Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

A flash is optional. It would be best if it exists, but it wouldn’t be a pity if it doesn’t exist.

Returning to the Dragon Hotel, I checked the progress of shorting Stark Industries. There is not much profit left, but I can still continue to make money.

I picked up the phone and called Emma. "Dear Emma, ​​how is the preparation of the game "Running Shit" going at the game company?"

Emma snorted coldly, "Boss, it's been online for ten days, and the game data is average. It's far from the Sheep, Angry Birds, and Minecraft you planned before."

"Haha, don't worry, my great CEO. I haven't done anything yet. How's Twitter doing?"

"There are celebrities who have worked with us before, and I have arranged for people to invite many sports stars. The current data is very good, with more than 10 million daily active users."

"That's good. I'll register an account later. Remember to verify it for me, and then let those celebrities follow up! And Twitter Farm and Ranch, let them go online in the mini-game as well.

All of our company's mini-games are available through a single interface on Twitter. Let me know when you're done! "

"Okay, big boss, you've given me all the work, shouldn't you give me some rewards?"

"Of course, with a set of customized equipment, even if you are stabbed by an RPG bear, there won't be any problems. Isn't it perfect?"

"Fuck you!"

"Haha, Emma, ​​I have something else to do, so I'll hang up first!"

After hanging up the phone, Hong Guan turned on his computer and registered a Twitter account. Ten minutes later, he passed the authentication and became the chairman of the Magic Dragon Group. Below was an introduction to the branch company.

Hong Guan nodded with satisfaction. Emma's secretariat has more than a hundred people, all of whom are black widows with administrative capabilities. Their execution ability is really good.

By the afternoon, the game port was connected, and Hong Guan posted his first tweet.

"Tony Stark, my dear nephew, I haven't heard from you for a few days, and as your uncle, I am very worried.

I hope you are still alive, because the place where you had the accident is mostly desert, and if you are buried in the sand, there won’t even be grass on your grave!"

This message was accompanied by a picture. Hong Guan was standing at the window, holding a large mosquito coil in his mouth. He was wearing a custom-made suit and a Richard Miller watch worth one million dollars on his wrist. He was looking out the window with a deep expression.

Twitter quickly followed suit and gave a big push to Hong Guan’s tweet. For a while, anyone who opened Twitter could see the news.

Those who have cooperated with the Magic Dragon Group, as well as those celebrities and people who want to curry favor with the Magic Dragon Group, all liked it.

In their eyes, Tony was most likely dead, but Hong Guan was a living legend, so he certainly knew what to do.

Obadiah and Pepper both saw this tweet. Obadiah, who was originally depressed, could not help but laugh, while Pepper felt uncomfortable and seemed to be very angry.

Less than half an hour later, Hong Guan sent another tweet, “Missing the days of Tony, will you be caught by the KB elements? I heard that they are all perverted. They will not force you to lock men, men on top of men, men on both sides, and let you advance and retreat with two men!

Fortunately, I found an interesting little game on Twitter, "Run Fast, Shit Big", which can ease my longing for Tony. I hope you can run fast too."

There was also a link below on how to enter the game, and I nodded in satisfaction. There would be no problem now.

Little Lajiao was so angry that she vomited blood. She immediately registered a Twitter account and posted a tweet: "People cannot be so shameless as to profit from the blood of others!"

Seeing this message specifically @ him, Hong Guan laughed and asked Twitter to push Xiao La Jiao's message up as well, causing the popularity to skyrocket.

The next day, the Death Girl took over the explosive list, and with comprehensive marketing, Hong Guan’s Twitter, and the support of many people, the number of active users on Twitter directly exceeded 20 million.

Moreover, the number of online players of the mini-game also doubled, which was a great success.

Obadiah was also laughing happily, and even played the big shit run several times. Every time he saw Tony being killed in various ways, he couldn't help laughing.

"Master, the game company has received a lawyer's letter!"

"Oh? From Stark Industries' Legal Department?"

"No, it was Tony's secretary Pepper Potts who personally said that we violated Tony Stark's portrait rights."

Hong Guan chuckled, "It seems that Tony is not very popular. The company's legal department won't do anything. Post the lawyer's letter on Twitter and let the Korean shit come out to clarify.

In this way, the heat can be even higher. This little pepper is giving us money!"

Looking at Hong Guan's smiling face, the Death Girl was speechless. She packed up her things, contacted Emma's secretary, and notified Twitter.

Lying on the lounge chair on the balcony and basking in the sun, Hong Guan showed a satisfied smile. As a little Karami in his previous life, he never thought that there would be a day when he could control public opinion.

Our Tony is still working as a blacksmith in the cave, sweating profusely, and his sub-health condition is getting worse.

Hong Guan seriously suspected that his grandson had become more restrained after returning, and a big reason for this was because he was really weak.

Just two months later, Twitter has become one of the most popular software in the world, with more than 500 million registered users and daily active users stabilizing at around 50 million.

The gaming company also reaped a large amount of traffic and made a fortune. The game Minecraft became a phenomenon.

At this time, Hong Guan was standing in the cave, watching Ethan, helping Tony put on Mark I, and preparing to fight his way out.

The people from the Ten Commandments Gang were confused for three months, but they finally discovered the problem and wanted to rush in with their men.

Using the traps he had set up, he knocked down several members of the Ten Rings Gang. Ethan picked up the AK and ran out screaming.

Seeing that Ethan had been shot several times and was no longer able to hold on, Hong Guan took action. A ball of green light bounced into Ethan's body, and a portal appeared under his feet, sending Ethan to the brink of hell.

Ethan is also a high-end talent. It would be a pity if he died like this or was left to Tony. It is better for me to use him.

After charging the corpse of a member of the Ten Commandments, there was a loud bang and a landslide occurred in the cave. There was blood and flesh everywhere, and it looked like Ethan was completely dead.

Tony was completely crazy. As soon as the program was loaded, he controlled Mark I to rush out.

It's just that time is short and conditions are limited. The Mark I is very simple and has no weapons. Only a flamethrower. After killing some people from the Ten Rings, Tony could only flee in embarrassment.

After Tony left, Hong Guan waved his hand and used his bomber skill to detonate a missile not far away. All the members of the Ten Rings Gang were killed, but the design drawings were left in the cave.

With a scream, the Mark I suffered a mechanical failure and Tony fell from the air.

If Tony wasn't the protagonist, this fall would have been fatal. There are no shock-absorbing measures inside the Mark I.

Mark I was broken into pieces. Tony climbed out of it and as soon as he looked up, he saw a pair of big feet.

Looking up, Hong Guan was holding a cup of Coke, drinking it with a slurp. He was also holding a plastic bag in his hand, and it smelled like a cheeseburger.

Tony rolled over, his throat moving. "Did you let those KB members kidnap me?"

"Haha, do you think I'd be that boring? I want to kidnap you, do I need them?"

"Okay, the cheeseburger in your hand?"

Hong Guan gave a sly smile and said, "Yes, it is indeed a cheeseburger. Do you want to eat it?"

Tony pouted, "Will you give it to me?"

"Of course, it's just a small price to pay. One million Tolos shouldn't be expensive for you!"

This price made Tony's chest hurt again. "Why don't you just go and rob it!"

"How can robbery be as fast as this? It's just one million. To you, it's just a drop in the bucket. You can't afford it, right?"

"Give it to me, and when I get back to Bald Eagle, the money will be transferred to your account!"

Hong Guan smiled and said, "Thank you for the tip, nephew. Keep the hamburger and Coke. Drink the Coke as soon as possible. There's ice in it!"

Looking at the bag in front of him, Tony forced himself to get up, took a sip of Coke and a bite of hamburger, eating them with such relish, and walked slowly forward under the scorching sun.

He was about to die of the sun, and he turned back to look at Hong Guan helplessly, "Why are you still following me? Aren't you hot?"

Hong Guan held a DV in his hand, smiling, "I'm helping you record your life. Since you don't like it, I'm leaving now!"

Tony raised his hand, but ultimately did not ask Hong Guan to stay. He watched Hong Guan soar into the sky with envy in his eyes. It would be great to be able to fly!

In fact, Hong Guan did not leave. He watched from the sky as Tony was picked up by Rhodes and his men. He recorded everything and sent it to Emma through the portal.

After Emma got the video, she immediately asked several unknown accounts to release it on Twitter. In less than ten minutes, the video of Tony being rescued exploded in clicks.

For a while, Stark Industries' stocks were all in the green, and those who had not sold their stocks could not help but cry for joy.

But they never imagined that the one who benefited the most was the Magic Dragon Group. They made money on both ends by buying high and selling low. This is what a capitalist is!

Obadiah was the only one who felt sad to see Tony being rescued. He knew very well that once Tony returned to Bald Eagle, it would be impossible for him to get Stark Industries.

The next day, when Tony returned to Washington DC and held a press conference, the Dragon Group began to sell stocks again, but the stock price only fell slightly and then rose again.

When Tony came to the press conference and announced that he would close the weapons division of Stark Industries, all shareholders wailed and the stock price plummeted.

Hong Guan sat on the Diaoyutai, holding the phone, chatting with Emma, ​​"Hong Guan, how did you know that Tony Stark would close the weapons department?"

“Of course I have my own channels. Just follow me and don’t worry. There will be many opportunities to make money.

You can prepare to purchase Stark Industries' shares. I really want to know what Tony's expression will be when he finds out that the Dragon Group is the major shareholder of Stark Industries."

This is Hong Guan’s plan, he wants to make money and he won’t stop even if it means disgusting people!