Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life
Chapter 351 Be a Sigma Man
He used his unique technique to take out the dragon beard needle and remove the other hidden weapons. Zhao Wuji was in so much pain that he broke out in sweat. He felt better only after applying medicine.
At this time, Dai Mubai called Oscar over. Hearing that there was business, the bearded Oscar came over in a hurry and asked, "What business?"
Seeing the injuries on Zhao Wuji's body, he was a little confused, but he quickly recited the spell "I have a big sausage!" He recited it ten times in a row, and the three girls couldn't help but frown when they heard it.
When Oscar was about to make sausages for Xiao Wu to heal her wounds, Xiao Wu's hands were shaking leaving afterimages, and she stood up, jumping and skipping to show that she was fine.
Hong watched and laughed secretly. If he didn't eat now, he would have to eat when the training started. It would be the same when he formed a team in the future. It was really a waste of time.
Oscar, who was a little disappointed at this time, saw Ning Rongrong and his eyes widened. "Classmate, what is your name?"
Ning Rongrong looked at Oscar with a look of disgust. "Who are you? Do you know me well? How could you be my classmate at your age?"
Three consecutive questions made Oscar feel like he was hit hard. He covered his chest and took several steps back. However, his nature as a bootlicker made him adjust quickly and continue to lick!
Dai Mubai arranged rooms for several people, three girls in one room, and Hong Guan and Tang San in another room. However, Hong Guan had too many secrets, and being with Tang San would affect his mahjong playing, so he decisively used the Iron House that had not been used for a long time and built a villa for himself!
When other people saw this, they were filled with regret. They looked at the three-story villa built by Hong Guan and then at the wooden house they lived in. There was a world of difference between them!
"Brother Guan, your house is so big, why don't you give it to Xiao Wu and me? We have lived together for six years, and I don't want to be separated from you!"
Hong Guan looked disgusted and asked, "Guess why I built a house?"
Noticing Hong Guan's expression, Tang San felt hurt. "Brother Guan, this is too hurtful. This should also be a self-created spirit skill. Do you think I can learn it?"
Hong Guan rolled his eyes and said, "Xiao San, this soul skill requires unique talent. You can't learn it. The wooden house is not bad either. Take care of yourself!"
After saying that, he was about to enter the villa, but was stopped by Ning Rongrong on the spot. "Your name is Hong Guan, right? Name a price. I won't bargain. You build me an identical one."
Seeing Ning Rongrong holding her waist and looking up with a proud look on her face, Hong Guan smiled disdainfully, "One million gold soul coins, bring them here now, and I'll build it for you right away!"
Ning Rongrong puffed her cheeks and said, "After all, we are classmates. We just fought side by side. How can you be so cruel? You want one million. Why don't you just rob him?"
Hong Guan pretended to look down on her, "Why are you pretending to be so arrogant when you have no money? I thought she was a rich woman, but I didn't expect she was just a poseur!"
Oscar the dog stood up and said, "Hey, we are classmates, why are you talking like that!"
Hong Guan was already killing like crazy. "Tsk, you may be a bearded kid, but you are not Bin Laden. Stay away from me, or I will beat you so hard that your mother won't even recognize you!"
Oscar looked at the sandbag-sized fist. Although he didn't know who Bin Laden was, he still got scared, which made Ning Rongrong despise him even more!
Seeing that no one was stabbing anymore, Hong Guan opened the door and went into the house. With the sound of the door closing, everyone wailed and went back to their rooms!
Hong Guan came to the master bedroom, lay down on the bed, mattress, and bedding. Emma felt so happy that she finally didn't have to live with a group of people.
When it was time for dinner, Hong Guan made a bear paw of a big earth demon bear and ate it elegantly. He couldn't help but say to himself, "Elegance never goes out of style!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he felt something was wrong. He turned around and saw Tang San and Xiao Wu standing by the window, staring at him eagerly. This was so embarrassing!
Opening the window, Tang San said in an aggrieved tone, "Brother Guan, we came to invite you to dinner with good intentions, but you treated us like this. So, does love disappear?"
Xiao Wu nodded quickly and wiped her mouth, which made Hong Guan frown. This acting was too fake.
"It's fine if it's Tang San, but you're just an old rabbit, don't you like eating carrots? This is the bear paw of the Earth Demon Bear, can you get used to it?"
"Brother Guan, who are you looking down on? I am just a soft-bone rabbit spirit, not a real rabbit. Forget about one bear paw. Even if you give me another one, I can finish it all!"
There was no other choice, Hong Guan could only open the door and let the two people in. They looked at the big bear paw with a diameter of about two meters, sat down and started eating!
The three of them didn't care about the problem of the window being open, and troubles followed one after another. When they turned around, they saw Ning Rongrong and Oscar, and then Zhu Zhuqing and Dai Mubai came one after another!
Ning Rongrong swallowed her saliva and was about to show off, but she remembered today's embarrassment and said, "Hong Guan, one thousand gold soul coins, let me eat bear paws!"
Hong Guan rolled his eyes and a bad idea came to his mind. "Are you sure?"
Ning Rongrong waved her hand and said, "Of course, I have plenty of money!"
"Okay, give me the money first!"
Ning Rongrong nodded, took out a soul card worth one thousand gold coins and handed it to Hong Guan, then looked at him complacently!
Hong Guan smiled and reached out casually. With a "bang", a bear paw with still the hair still on appeared in front of Ning Rongrong, and the wound was still bleeding!
"Ah!" Seeing this bloody scene, he screamed.
"What are you yelling about? Didn't you want bear paws? Haven't I already given them to you? Look how fresh they are. Take them quickly and leave!"
"Ah! You bastard, I, Ning Rongrong, have never been insulted so greatly!"
Hong Guan pretended to look at her curiously and said, "How did I insult you? You said you wanted to eat bear paws, so I gave them to you. You didn't say you wanted to eat the ones on the table!
You are the eldest daughter of the Seven Treasures Glazed Tile Sect, how can you dine with us poor people!"
Xiao Wu was worried that there wouldn't be enough bear paws to eat, so she looked up at Ning Rongrong and nodded quickly, "Brother Guan is right!"
Ning Rongrong was so angry that she was about to explode. She stomped her feet and left. Hong Guan was still shouting behind her, "Hey, Miss, do you still want your bear paw?"
Ning Rongrong turned around and shouted “Ahhhhhhh, go to hell!”
Hong Guan chuckled and said, "You didn't want this, it's not that I won't give it to you. Bye!"
After dinner, he sent out Tang San and Xiao Wu who wanted to stay overnight, closed the door, lay on the big bed, and thought about how to get more benefits.
The biggest benefit is actually the Yin-Yang Eyes of Ice and Fire, but now I have obtained it. In the Elf Forest, the environment has not changed much, and the medicinal herbs grow well.
The only things left seemed to be the spirit rings. The easiest spirit rings to obtain were undoubtedly Da Ming of the Blue Sky Bull Python and Er Ming of the Titan Giant Ape.
The problem is that I am not their match yet. After all, they are soul beasts that are a hundred thousand years old. With my current means, I cannot break their defense at all!
Late at night, Hong Guan was practicing. Oscar was about to reach level 30, and Tang San was also about to reach level 40. It was time for him to break through to level 40.
The Nine Breaths Qi was absorbing energy without any special stimulation and could no longer be suppressed.
The next morning, everyone gathered in the simple playground. Hong Guan came out yawning and saw Zhao Wuji holding a large sausage in his hand and eating it slowly.
The bruises on his face were disappearing little by little. It seemed that Tang Hao came to see him yesterday. His son was not injured, but his daughter-in-law was vomiting blood, so of course she had to be beaten.
This father and son are also weird. One likes a grass, and the other likes old rabbits.
"You don't have classes today. The dean will be back tomorrow, so you can move around freely. This little fat boy is Ma Hongjun, his martial spirit is the Evil Fire Phoenix, and he is the last student. You two should get along well!"
After saying that, he ate the last sausage, rubbed his waist unconsciously, and left with a slight limp. Zhao Wuji was really pitiful!
Just as everyone was about to disperse, they heard Ning Rongrong's angry voice, "You little fat boy, why are you staring at me and drooling? Be careful or I'll dig your eyes out!"
Hong Guan tilted his head and saw Xiao Wu and Zhu Zhuqing were also frowning, and Ma Hongjun was wiping his saliva.
Even though I know that this kid's martial soul is the Evil Fire Phoenix, it's still a bit disgusting to see him like this. Isn't this just a pervert?
Tang San was equally unhappy. After all, Xiao Wu was his designated woman and their childhood sweetheart. If he could tolerate being looked at like this by a wretched little fat man, he would be a cuckold!
Hong Guan was not afraid of trouble and patted Tang San on the shoulder. "Xiao San, I don't know what you think. If someone looks at my woman like this, I will definitely castrate him!"
When Tang San heard this, he couldn't just not react, otherwise he would definitely be mocked by Hong Guan, so he immediately walked to Xiao Wu and said, "You little fat boy, I need to help you lose some weight!"
Ma Hongjun sneered, "Just you? Do you think I, Ma Hongjun, am easy to control? I have a good elder brother."
Dai Mubai, who was about to leave, turned around helplessly and said, "Fatty, this has nothing to do with me. I can't beat them. Good luck to you!"
Upon hearing this, Ma Hongjun immediately became anxious, "Boss Dai, you can't just ignore me. We've been to brothels together!"
When Zhu Zhuqing heard what Ma Hongjun said, he looked at Dai Mubai with contempt, which made his face darken. "Zhuqing, don't listen to what the fat guy said. I never go to a brothel!"
Hong Guan's voice rang out, "We didn't go to a brothel, we went to the Rose Hotel, and they have twins, so we are so lucky. It's clean and sanitary!"
Dai Mubai became even angrier, but he still couldn't beat Hong Guan. Even though he was so angry that he almost vomited blood, he had to endure it. Just as Zhu Zhuqing was about to leave, he hurriedly chased after her!
Ma Hongjun saw Dai Mubai leave, but he still didn't want to admit defeat. "Hey, you guys are not going to bully the minority with your numbers, right? According to the rules of the martial arts world, we have to fight alone!"
Tang San was so angry that he laughed. Even a Soul Saint was about to get hurt yesterday. Where did this fat guy get the courage? Actually, it was not Ma Hongjun's fault. It was Zhao Wuji who issued a gag order, so Dai Mubai did not tell Ma Hongjun.
It's just that Tang San is very powerful, and his Blue Silver Grass spirit is now level 29. Ma Hongjun is the Evil Fire Phoenix, a spirit that counters plants, so how could he be a coward!
"Okay, you said it, I'll help you lose weight today!"
As he spoke, a blue silver whip appeared and whipped towards Ma Hongjun. The fat man was fearless and activated his soul power, and two yellow soul rings appeared.
He first added the soul skill of Phoenix Rising to himself to increase the power of the flame, and then a flame spurted out, which happened to be the first soul skill, Phoenix Fire Line.
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