Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

The White-haired Witch and the Queen Mother floated in the air, emitting a powerful aura. The people below were all silent.

Gwen and Peter wanted to say something about how killing was wrong, but when they thought about the fact that they were both gods, they didn't know what to say.

"If you mortals don't repent, God will punish you!"

As soon as the words fell, the two rushed into the sky, looking for an opportunity to return to the Dragon Hotel and enter the Jungle Manor.

Ruiwen held Hong Guan's hand and said, "Brother Guan, it was so exciting to watch Lian Nishang and the Queen Mother acting just now. When do you think I can play a god?"

Hong Guan scratched his head awkwardly, "It's not impossible, but it can't be your original appearance. After all, I don't know any god with blue skin!"

After hearing this, Riven was speechless and wanted to find a small stick to draw circles on the ground.

Ross returned to the military base and waited for two hours. Seeing Betty bring Bruce Banner back, he finally felt better. He didn't feel too bad. But when he thought of the destroyed streets and buildings, he felt a toothache again.

Who would have thought that Bronsky, after suddenly being injected with so much of Banner's blood, not only became an Abomination, but he was also such a powerful fighter.

The next day, Hong Guan brought Raven back to the small town in New Mexico. They were drinking coffee in a small shop when Jane Foster, three others, and Sif and four others came over and asked, "Where is Thor?"

Hong Guan looked at the two women with a playful expression, "I didn't expect you two to get together. It seems that Asgard can still take concubines!"

Sif looked alert. "What do you mean?"

"Isn't it obvious?" Hong Guan showed a funny look, "You are Thor's childhood sweetheart, and this Jane Foster is his lover. You are rivals in love!

But I am more optimistic about her. There is an old saying in our flower-growing family: green plums cannot beat plums that fall from the sky!"

Hong Guan's words made Sif, who was originally standing next to Jane Foster, distance herself from her. The already unstable alliance had already begun to show cracks!

But Sif didn't forget the important thing. "Stop talking nonsense. Where is Thor?"

"If you want to see Thor, then just follow our agreement and defeat Raven. In order to give you hope, I have prepared other people, you can choose any one!"

Sif nodded and brought the others to the desert again. Hong Guan clapped his hands, and the two blue and white snakes, Tamamonomae, Mina, Lengba, the Queen Mother, the White-haired Witch, Selina and Psylocke all came out.

As for the other women, they lacked fighting power and practical experience. After all, they were asked to practice just to make them immortal.

"These are all my women. You can choose any one you like. As long as the four of you can beat one of them, I will let you see Thor. How about that?"

"Okay, I hope you don't regret it!"

Jane Foster led two people to retreat, and Sif and the other three took up fighting stances. A "boom" sound was heard in the desert.

In less than ten minutes, the green light fell, and the four people lying on the ground recovered from their injuries and stood up, and another person took over the battle.

There was a constant "boom boom" sound. If Coulson hadn't asked the agents to block off the area, the people who were watching the fun would have gathered around long ago.

Three hours later, the four were in despair. How the hell was this going to work? There was no way to win!

"We admit defeat. Can you let us see Thor? Once we see him, we will go back to Asgard!"

Hong Guan smiled as he slowly spread the tablecloth for the food and took out some tonic wine. "Since you are so sincere, I will satisfy your request. I want to eat now. Do you want to join me? It's just the old rules!"

Just as Sif was about to refuse, Volstagg sat down. Hogun and Fandral followed suit. The smell of wine made them unable to resist, so they sat down too.

Jane in the distance was confused. What was going on? Didn't they agree to find Thor? They had fought so fiercely just now, and now they were sitting down to eat and drink?

A gust of wind blew by, bringing with it the scent, and her stomach growled, making her face turn red.

Daisy beside her patted her shoulder and said, "Jane, if we go over there, can we get some food? It smells so good!"

"You're so big, why don't you go over and ask?"

Daisy puffed out her chest, making Jane feel even more inferior. "I'll go if I want!"

Not long after, Jian and the other two also sat down. In order to establish a good relationship with Eric, Hong Guan even took out a twenty-year-old tonic wine and poured it for the three of them!

After eating and drinking, Hong Guan put away the gourmet tablecloth, and with a snap of his fingers, Thor appeared with a book in his hand.

His hair was messy and he had big dark circles under his eyes, but he had gained a lot of weight, and was somewhat like the later fat man Thor.

"Thor, are you okay?"

Thor, who was originally immersed in the ocean of knowledge, slowly raised his head with an excited expression, "Sif, it's you, are you here to save me?"

Sif pulled Thor behind her and said, "Thor, did they kidnap you and torture you?"

Hong Guan narrowed his eyes and looked at Thor with a meaningful expression. Thor immediately became timid and said, "Well, it's not really kidnapping. They just asked me to read and memorize military books. That's all.

There are still many people who fight with me. I tell you, my fighting skills have improved a lot now. If we fight, you will definitely not be my opponent!"

"Now you see?" Hong Guan spread his hands. "I really am cooperating with Odin. Everything is just training. Now you can go back without any worries!"

Sif and the other three looked helpless. It would be miserable if they went back. They would probably go to jail. After all, they injured so many guards before they got out!

When Thor heard this, his expression suddenly became abstract. "Ah? You won't take me with you?"

"This is the will of the God King. He must have his own intentions. Thor, you should stay here and study hard!"

Hong Guan laughed, "Don't worry, you will be able to meet in a year at most. I have some tonic wine here, do you want some? You drink 40 kilograms per meal, so 40 kilograms can be exchanged for 1 kilogram of Uru metal!"

Just as Volstagg was about to agree, he was covered his mouth by Fandral and Hogun. They had no stock left. Did they have to go back and pay their debts?

You know, usually their weapons and armor only use a small amount of Uru metal, and it is only used in large quantities when making the king's weapons.

The two dragged Volstagg back, and Sif followed. As the Rainbow Bridge fell, the four disappeared, leaving a strange mark where they were.

After Sif left, Thor showed a dog-licking smile and walked up to Jane. "How are you doing recently?"

Jane looked puzzled. "I've been looking for you, but you didn't tell me that you actually had a fiancée."

"Uh!" Thor's expression froze. "That was the intention of my father and mother. I have always treated Sif as a good brother!"

Hong Guan shook his head after hearing this. This bastard is really a fool!

He patted Thor's shoulder and said, "Okay, Your Highness, Prince of Love, you should go back and memorize your lessons!"

"No!" Thor just yelled and was taken back to the Jungle Manor.

Hong Guan looked at the two snakes, Qing and Bai, and said, "Go back and tell the sisters that if Thor and the others have memorized all the military books, then let them write a review of each book, a review of 10,000 words per book, in Chinese.

If they can’t write, or if their writing is not profound enough, I’ll beat them up and ask them to rewrite until it’s profound enough.”

The girls laughed and said, "Okay, leave it to us, don't worry!"

As the women disappeared, Jane Foster felt lost. Although Thor was fine, she hadn't had a chance to say a few words to him!

Jane Foster had a resentful expression as she watched Hong Guan and Riven fly away. They were gods after all, they must be in good health!

Hong Guan returned to the Dragon Hotel and asked about the progress. He shorted Stark Industries and Hammer Industries. Together with the industries of those oligarchs, he earned more than 10 billion. This money was so easy to make.

You said Stark Industries, isn't it a major shareholder? It is still a major shareholder now, but what does this have to do with short selling? Isn't short selling also for money?

After handing the work over to Pepper, Tony plunged into the laboratory. The problem of palladium poisoning had been solved by the relic given by Lu Dan.

But he felt that the two gods were too powerful. If they turned against him, it would be difficult for everyone to stop them. He could only rely on himself, which required even more powerful steel armor!

After spending two comfortable days with Riven, Hong Guan gave Riven a small spaceship so that she could take her bored sisters to explore those anti-Earths as if they were traveling.

He himself came to the palace on the edge of hell. "Ronan, is there any news about Thanos in the universe? And the Cosmic Spirit Orb, has anyone contacted you?"

“Master, there is no news from the Cosmic Spirit Ball at the moment. I posted a bounty in the universe, but no one contacted me.

As for Thanos, there is news. He is leading a fleet with the Chitauri as the vanguard, and the Obsidian Five leading the Black Order and Vanguard as the rear, and is slaughtering the universe.

This madman always kills half of the planet's population, and now he is notorious!"

Hong Guandian nodded. This was expected. The only thing he didn't know was whether he was doing this to please the goddess of death or for the balance of the universe, that kind of ridiculous reason.

"Very good, let our people pay more attention to Thanos's movements and just watch from afar. If you find that his five Black Order generals have left the fleet or come to Earth, notify me at any time!"

"Good Master, I will obey your will."

Ronan went out to make arrangements. Hong Guan came to Howard's territory and looked at the newly appeared mecha and couldn't help nodding.

This bastard is worthy of being Tony's father. He has broad ideas and has integrated the alien technology very well into the mecha.

But this guy really likes to plagiarize. The mecha has become streamlined and no longer looks like Gundam. Instead, it is 90% similar to the appearance of Unit-01 in Neon Genesis Evangelion!

"Howard, you are not really addicted to plagiarism, are you? This mecha looks familiar to you, doesn't it?"

"Hahaha!" Howard scratched his head in embarrassment. "You can't blame me for this. You bastard Jiaobenji has almost finished drawing the mecha's appearance. What can I do?

If there must be an explanation, it can only be that any similarities are purely coincidental!"

Hong Guan gave a thumbs up and said, if you want to talk about shamelessness, you have to look at your Stark family!