Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

He walked over and kicked Dr. Lizard's big foot. "Hey, old lizard, are you okay? Do you need me to find a psychiatrist?"

Dr. Lizard looked up "Are you their master? Who are you? My name is Connors!"

Hong Guan smiled and said, "Okay, Professor Connors, I know you worked for the Osborne Group before, but if you go out now, you will face hundreds of years in prison and become a test subject.

I can give you a chance and help you regain your human form. I will send you to Africa, where I have a laboratory where I am researching a universal medicine that can regenerate severed limbs and treat cancer and other diseases.

You will have top treatment there, and you won't have to worry about research funding. As for my name, Hong Guan, the Magic Dragon Group is mine!"

Professor Connors smiled bitterly, "Do I have any choice?"

"Of course, you can also choose to go to jail. I never force anyone."

"You are so kind." A mocking expression appeared on Connors' lizard face.

Jiaya came up and slapped him in the face, "How dare you talk to my master like that? He is our god, and I am talking to you out of respect!"

After the slap, Connors' head was buzzing and he saw stars. Who am I? Where am I?

"It's my fault. I agreed. I am willing to go to Africa."

"Good, you made the right decision!"

The evil energy entered Connors' body, refined the mutated cells, and then used them to grow all things. Not only did Connors become a human, he also looked a lot younger and his body became stronger.

Looking at his intact appearance and feeling the strength in his body, Connors stood up excitedly, "This is a miracle!"

Hong Guan smiled faintly, "It doesn't matter whether this is a miracle or not, but I think you should put on your clothes first. Your little bean is very cute, but we don't like to see it!"

This was really embarrassing. He caught the clothes that Hong Guan threw to him and put them on in a hurry.

A portal appeared, and at the other end was the interior of the African laboratory.

"Jia, tell Samuel Stern about Professor Connors' situation. With this deputy director, the research progress will be much faster."

"Yes, master!" Jiaya agreed, picked up Professor Connors and walked into the portal.

Before the portal closed, Professor Connors could be heard shouting, "Let me go, I can walk by myself, I also work for your master!"

After dealing with Professor Connors, Hong Guan came to Howard's laboratory. A huge mecha over fifty meters tall stood in the center of the laboratory. Howard was below, holding a blueprint and gesticulating. No one knew what he was doing!

"Howard, is this the iron armor you designed? Isn't it a bit too big?"

"Hahahaha, Hong Guan, don't you think this armor looks familiar? It's improved based on the Sentinel robot.

You can forge stronger materials. This armor will have powerful combat capabilities whether it is unmanned or controlled by me personally.

I want to see how the armor made by Tony, that little bastard, can fight against me!"

Hong Guan secretly laughed in his heart, thinking that Iron Man with his internal height enhancement pads would be easily killed in front of this mecha!

Even the Iron Overlord made by Obadiah is nothing compared to the Sentinel mecha!

“Take your time. Once all the parts are fixed, I can produce the parts one to one.

I came here to ask how the artificial intelligence is doing. Last time, our Dragon Group’s system was hacked by Tony. As a father, you are not very good!"

This is like talking about a man's kung fu. The three words "not very good" are like a sharp blade!

“Pochet, Tony doesn’t have this ability at all. My system cannot be hacked that easily. It must have taken Tony a long time to do it.

This is because the technical personnel you recruited are too rubbish and cannot use my system. It is a great shame.

You have all the code of Jarvis. It's too easy for me to develop an artificial intelligence. It's already been developed.

I also made an upgrade that is more powerful and logically more complete than Jarvis."

Hong Guan responded at the right time, "Wow, so awesome, so awesome, you are the best!"

Although he could tell that Hong Guan was trying to seduce him, he still raised his head proudly and said, "I'm not Tony, that playboy who wastes his time on women's bellies. I have dedicated my whole life to science."

"I see. I was thinking of restoring your abilities, but now that you've devoted your life to science, it seems that's no longer necessary!"

With a thud, Howard knelt down. If the soul could cry, he would have burst into tears.

"Adoptive father, you have given me a new life. You are my adoptive father. I, Howard, am willing to sacrifice my life for you. Give me a chance. I want to be a complete soul!"

Hong Guan laughed and threw three balls of demonic souls into Howard's body, making him feel full of energy. He let out a strange cry and went to find Maria.

A day later, Hong Guan and Howard, wearing a mask, returned to the headquarters of the Magic Dragon Group and asked him to bring technicians to install the artificial intelligence Pangu.

Starting today, the Magic Dragon Group also has its own artificial intelligence.

But without Hong Guan knowing, Howard called Tony.

"Is it Tony Stark?"

There was a gasp on the other end, "I am, who are you, and how do you know my number?"

"Tony, I'm your dad!"

"Fuck you, I'm your father, I'm your grandfather, get out of here!"

Listening to the busy tone on the phone, Howard looked regretful and said, "You bastard, one day, I will let you know that your dad is always your dad!"

It was the middle of 2008. Hong Guan woke up on the boat in Beverly Manor in Los Angeles. Anne was still sleeping. He went to the garden and basked in the sun.

The King of Sai held the teacup and placed it on the tea table next to Hong Guan, allowing Hong Guan to see the beautiful scenery.

"Brother Guan, do you think I have a chance to win the Oscar for Best Actress this time?"

Hong Guan smiled and said, "Of course, I have sent bullets to the pillows of all the judges. If they don't give me face, the bullets will explode in their heads next time."

The Emperor couldn't help but twitch his mouth. This is really hardcore PR. As we all know, in Bald Eagle, everything can be PR, but sending bullets for PR is the first time.

"The method is not important, the result is the most important. If you don't like it, I can take the bullet back. How about that?"

"Brother Guan, you really love to joke around, but is there no problem in offending those old squids like this?"

"Old squid?" Hong Guan smiled nonchalantly. "If they cause me problems, I will turn them into grilled squids!"

The Magic Dragon Group now has a market value of hundreds of billions, and its reserve funds are also sufficient. Among the upper echelons, its reputation is notorious, but no one dares to offend it.

The King of Sai smiled and took the initiative to invite Hong Guan to play mahjong, garden mahjong, a brand new way of playing, which was very good.

When she fell asleep, Hong Guan picked up his phone and found a missed call.

"Yuriko, what's going on?"

"Master, Tony is leaving for Las Vegas. Should we prepare in advance?"

Finally, this day has come. Hong Guan couldn't help but curl up the corners of his mouth. He couldn't wait to see Tony's miserable appearance.

"Okay, let Dragon Capital be ready to short Stark Industries at any time, and do it in a covert manner."

"Okay, Master. I'll contact Emma right away."

"By the way, let's communicate with the game company. The game that we asked them to develop, Run Fast, can be launched now."

"Master, will this involve infringement?"

Hong Guan curled his lips and said, "What the hell is this infringement? The protagonist of this game is a Korean, his last name is Shit, and his name is Da Ke. What does he have to do with Tony Stark?

They just look a bit similar. Ask Tony the Big Shit, would he dare to agree?

Also, has Twitter already completed the acquisition? "

The Death Girl was speechless. The boss was as shameless as ever. Even if the whole world knew that you were scolding Tony, he would still pretend to be confused.

"Master, the acquisition has been completed. It's just a small company. We left 20% of the shares to the company's founder, and the rest is ours!"

"Very good, notify Twitter and prepare to promote it vigorously. Ask the entertainment company to contact the celebrities who have cooperated with our company and have them join Twitter. Do you understand?"

"Okay, I'll make arrangements right away."

"Well, keep me informed if there is any news!"

After hanging up the phone, Hong Guan changed into a custom-made suit from the Magic Dragon Group, left two beauty pills, opened a portal, and went directly to Las Vegas.

Tony was about to be blown to death, how could I not see him off?

When I arrived at the largest D-night venue in Las Vegas, I saw Tony the Big Shit at first sight. This bastard is always so high-profile.

There were several beautiful women around him, playing blackjack.

"What a coincidence, Tony. Are you happy to see Uncle Hong?"

The people around looked over curiously, and those who knew Hong Guan nodded politely to him.

"I don't want to see you, but since you're here, do you want to play a few rounds?"

Hong Guan smiled and said, "Tony, to be honest, I don't want to play, because to me, it's just a money grab, there's no challenge."

Tony raised an eyebrow "Don't you want to play, or don't you dare to play?"

"Haha, your provocation worked. Five hundred million chips, one hand for one hundred million, until you lose everything. Do you dare to play?"

In an instant, Tony regretted his decision. Stark Industries had many shareholders, not just his.

But Hong Guan is not like that. Eighty percent of the shares of the Magic Dragon Group belong to him.

Five hundred million was a bit of a blow to Tony. Later, he was no longer short of money, mainly because he completed the absolute control of Stark Industries, and also had the Ark Reactor and Iron Man Armor, which made the stock price rise to more than 100 billion.

It’s all his fault for being so mean. Now he’s in a dilemma. If he doesn’t agree, he’ll lose face, so he has no choice but to nod.

"Okay, let's do as you say, but I'll choose what to play!"

Hong Guan waved his hand indifferently, "Of course, I never argue with children!"

Tony's face darkened, but he still agreed. He called him a kid, the 500 million was his, and no one could stop him.