Siheyuan: I'm not happy, don't even think about having a good life

In the blink of an eye, half a year has passed and Hydra has completely disappeared. Even if they are not dead yet, they dare not show up.

During the past six months, Hong Guan had a very comfortable time, with Wanda, Big Ivan and Shan Shan playing cards with him, as well as the girls from the Jungle Manor.

The commander-in-chief of the Bald Eagle was dealt a hand again, and Du Nima became a high-risk position. Comrade Chuan Jianguo became the commander-in-chief as he wished.

Together with other countries, it launched comprehensive cooperation with flower growers. For a time, all kinds of low-priced goods flooded into the Bald Eagle, which greatly improved Trump's reputation.

What followed was the closure of factories in various countries, a surge in unemployment, and trade unions began to organize strikes and marches.

Hong Guan picked up the phone and called Emma. He had only one idea: to tell those union people to shut up, otherwise he would make their entire family rich.

Don't think that these people are really doing this for the workers. In fact, they are doing this for themselves, and the profits in between are extremely high.

Many people in power in today's countries were pushed to power by the Magic Dragon Group. If someone does not give them face, let the Magic Dragon Group's Judgment Force give them a decent show.

"Master, Tony the Shit is here and wants to see you!"

"Haha, if he wants to see me, just come and see me. Do you think this is a motel or a Victoria's Secret model? Tell him to come back in the afternoon. I don't have time now!"

The Death Woman smiled and said, "Okay, I'll reply to him right away!"

In the afternoon, Hong Guan was enjoying a good time on the balcony. The artificial sun had been experimented three times. Although it still exploded, the duration was getting longer and longer. Hong Guan's attributes, except for his mental power, had all exceeded ten thousand.

There was the sound of a door opening and footsteps behind me. I stood up and looked into the room. Behind Death were Tony, Captain Butt, and Peggy Carter.

"Wow, Agent Carter, we haven't seen each other for a long time. Why are you here today?"

Peggy Carter gave a professional fake smile and said, "Of course I wouldn't come here for no reason. I'm afraid that the two of them can't handle it, so I, a retired old lady, can only come along."

"Haha, Peggy, you are still so humorous. Tony, shouldn't you say something to me?"

"Hong, Uncle Hong, after our investigation, we found that the Mind Scepter that was previously hijacked by Hydra disappeared in Sokovia. That base was breached by a mysterious person, and those people are suspected to be your mutant team."

Hong Guan smiled and lit a large mosquito coil. "Oh? That's a coincidence. Back then, there was a group of idiots who attacked Sokovia and were killed by us. What do you want to say?"

"The Mind Scepter is in your hand?"

"Yes, this is my trophy, what's the problem?"

Tony was about to swear, but he held it back.

"Uncle Hong, the Mind Scepter belongs to S.H.I.E.L.D. and has been handed over to the Avengers for safekeeping."

"So? Then you should keep it safe. How could it be kidnapped?"

"That's because Pierce and Baron Stark colluded with each other and the Mind Scepter was stolen. Now you should return the Mind Scepter to us!"

He took a big puff of mosquito coil and exhaled a puff of smoke. "Are you teaching me how to do things?"

"You!" Tony was furious, but was stopped by Peggy Carter. "Hong Guan, although we are not allies, we are definitely not enemies. The Mind Scepter belongs to S.H.I.E.L.D., and it is only natural for us to take it back, isn't it?"

"No, no, no!" Hong Guan shook his finger. "You can't say that. The Mind Scepter is a trophy. It was brought here by aliens and then seized by you. Is that right?"

"That's right!"

"It was later snatched away by Hydra's men and became their trophy, but you have never found it. This means that it no longer belongs to you!"

"You're just making excuses!" Tony snorted coldly and spoke unhappily.

"You Bald Eagles always think that all the good things in the world belong to you. How ridiculous! Are you worthy of playing this bandit logic with me?"

Peggy Carter smiled and said, "Hong Guan, you are willing to meet us, it shouldn't be to teach Tony a lesson, I am from John Bull, not Bald Eagle!"

"Haha!" Hong Guan looked at Carter with disdain. "You, John Bull and Bald Eagle, are all in the same boat. Go to your museums and the homes of those collectors and see that all of them are stolen things.

You guys didn't even let go of the mummies, and you even ground them into powder and drank it. It's disgusting just thinking about it. Have you ever drunk it?"

Even an old agent like Carter couldn't stand it. "What do you want? Are you willing to hand over the Mind Scepter to us?"

Hong Guan spread his hands and said, "Look, this is great. This is capitalism, so let's be practical and talk to me rationally. This is really funny.

I can give you the Mind Scepter, but it is only a loan. After you use it, you can keep the Scepter, but you have to return the Mind Stone to me. Is that okay?"

"You are robbing!" Tony couldn't help but speak

"Tsk!" Hong Guan said with disdain, "If I were robbing you, I would have punched you to death. Why are you complaining to me? Who gave you the courage? Are you mentally ill?

Lend it to me or not, just give me a straight answer, otherwise get out of here right away, you've made me mad, so I can turn you into a woman and see if Little Pepper is willing to have a lesbian relationship with you!"

The captain who had been silent the whole time finally spoke up, "We'll lend it to you, but it may take a while before we can give it to you!"

Hong Guan laughed and said, "No problem. I'm not in a hurry. No one dares to default on my debt."

As he spoke, Hong Guan took out a bronze glove, removed the Mind Gem from it, casually embedded it on the scepter, and placed it in front of the three people.

Tony looked at the three gems on the glove, his eyes shining, "Uncle Hong, are those three also Infinity Gems?"

"Yes, a space gem, the Cosmic Cube, you should know its function.

One is a reality gem. If you don't behave, I will use it to turn you into a woman.

The last one is the Power Stone, which can destroy a planet with one strike, isn't that awesome! "

The three of them couldn't help swallowing their saliva. "Uncle Hong, can you lend us these three gems as well?"

Hong Guan rolled his eyes and said, "You are dreaming. I tell you, even if you get the Reality Gem, you can't deal with me. You can't afford the price.

Take the Mind Scepter and get out of here! I need to bask in the sun and don’t have time to play with you bullshit!”

The three of them looked at each other, took out a special suitcase, put the Mind Scepter in it, and left the room.

Hong Guan came to the balcony and watched the three people get into the car and leave. A SHIELD convoy escorted them.

Why lend them the Mind Stone? Of course it’s for Ultron. The Earth is too peaceful, not too boring.

At this time in the universe, Thanos, relying on his own powerful combat power and the Soul Stone, has once again possessed a small fleet, constantly creating killings and plundering resources in the universe.

Don’t think that someone is stupid just because he is big. As the Eternal Titan, Thanos is also very intelligent.

Ultron had not appeared yet, and when the nine planets were aligned, Hong Guan deliberately took out the Reality Stone to let Malekith feel it, and brought all the dark elves to kill the earth.

As for Hong Guan, he put the aura of the Reality Gem on a piece of armor, put it in a box, and buried it under Tony's villa.

The result is predictable. Malekith led the remaining fleet of the Dark Elves all the way from Europe to New York, wreaking havoc while confronting the Avengers. It was a fierce battle.

Four Hulks surrounded two cursed warriors, while Tony's Iron Legion and the military dealt with Malekith's spaceship.

Captain, Carter, Hawkeye and Mockingbird were beaten by Malekith.

Hong Guan was riding a cloud in the sky to watch the show, with the White-haired Witch and the Queen Mother beside him. The three of them were eating melon seeds and popcorn together. It was a very joyful scene.

"Brother Guan, when do we take action?"

"Don't be in a hurry. Let's make the destruction bigger first. Otherwise, how can the appearance of you two gods be shocking enough?"

As soon as he finished speaking, black light burst out from all over Malekith's warship. In one round of attack, all the fighter planes were shot down, and a large number of black hole missiles were dropped, destroying more than half of the armored forces on the ground!

"Okay, now it's your turn, do it well." He raised his hand and threw Gan Jiang and Moye to the White-haired Witch, and the three-pointed, double-edged sword to the Queen Mother.

The two women nodded, shouted delicately, and descended from the sky. The Queen Mother turned on the light effect to the maximum, holding a three-pointed, two-edged sword, her whole body wrapped in holy light. With a dive, the three-pointed, two-edged sword became bigger, and it destroyed a spaceship!

The White-haired Witch was equally unwilling to be outdone. She crossed her swords and slashed with a blue and red cross, instantly disintegrating Malekith's flagship.

The Queen Mother rushed towards Malekith, flapped her six wings, and the holy light turned into arrows, bombarding Malekith.

When the smoke and dust cleared, Malekith knelt on one knee and said, "How is it possible that angels can come to the mortal world at will?"

On the other side, all the Dark Elves' spaceships had been destroyed by the White-haired Witch, and the Dark Elves' last resources had also been lost by Hong Guan.

"You sinner, God will punish you!"

When Malekith saw that the spaceship was destroyed, he was furious. He took out the last crystal and inserted it into his chest. His body continued to grow bigger and he became a cursed warrior.

With one punch, Captain Hot Butt was knocked flying, and a dent was left on his shield.

Malekith’s attack power is now no weaker than Thanos!

The other three would have been hammered to death on the spot if they hadn’t dodged quickly!

The four Hulks who had just dealt with the cursed warriors looked at Malekith, roared, and rushed forward.

As a result, Malekith punched each of them, and only Hulk could withstand it by sinking his feet into the ground. The other three were all knocked away.

Haokan took a look at the two female Hulks, roared, grew bigger, rushed towards Malekith, and fought with him.

In other words, Hulk was beaten unilaterally. After all, Malekith is the king of the dark elves and his fighting skills are still very high.

Hong Guan was watching with great interest in the sky. No wonder the dark elves were able to kill Frigga after entering Asgard. With such fighting power, if Odin had not trained his body, he would have been unable to withstand it, after all, his body was not in good condition.

Damn it, am I at a disadvantage? If I lead them to Asgard, can I get more money? This deal is a huge loss. I’m just watching the fun!