did not notice anything either.

Another five days later, Hong Guan was practicing in the sun on the rooftop when suddenly a group of strange-looking horse thieves appeared, with tattered clothes and rushing towards them with strange cries.

Hong Guan stood up and stretched, then looked into the room. The horse thieves appeared inexplicably in Putuo Mountain, which might be a test by Xiao He.

Hong Guan did not intend to hide. The pitch-black Sky Thunder Sword appeared beside him. Hong Guan raised his hand and waved it, and flew out with lightning.

Flying in front of the horse thief, Hong Guan shouted "Sword Qi Rolling Dragon Wall!" A small lightning sword appeared, and with the Sky Thunder Sword as the center, a sword ball formed, swallowing the horse thief.

Suddenly, blood splattered everywhere, and broken limbs were everywhere. For a moment, it was like a Shura field.

In the room, Xiao He stood at the window, looking at the tragic scene outside with complicated eyes. These horse thieves were a test, but she didn't expect that Hong Guan would be so decisive in killing, which made her a little unsure.

Soon all the bandits outside were dead. Hong Guan walked into the house and said, "Xiao He, are these bandits the ones who killed your family?"

"I can't remember, it was dark and raining heavily, but they were definitely on horses."

Hong Guan nodded, "That should be correct. You stay at home and lock the door. I will go and destroy their lair!"

After saying that, without waiting for Xiao He to speak, he flew out and turned around the hill outside for a few times. As expected, he saw the horse thieves' stronghold. He threw Nintendo down and killed them indiscriminately, and destroyed the corpses with magic energy.

When he returned home, Xiao He was gone. She probably thought she was fine, so she left to continue arranging Fahai, but the child was left in the crib.

Hong Guan picked up the baby girl, who immediately smiled and looked at Hong Guan curiously. He simply took her into the Milin Manor and handed her over to other women.

With one less surveillance figure who was suspected to be Guanyin's clone, Hong Guan relaxed. He pretended to look around and then went back to the house to cook.

When the dishes were about to be served, Manyu's face popped in and asked, "Is there any for me?"

Hong Guan pretended to be confused and asked, "Who are you?"

"I'm Xiaoqing!"

"Xiao Qing, you can transform now? Then come in quickly. I'll cook a few more dishes to celebrate!"

"Can my sister come too?"

"Of course, it's about having more pairs of chopsticks, but you have to eat less."

Xiaoqing nodded and walked in twisting her waist, followed by Bai Suzhen. Her figure was so charming. The key is that you should put on your clothes!

Hong Guan immediately turned around and threw two pieces of clothing to the two women, "Put on your clothes. Now that you have transformed, you must follow the rules of humans!"

The two took the clothes reluctantly, but put them on quickly. Hong Guan turned around and saw the two women in sportswear, still unable to hide their charm. He had a headache. Was this a snake spirit or a vixen?

"You guys eat first, I'll go add a few more dishes!" Xiaoqing was suddenly happy and wanted to swim over like a snake, but was stopped by Bai Suzhen and turned away reluctantly.

The first thing he did when he sat down was to reach out to grab some food, but Bai Suzhen hit him again, "Use chopsticks!"

Xiaoqing looked reluctant and said in a voice with too much sugar in it, "Sister!"

"The Taoist priest is right. Now that we have transformed, we must act like humans!"

Although Xiaoqing was reluctant, she still picked up the chopsticks, then picked up a plate of food, and kept shoveling it into her mouth, and soon finished the whole plate.

Bai Suzhen couldn't help but start eating when she smelled the delicious food. By the time Hong Guan brought out the dishes, all the plates on the table had been licked clean!

In this way, the two green and white snakes lived in the house, helping Hong Guan and treating patients every day.

A month later, while having dinner, Bai Suzhen said, "Brother Guan, I want to go to Hangzhou to have a look."

"why?"

"Before I left the mountain, my master asked me to go to Hangzhou, saying that my calamity was there, and I wanted to find the shepherd boy who saved me from the hunters more than a thousand years ago to repay him."

Hong Guanxiao thought with amusement, it seems that after being deified, the Mother of Mount Li also joined the Western Religion. It seems that she was also present when the Four Saints of Journey to the West were testing their Zen hearts?

"How are you going to repay me?"

Bai Suzhen hesitated for a moment and said, "I don't know either."

"Haha, you just transformed and have nothing. For mortals, it's nothing more than power, money and beauty. You can't give me power, you don't have money, do you want me to give you my body?"

At this time, Xiao Qing said, "Isn't it just money? I heard from the woodcutters that there is a lot of it in the government offices and banks. Why don't we get some out?"

Hong Guan glanced at Xiao Qing and said, "You don't understand. The money from the government and the bank is all marked. If you steal it and give it to the so-called benefactor, you will harm him instead."

"But I am devoted to cultivating the Dao and do not want to pledge my love to him. He is just a mortal with only a few decades to live!"

Hong Guan glanced at Bai Suzhen. After being with him for a long time, she has become different, otherwise she would not have such thoughts. This is a good start.