Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life
Chapter 31 The Emotion Value is Enough
Seeing Yan Bugui being dragged to the middle of the lake, Hong Guan was really speechless. He couldn't just stand by and watch. Not to mention whether he would feel guilty or not, for the sake of his emotional value, he couldn't just let him die like that!
He Yushui was quickly called up, and the two of them went looking for people who could swim nearby. They found four people and alerted the joint defense. Together with the two joint defense people who could swim, the six of them jumped into the lake and swam towards Yan Bugui.
More than ten minutes later, Yan Bugui was finally brought up. He was in a daze, with half a fishing rod still in his hand. The big fish was also brought up.
The defense saw the fishing rod in his hand, then looked at the half-dead fish, and shook his head speechlessly, "This big brother is really amazing. He is almost dead, but he still hasn't forgotten the fish. I was wondering why it was so heavy."
Hong Guan thanked them repeatedly, scattered cigarettes around, and sent the people away. He looked at Yan Bugui, who was about five months pregnant, and tapped his belly with some force. Yan Bugui spat out a few mouthfuls of water and woke up.
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After spitting out a few mouthfuls of water, Yan Bugui fell on his back and looked at Hong Guan, "Hong Guan, where is my fish?"
Hong Guan rolled his eyes and said, "Uncle, it's already this hour. You're almost dead, and you're still thinking about the fish. It's already gone."
Yan Bugui didn't say anything. He stared blankly at the sky, as if he had lost his soul. Tears actually flowed from his eyes. It was just a fish, and it was as if his wife had died. The abacus spirit was so terrifying!
"Hey, Uncle, the fish isn't lost!"
Yan Bugui's expression became more lively. "I knew it wasn't lost. I remember holding the fishing rod. How big is the fish? Bring it to me and let me see it!"
Hong Guan gave a wicked smile and said, "Uncle, the fish was pulled up, but in order to save you, I found six people who can swim. They saved you, so you should thank them. I let them take the fish away, and sharing it with them is also a way of thanking you."
"Ah? What a sin! My fish!"
Hong Guan pretended to be angry and said, "Why, Third Master? I should have watched you die in the lake for a fish without asking anyone to save you, right? I am no longer a human being."
Yan Bugui had an awkward expression. "Hong Guan, I didn't mean that. You misunderstood me. It's just a pity. I have never caught a big fish in my life. I tried my best to catch it and almost lost my life. I didn't even get to take a look at it, and it was gone. Alas!"
Seeing Yan Bugui's aggrieved look, Hong Guan burst out laughing and said, "Okay, Uncle San, I was just kidding. The fish is still there, but it's not as big as you imagined. I'll get it for you."
As he spoke, he took out a carp weighing more than three kilograms from the fish bucket. When Yan Bugui saw the carp, he began to doubt his life. "This shouldn't be the case. It was so strong in the water that it even pulled me into the lake. How could it be so small?"
Hong Guan suppressed his laughter and said, "Maybe this fish likes to exercise?"
Yan Bugui looked at Hong Guan unhappily and said nothing. Hong Guan saw that the emotional value was almost harvested, and pointed in the direction of the tree and said, "Uncle San, please look, the big fish you risked your life for is over there!"
Yan Bugui tilted his neck and took a look. Next to He Yushui, there was a big silver carp weighing more than 20 kilograms. He was so happy that his back teeth popped out!
He got up from the ground, crawled over with his hands and feet, and touched the fish scales. "Oh my, this is really big. Thank you, Hong Guan. How about I give you the fish head and stew it at home?"
Hong Guan was speechless. Being able to get a share of the fish head was already very generous to Yan Bugui, but to Hong Guan, it seemed that good things were too stingy, and besides, he really didn't need this thing.
"No, Third Uncle. Thank you for your kindness. A gentleman does not take away what others like. Your fishing rod is broken. I can't take your fish. Please take it home and enjoy it slowly!"
Yan Bugui smiled even more happily. "That's fine. I knew you wouldn't be short of food! Can you lend me your bicycle? I can't carry back such a big fish and the tools!"
Hong Guan smiled indifferently, "Well, why are you so polite? Just ride it away and bring it back to us later!"
Yan Bugui agreed with a smile, put the things on the bike and secured them, then disappeared in a flash. Half an hour later, the little boy Yan Jiecheng returned the bike with a smile.
"Brother Guan, I'll return your bicycle. I'm going home first. We're going to have fish stew at noon today!"
"Okay, go back now!"
Watching Yan Jiecheng leave quickly, Hong Guan shook his head speechlessly. The Yan family really had never eaten good food. They were so happy just over a fish.
Looking at the emotional value, Yan Bugui is the main one, and He Yushui and a few passers-by are the supporting ones. It is given nearly 5,000. It is perfect. Maybe I can travel through time tomorrow!
"Let's go to the countryside for a picnic instead of playing here!"
He Yushui cheered, and the two of them rode away quickly, arriving at the river where they had been last time. Hong Guan pretended to light the small stove, put a stone slab on it, and placed the prepared tuna meat on the iron plate.
Level three cooking skills are already the standard of a chef in a tire shop. He took out some seasonings and sprinkled them on the food. The aroma soon came out, making He Yushui drool with greed!
Soon the fish was cooked and served on a plate. Two steamed buns were heated up and the two began to eat.
Just when the two were enjoying their meal, a little girl came out from the bushes, looked at them curiously, and swallowed her saliva from time to time!
Hong Guan waved his hand and said, "Come here, little girl. You must be hungry. Come and eat something together. Where is your parents? Are you lost?"
The little girl was a little wary, but she still walked over slowly. The smell of the food was so tempting.
"My father went up to the mountains to hunt. He told me to play here by myself. He will be back soon."
"Oh, that's fine, let's eat together, there's plenty, what's your name?"
The little girl carefully took the plate and took a bite of the fish. She gasped because of the heat and finally swallowed it. She took the kettle handed over by Hong Guan and drank a sip of water. She felt better. "My name is Qin Jingru. Thank you, big brother. The fish you cooked is delicious!"
Hong Guan was a bit Spartan. What the hell, he could actually meet Qin Jingru here. "Your home is in a nearby village, not far from here?"
Qin Jingru nodded as she ate the fish. "Not far. We'll get there in half an hour along this path. It's called Qinjia Village!"
Hong Guan’s opinion is correct, there is really no coincidence in the world!
The three of them ate and talked, and Hong Guan also learned that Qin Jingru is now nine years old, one year younger than He Yushui. She has never been to school, but only attended literacy classes. She knows how to read, but not many!
Soon they finished eating. Hong Guan prepared to go fishing first and let the two little girls take a nap. Then Qin Jingru's father came back with two live rabbits and a pheasant.
"Jingru, look what I caught. We'll have something delicious to eat when we get home tonight."
Qin Jingru stood up quickly and said, "Dad, I'm here. I met a big brother and a little sister. They treated me to delicious food!"
After saying that, he burped. Qin Jingru's father came running over. He was just an ordinary farmer, dark-skinned, short, and very strong.
Seeing that the two rabbits were alive and had noose on their feet, Hong Guan became interested. "Uncle Qin, did you make the noose on the rabbits' feet yourself?"
Qin Jingru's father smiled naively and said, "Yes, everyone in the village knows how to do it. Do you want to learn? I'll teach you!"
"Okay, that's great, thank you Uncle Qin!"
"Don't be polite, they are all dealers!"
In less than half an hour, Hong Guan learned it. Qin Jingru's father was a very honest man. He taught Hong Guan several simple and convenient traps that could catch small animals such as rabbits, pheasants, wild ducks, etc.
After Qin Jingru and his father left, Hong Guan and He Yushui looked at each other and saw the eagerness in each other's eyes. "How about we give it a try?"
He Yushui nodded quickly, and the two of them pushed the bicycles up the mountain, one step deep and one step shallow. There was no other way, they couldn't put the bicycle into the ring in front of He Yushui, and they couldn't put it down the mountain either, it was not safe!
When they reached halfway up the mountain, they found a few places with rabbit poop, put the trap away, and went down the mountain again.
I was having a great time fishing and catching loaches by the river. At about 4pm, I went to the mountain and only caught a rabbit. After all, there were so many of them and they reproduced quickly.
The two of them hummed a song together and rode their bikes back to the courtyard. As soon as they reached the front yard, they saw the smiling Yan Bugui tidying up the flowers and plants at the door!
"You're back, Hong Guan. How was your harvest?"
"It's not bad, Uncle San, I got some corners and some loaches, nothing good, but I also got a rabbit!"
Yan Bugui smacked his lips. Rabbits are good things, but it's a pity that he doesn't know how to hunt. If he had known earlier, he would have gone with Hong Guan to learn. Maybe he could have caught a rabbit!
When walking towards the central courtyard, they saw Sha Zhu, who must have been drinking. He was standing at the door, looking at Hong Guan and He Yushui with a red face.
He Yushui was a little scared and hid near Hong Guan. Sha Zhu was really a sinner. He almost left a psychological trauma on He Yushui.
"Don't be afraid, I'm here. If he dares to bully you, I'll beat him up!"
Seeing He Yushui smile again, Hong Guan glared at Sha Zhu fiercely and pushed the cart away.
Sha Zhu's face flushed red, and he obviously wanted to fight, but he remembered that six people could not beat Hong Guan alone, and he would be beaten, so he had to endure it. He had not drunk to the point where he could not control himself.
Hong Guan was a little disappointed. Why didn't Sha Zhu rush up? If he had, maybe the emotional value would have been enough.
In the evening, I made stewed loach with sauce, fried galangal meat and stewed rabbit meat. In that era, it was considered a very rich meal. This is what it means to do it yourself and have enough food and clothing.
At night, Hong Guan came out of the hut in the forest and was about to fall asleep when he heard some noise outside. He quietly went to the window and saw a dark shadow holding a flashlight, blocking the light, and quietly approaching his home in the dark.
What the hell, what is this idiot trying to do? Is he setting an ambush for me?
But I didn't know that Shazhu walked to the window, next to the bicycle, and took out a wrench! What the hell? The plot of stealing Yan Bugui's wheels hasn't even started yet, and now he's going to steal his own bicycle?
He went to the cabin next door, took out his soft bullet gun, pushed the window open a little, stuck the muzzle out, aimed at Sha Zhu's back, fired five consecutive shots, and then fired the sixth armor-piercing bullet into the sky.
Shazhu┗|`O′|┛ let out a cry and immediately covered his mouth. The sound was very short and no one heard it. He stood up in horror and looked around, but found nothing!
Hong Guan squatted under the window in the room, a smile on his face that he couldn't suppress.
After thirty seconds, I stood up and took a look. Shazhu was really persistent. He actually squatted down again. Was he determined to unload his wheels?
Another five-hit combo came. Shazhu immediately covered his mouth and looked around. He was obviously a little confused. What was going on?
But he had drunk some wine and still didn't want to give up. Hong Guan took out a slingshot, loaded it with pebbles, and hit him hard. Coincidentally, the rubber band on Sha Zhu's underpants disappeared.
He didn't dare to unload the wheel now, but felt something was wrong, sobered up, got up and ran to the front yard. Nowadays, the crotch of pants is a bit big, so that no matter fat or thin, you can wear it.
The monkey rubber band on Shazhu’s pants is gone, and with the big crotch, he walks like Donald Duck, which is quite funny!
Hong Guan opened the door at the right time and shouted, "Who are you? What are you doing at the door of Jia's house?" After that shout, everyone in the middle courtyard turned on the lights.
Sha Zhu ran away. Jia Dongxu came out first and saw Hong Guan standing in the yard. "Hong Guan, you just said someone was standing at my door?"
"Yeah, I got up to go to the bathroom, and I saw someone holding a flashlight, shielding the light with his hand, at the door of your house, and it seemed like he was looking through the window!"
Jia Dongxu's hair stood on end. It was late at night. Did he run into a bad guy? Suddenly, he seemed to think of something and asked, "Did you see who it was?"
Hong Guan shook his head. "I didn't see his face, but judging from his body shape, he looks like Shazhu! I can't be sure."
At this time, other residents also came out. Jia Dongxu didn't ask any more questions. "Okay, it's not a big deal. Maybe someone came out to use the toilet and scared Hong Guan. Maybe he called the wrong person!"
After saying that, he went back to the room to sleep. Hong Guan pretended to go to the toilet and went home. He opened the system and saw that Shazhu was doing well and his emotional value was enough.
However, I am still a little confused about the time travel mechanism, so I still need to be careful and find someone to verify my guess tomorrow.
The next morning, when I pushed the bike out and walked past ordinary residents, the time-travel button did not respond. When I was closer to the main and supporting characters, the time-travel button emitted colorful light.
It's exactly what I guessed, but the question is how the copies are calculated. The first one was Titanic, and the second one was Water Margin or Jin Ping Mei. What's the rule?
Is it based on people's personalities? Xu Damao is a playboy, and Jia Zhangshi is similar to the pimp Wang Po, so they traveled to the world of Jin Ping Mei?
What about He Yushui the first time? She and Rousi didn’t have anything in common?
With doubts, I came to Shichahai and chose a spot under the sun. I fished and thought at the same time. Unfortunately, there was too little information and it was difficult to judge.
Just when I was looking for an opportunity to try traveling through time for the third time, I suddenly felt someone patting me from behind. When I turned around, I saw it was Zhou Zhennan. The people and scenery around me froze, and my eyes went dark. I traveled through time again.
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