Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

The two were a little confused. They looked at Hong Guan and then at themselves. “Boil the water dry?”

Hong Guan shook his head. "It's too much trouble. As long as I'm more powerful than the water demon, that'll be fine!"

Before Lao Hei and Carter could react, Hong Guan opened his hands towards the water surface, and all the water sources converged towards Hong Guan, constantly compressing again and again.

Soon, a humanoid creature began to struggle in the water. It was the water demon.

Hong Guan compressed the water and the water demon was trapped in it. He felt like he was going to be crushed to death by the water. There was also demonic energy on the surface of the water and he couldn't break free at all.

The Earth Demon and the Wind Demon saw that something was wrong and had to show up to help.

The Wind Demon was attacked by a strong wind. Hong Guan pulled out the Fish Intestine and swung it with all his strength. A black wind, carrying countless wind blades, flew towards the Wind Demon.

As soon as the two gusts of wind came into contact, the Wind Demon was cut into pieces. He couldn't help but let out a scream and died instantly!

The Earth Demon was even worse off. The Juque Sword was unsheathed and under the squeeze of gravity, he was crushed into a ball before he could even escape!

Including the water demon who was crushed to death by the water, all three demons died miserably.

Even Johnny Blaze couldn't deal with these three so-called devils. In front of Hong Guan, they were not even elite monsters.

The Soul-Devouring Banner was unfurled, and three twisted souls, struggling continuously, were sucked in and turned into blanks.

The Blackhearted Demon walked out of the abandoned village and showed a look of fear when he saw Hong Guan.

"Hong Guan, I have not offended you. Your Magic Dragon Group and the Hellfire Club are still partners. Why did you attack me?"

"Partners, do you think you are worthy? I don't even take your father, Old Mo, seriously, so what do you think you are? Why am I targeting you? Don't you know what's going on? The Earth is my territory, and you come here to cause trouble. Who do you think you are!"

Seeing Hong Guan's disdainful expression, the Black Heart Demon couldn't help but bared his teeth and said, "So, there's nothing to talk about?"

"You can talk, but you must go back to hell right now and never come back to Earth again. I will give you a chance to live!"

"What if I don't agree?"

"Then I can only give you a ride. If I accidentally kill you with a hammer, I will have to send you off with my old age!"

"Too deceiving!"

"You are a devil!"

The air around the Black Heart Demon kept twisting, but he didn't take any action yet. He had seen Lao Mo and Hong Guan fight, and his current strength was just a gift to others!

"Give me the contract of Saint Vanganza. I will absorb the fallen souls and once my strength increases, I will immediately return to Hell. You will also be happy to see me fight Mephisto, right?"

Hong Guan smiled and said, "Look, if you had said it earlier, it would have been over. After all, we have some friendship. I don't want to do it."

As he spoke, he threw the Saint Vanganza Contract to the Blackheart Demon.

The Blackhearted Demon took the contract, smiled strangely, opened it, and chanted a spell.

"Boss, something's not right. The Blackheart Demon doesn't look like he's going back to Hell!"

"Don't worry! No one can fool me!"

Before he even finished speaking, the spell was finished and thousands of fallen souls flew out of the town, heading towards the Blackheart Demon.

At this moment, the black-hearted devil felt that he was fine again and laughed wildly.

"Hong Guan, you are indeed a strong man, but I am black-hearted, and I am not a waste that can be manipulated by others. These souls are the foundation of my strength. I will build a new hell in the world."

Carter Slay's face changed drastically, but Hong Guan had already expected this to happen. Anyone who believes the devil's words is a fool!

The Soul-Devouring Banner instantly wrapped up Black Heart, and all those souls rushed into the Soul-Devouring Banner, and Black Heart got nothing!

A black shadow flashed by, and Hong Guan had already arrived in front of Heixin, grabbing his head and saying, "What did you say just now? I didn't hear you clearly!"

"You're playing tricks on me!" The black-hearted demon looked at Hong Guan with gritted teeth!

"Otherwise, what can you devils say? Have you forgotten that I am also a dimensional lord? Is there anything wrong with me playing tricks on you?

"I don't know how to cast a spell, so what's wrong with me troubling you for a little while? As your uncle, aren't you willing to do such a small thing?"

The Black Heart Demon was about to explode with rage, but he could only control his heart when he felt the surging energy coming from the huge hand above his head.

"Uncle, what are you talking about? It's no problem for me to help you with a little thing. Am I going back to hell now?"

Hong Guan smiled happily, "You are so sensible. As your uncle, I am very pleased. I believe Lao Mo will be very happy too. Just help me bring some gifts back and give them to Lao Mo!"

The Black Heart Demon was confused and didn't understand what Hong Guan meant. He just felt a huge amount of energy entering his body and then quickly disappearing. It did not increase his strength at all.

"Hong Guan, what are you going to do?"

The Soul-Devouring Banner was retracted and struck Hong Guan like a black cloak.

"Nothing, you don't need to know. You can leave now. If you dare to come to Earth to cause trouble again, I will save you. Do you understand?"

"Understood, understood, we'll go right away, right away!"

Before he could finish his words, a portal appeared under his feet. The Blackheart Demon screamed and fell down.

When he looked up, the portal had been closed. Looking forward, he saw a huge throne. Mephisto's real body was sitting on the throne, looking at him with a dark face.

The huge aura on his body made the Black Heart Demon tremble. "Father, I failed. I didn't get the territory in the human world."

A big hand grabbed him and brought him in front of his eyes. "You loser, do you know how much I have lost because of you?"

Mephisto wanted to draw out the seven wolves to serve him, but black light suddenly appeared all over the body of the Blackheart Demon!

"You bastard, you still want to resist!"

The black-hearted demon panicked, "Father, it's not me!"

A bad premonition arose between the two of them, and the Blackheart Demon's body suddenly exploded, and huge amounts of energy raged in the regional space.

When everything calmed down, Darkheart and Mephisto's throne disappeared together.

Mephisto's body in the distance also had an arm broken off. He looked at the huge pit in front of him and roared to the sky again, "Hong Guan, sooner or later, I will cut you into pieces and let your soul wail for ten thousand years!"

Hong Guan, who had already returned to Beverly Hills to take a bath, suddenly sneezed twice and laughed, "This Mexican is so uncivilized! How can he curse at others?"

I gave you a gift with good intentions, and it would be fine if you didn't appreciate it, but you even scolded me. With my style, I'm sure people will call me a nuclear elite wherever I go!

The energy injected into the Blackheart Demon's body was none other than the energy of the Bomber Man. This skill had not been used for a long time, but it was still very reliable when used for sneak attacks.

"Annie, rub my back harder!"

Anne Hathaway behind him hummed and rubbed her body even harder with the two big bath balls.

Hong Guan hummed comfortably and closed his eyes to rest. In less than ten minutes, his urge to play cards came back and he started another game.

In the dead of night, Hong Guan suddenly opened his eyes from the big bed, took off his big white legs, and walked to the balcony.

After thinking about it for so long, I finally found out how to find those aliens.

The next day, the three of them set off for New Mexico.

In the movie, the alien was able to accurately find Jean Grey and detect the Phoenix power in her, which means they either have a sense or an instrument.

Although Hong Guan does not have the power of the phoenix, it is contained in the Zhuchen Pearl. As long as he takes out the Zhuchen Pearl, some of the power of the phoenix inside will be released, and that will be enough.

This was indeed the case. Just as Hong Guan took out the Zhuchen Pearl, the group of seven aliens stopped at the same time.

The leading woman smiled and said, "Finally found it."

The six people behind him nodded, got in the car, and left the city.

On the other side, they drove to the afternoon and the three of them stopped their car in the white desert in the center of White Sands National Park.

It was almost dark and there were not many people in the park. The three of them spread the gourmet tablecloth, prepared hot pot, and drank some tonic wine, and they ate and drank happily.

Carter Slay was the happiest. While eating, he complained about the miserable life in the cemetery. All the people in the village died, and he lost his salary. Later, the government gave him a grant, but the money was very little.

After listening to him complain for two hours, the base of the pot was changed twice, but he and Lao Hei were still not full.

The sound of cars was heard in the distance, and two large SUVs stopped not far from the three people.

Hong Guan was speechless. They finally came. A group of aliens, and they actually traveled by driving. It was really embarrassing!

After folding up the gourmet tablecloth, Carter Slay still felt a little unsatisfied, so he held the jar of tonic wine and took two more sips.

"Okay, let's get rid of them and continue later!"

At this time, the people in the car also got out. In addition to the woman in the lead, there were six other men. It was almost the same as in the movie.

"Hello, we lost something, and you must have found it. Can you return it to me?"

Seeing that it was already dark, Hong Guan smiled and said, "You said it was yours. Do you have any evidence? Or is there your name engraved on it? If you call it, will it respond?"

The woman in a windbreaker walked to the opposite side of Hong Guan and said, "Hand over the things, and you can live, otherwise you will die in pain and twisted death!"

Hong Guan looked at Lao Hei and Carter Slay on his left and right and said, "Wow, she threatened me, I'm so scared, are you afraid?"

The two couldn't help but roll their eyes, both lamenting Hong Guan's bad taste.

The woman suddenly raised her hand, stared at Hong Guan's belly, and twisted her five fingers.

As the woman moved, Hong Guan could feel that his internal organs were being squeezed and were about to shift.

Unfortunately, there was no other reaction after just a moment. Hong Guan couldn't help but sigh. He often seemed out of tune with them because he was too strong!

Guanyin: "Don't run away if you dare!"

"Touch her! Try to leave two of them alive, they can still be useful!"

Following Hong Guan's order, Lao Hei and Carter Slay, one appeared as a fallen angel, and the other turned into a Ghost Rider.

Compared to Old Black, it was Carter Slay who reacted faster. He pulled out the Magic Fire Revolver from his waist and emptied the magazine with a set of American Iai.

The six men behind the woman were all shot in the thigh and one of their legs was broken!

With a sharp scream from the woman, she punched Hong Guan. Judging from the sound of the wind, the force of this punch was no less than five tons. This alien was quite powerful.

It's a pity that the appearance is nice, but the body is too ugly, even worse than the Skrulls. It looks like a damn mummy!

Hong Guan didn't even try to dodge. A black sword light appeared and the woman's arm was cut off. The one who made the move was Lao Hei.