Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

After sending Ning Caichen back to his room to rest, Hong Guan went into the Jungle Manor and happily played a few rounds of mahjong.

Three days later, Ning Caichen was completely disappointed. He didn't even pass the imperial examination, let alone the palace examination.

"Brother Ning, don't be discouraged. You are suitable for studying, but you just didn't have the money to buy books before. Go back and prepare well this time. You can come back again in three years!"

Ning Caichen nodded, not really surprised. After all, when he came out of the examination room, he knew he had no chance.

After flying all the way back to Nanjing, Ning Caichen's mother and wife knew that Ning Caichen had not passed the imperial examination, but they did not complain. Being able to pass the imperial examination was already what he wished for.

Half a month later, Xiaoqing couldn't stay any longer and pestered Hongguan to go out and play to accumulate merit.

Bai Suzhen also spoke up, "Brother Guan, I want to go back to Hangzhou to see how Xu Xian is doing."

"Haha, aren't you afraid of having inner demons this time?"

Bai Suzhen hesitated for a moment and said, "I don't think so. When I mention Xu Xian's name and think about repaying his kindness, I don't have much reaction."

"Okay, let's go back and take a look."

Xiao Qing cheered, "Brother Guan, shall we go back? We can do some chivalrous things along the way."

Hong Guanyi frowned, "How long have we been doing chivalrous deeds? The bandits and robbers haven't appeared yet. Let's fly back and visit Xu Xian before going to the Northwest.

I heard that there are many bandits and monsters there, as well as bloodthirsty barbarians who eat people alive. You must have done a lot of good deeds there!"

"What are you waiting for? Let's get going!"

In fact, merit is secondary. The main thing is that I think of the incarnation of Daji mentioned by Tamamonomae, the Nine-Sky Beautiful Fox, which is probably the movie version of Painted Skin.

Mei Sanniang is currently training in the Jungle Manor and cannot be a card player for the time being, so it's a good time for her to go see Xiao Wei.

As for Zhao Bafei, forget it. I have no aesthetic sense and really don't think Zhao Bafei is pretty. Her voice is so damn distracting.

The three of them flew away on the wind and soon arrived at Hangzhou. Before they entered the city, they heard a loud rumbling sound coming from the other side of Hangzhou, obviously a fight between masters.

After looking at each other, Xiaoqing, who likes to watch the fun, said, "Brother Guan, let's go take a look!"

"Okay, let's go take a look!"

As soon as we flew over Hangzhou, it started to rain heavily. In the rain, we could hear Fahai's signature lines: "Great and mighty heavenly dragon, great mantra, Prajna Buddhas, Prajna Ba Ma Hong! Divine fire!"

The whisk in his hand grew longer, burning with divine fire, and he swung it over. A fat woman opposite him squealed like a pig, holding a serrated broadsword and a pitch-black round shield in her hands.

With a swing of the long sword, a stream of sword energy slashed out, colliding with the divine fire, making a loud bang.

"Monk, don't say that I didn't give you a chance. Get out of here right now. If you dare to disturb me and my husband again, I will kill you!"

At this time, a voice came from the ground: "Master, my lady, please stop fighting!"

This scene looks inexplicably familiar. If it were accompanied by some dynamic music, it would be almost like the Forbidden City.

The three people who had just come to watch the show were all shocked. What the hell? The man below was obviously the gorgeously dressed Xu Xian, but he actually married a fat woman? Judging from her body shape, she must weigh at least 300 pounds!

Bai Suzhen looked at Hong Guan in confusion, the meaning was obvious, is this really Xu Xian?

Hong Guan was also speechless. If Buddhism wanted to arrange Xu Xian to face the calamity, couldn't they find a good one? There were so many demons in the world, couldn't they just find a fox spirit?

In fact, the Buddhist sect is also speechless. There are many fox spirits, but not many of them have high cultivation. Moreover, their fighting abilities are not very good. The Qingqiu fox clan is powerful, but they dare not move.

"Well, Xu Xian probably prefers the Tang Dynasty, where fat is considered beautiful!"

"Is this what the fat in the Tang Dynasty refers to?"

What could Hong Guan do? He was speechless. Monsters can transform, right? If you transform a little, your body will be as fat as a human tank. If you are not careful, Xu Xian might be crushed to death.

"Maybe Xu Xian likes this?"

On the other side, Fahai talked to the fat woman about something about humans and demons not being able to get together, but they failed to reach an agreement and the two sides started fighting again!

The fat woman wielded her long sword, and one sword shadow after another was similar to the cold glance in Feng Yun. She swung various swords that were hundreds of meters long at Fahai, and her magic power was so strong that it exceeded the three people's imagination.

Fahai's counterattacks were all blocked by the black shield in her hand, and some of them were absorbed. The black light on the black shield flickered, and there was no damage at all.

Hong was eager to try these two weapons. They were good stuff. If he could get them, he would make a fortune!

At this moment, the fat woman shouted, "Fahai, look at my ultimate move!" The shield suddenly lit up, and a black light shot out, heading straight for Fahai. It was obvious at a glance that the power was not small!

Fahai was unafraid, “Great and Mighty Heavenly Dragon, Buddha Ksitigarbha, cassock!” The red cassock on his body flew up and kept expanding. After holding up the black light, it wrapped up the black light and kept shrinking!

But the black light was more powerful. After being compressed, it pierced through the cassock and came towards Fahai.

Fahai snorted coldly, swung the Zen staff in his hand, and his body grew to six zhang in size, covered in gold, which was exactly the six zhang golden body of the Western religion!

A stick hit the black light, energy exploded, engulfing Fahai. When the power dissipated, Fahai's inner clothes had disappeared, and the dragon tattoo on his back was shining!

"Hahahaha, Fahai, now you know how powerful I am, right? I just want to live a good life with my husband and keep out of our own business. Get out of here, or I will kill you!"

Fahai stood in a horse stance, clasped his hands together, and the dragon tattoo on his shoulder seemed to come alive, with an angry look on his face, "You bold monster, you dare to show off your skills in front of an expert? I will take you in!

The mighty heavenly dragon, the Buddha Ksitigarbha, the Prajnaparamita Buddhas, the Prajnaparamita Padmasambhava, the flying dragon in the sky!"

The dragon over his shoulder flew up from behind him and turned into a golden dragon. It let out a long roar at the fat woman and pounced directly on her.

The fat woman had a solemn expression, and she roared like a pig. Her whole body swelled up, bursting through her clothes, and she turned into a huge wild boar spirit, more than twenty meters tall, as tall as seven or eight floors!

It is obviously a female wild boar, but it has long fangs. It's really unique!

Xu Xian probably had never seen the pig demon's true form. When he saw this scene, he covered his chest, screamed, and lay down like a woman.

When Bai Suzhen saw this scene, she wanted to go forward to check, but Hong Guan pulled her back and said, "Brother Guan, I want to go check on Xu Xian."

As soon as he finished speaking, the pig demon lowered his head and collided with the golden dragon. With a "bang", the golden dragon let out a scream, and a violent explosion was heard, affecting the ground.

Big trees were uprooted and mud was surging. Bai Suzhen looked in the direction of Hong Guan's finger and found that after Xu Xian was affected, his body was not injured at all, but he was covered in mud and looked very embarrassed!

"Brother Guan?"

"Haha, let's not talk about whether Xu Xian is your benefactor or not, but he is a part of the Western Church's arrangement. How could he get into trouble so easily? Without you, this pig demon will come!"

After hearing this, Bai Suzhen was no longer in a hurry. She quietly watched the two people after the aftermath of the battle, and her expression became much calmer.

The rain clouds in the sky were dispersed, revealing the cunning moonlight. The golden dragon turned back into a tattoo and returned to Fahai's back. Fahai was attacked and blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.

When the pig demon saw the situation on the ground, he immediately yelled "Husband!" which made Hong Guan's head buzz. This guy was so ferocious. It was no longer a tank, but a tank aircraft carrier!

Fahai glanced at the pig demon with a complicated expression. He didn't bring the golden bowl to subdue demons today, and he didn't expect the pig demon to be so difficult to deal with.

"Pig demon, this mortal was affected because of us. I allow you to go and treat him first, but I will take you in sooner or later!"

The main one snorted, "I'm always here to accompany you. I'm not afraid of you!"

Hong Guan was speechless. If he said that this was not arranged by the Western religion, even a dog would not believe it. The pig demon was obviously not injured, and he could have taken advantage of the situation to pursue the enemy. Even if he could not kill Fahai, he could have seriously injured him.

But for Xu Xian, it ended inexplicably. It can't be called a bad ending, it's simply a bad ending!

With the purpose of watching the fun, Hong Guan decisively said, "Master, I still have some skills. Do you want us to work together? I'm sure you can deal with this pig monster!"

The fat woman who had just turned into a human form, her face changed when she heard Hong Guan's words, her fangs were immediately exposed, and pig hair grew on her face.

As Hong Guan expected, Fahai spoke up, "No need. Thank you for your kindness, fellow Taoist. This time I was not well prepared. Next time, I will definitely be able to subdue this monster. Her crime does not deserve death. She should be suppressed under Leifeng Pagoda for reform."

Hong Guan had a strange expression on his face, and he really wanted to ask Fahai, "You need to listen to what nonsense you are talking about." He had just seen that the blood and karma on the pig monster were almost as strong as flames.

"Okay, since the master has made the decision, I won't interfere. This pig demon is lucky, but I think this mortal has been frightened and his soul has left his body."

The pig demon grunted twice, then quickly fell down, holding Xu Xian's body like a toy, and with a jump, he flew away on the black cloud.

Hong Guan bowed to Fahai and said, "Master, now that this matter is over, I will take my leave now!"

"Okay, see you later."

Watching the three people leave, Fahai also went to Jinshan Temple, but he didn't notice that Hong Guan had come back and collected the pig hair that had been killed by the wild boar. These were all good things!

"Brother Guan, that Fahai seems a little strange. Does he have a demon in his heart?"

"What do you think? Fahai is the focus of the Western Church's arrangement. Isn't it normal for him to have inner demons? I just checked it out. If we kill that pig demon, we can almost get merit from heaven.

But what did Fahai say just now? He said that the pig demon's crime was not punishable by death, and that he should be suppressed under the Leifeng Pagoda for reform. This shows that although the Western religion cannot control him, the inner demon should have sealed his wisdom eyes. "

"Brother Guan, should we wait a little longer? I want to see if Xu Xian can survive."

Hearing Bai Suzhen's words, Hong Guan smiled slightly and said, "Xu Xian will definitely be alive. He still has a role to play. Otherwise, his body would have turned into mud. If you must see it to be relieved, we will stay in Hangzhou for a few days!"

"Okay, thank you Brother Guan."

Hong Guan smiled and said nothing. After all, his cultivation was not good enough, otherwise he would have wanted to get the crane and the Ganoderma lucidum from the Immortal of the South Pole!