Siheyuan: Silly Pillar is Kind

Jia Zhang smiled sinisterly and said, "That's even better! Your master wants to review the civilized courtyard house. Didn't he just say that it should be harmonious... or something? If Sha Zhu doesn't lend it to you, it will be disharmonious. When the time comes, you'll have your master's support. We'll drive Sha Zhu out of the courtyard house, and the house will be yours by right!"

Jia Dongxu admired Jia Zhangshi: "Mom! This is a really great idea. Now it depends on whether you, Shazhu, will lend it to me or not!"

Jia Dongxu said: "Mom, this apprenticeship gift is something you have to pay before you become my apprentice! Only after we become my apprentice can Yi Zhonghai help us, so you have to pay for it first!"

This time, Jia Zhangshi couldn't get around this problem...

Jia Dongxu rolled his eyes and suddenly said, "Mom, why did we go to all that trouble to borrow money from Sha Zhu? Why don't we just say that He Daqing borrowed money from us before he left, and the money he left for Sha Zhu was to pay us back, right?"

Jia Zhang was stunned for a few seconds, then patted her fat thigh and said, "Dongxu, Mom always said you were smart since you were young. That's right, let's do it! I think Shazhu, this man who will not have any offspring, should just take out the money obediently. When your master gives the order, the money will be all ours!"

Jia Dongxu said, "Mom, we have to do this in full. What if Sha Zhu refuses to admit it? Otherwise, you can find some relatives and we can put pressure on Sha Zhu together. Then we won't be afraid of Sha Zhu making a mistake!"

Jia Zhang said, "Yes, yes, yes! We need to find a witness! No, two!"

Jia Dongxu said unhappily: "Mom, then we have to share it with others, right?"

Jia Zhang said, "Dongxu, we can divide the money, but we must eat Shazhu to death and make it a real thing. Otherwise, Shazhu will bite us again."

Jia Dongxu nodded: "Mom, I'll listen to you!"

"It's true, son. The house and the money will be yours then. If Sha Zhu dares to resist, I will break his arms and legs! I will contact a few households in the yard tomorrow to see who is willing, and then I will go back to the countryside to find someone! All of Sha Zhu's things must be brought here..." A sinister expression appeared on Jia Zhang's face!

Jia Dongxu also showed a longing look. It seems that I can’t kill you, He Yuzhu, this time!

"Then, Mom, how about we choose that day to become my apprentice? Yi Zhonghai will definitely call everyone in the courtyard to watch me become his apprentice. Then we can take down Sha Zhu in one fell swoop!" Jia Dongxu said viciously.

"it is good!"

Jia Zhang's face showed a sinister expression: "Yes, I will contact the people in the courtyard tomorrow to see who can help, and then I will go back to the countryside to find someone. This time I must deal with Sha Zhu completely."

Jia Dongxu yawned and said, "Go to sleep, Mom!"

"sleep!"

......

Sha Zhu came into the house and also admired Yi Zhonghai's leadership ability. The other two uncles were basically just cheering Yi Zhonghai on.

But before she could sigh for long, Yu Shui asked coquettishly: "Brother, continue to tell me stories!"

Sha Zhu's face froze...

"Hey!"

Yu Shui asked curiously, "Why are you sighing, brother?"

Sha Zhu said quickly: "No, I'll continue to tell you!" Sha Zhu suddenly had an idea: "Yu Shui, how about I wash your clothes? Your clothes are all dirty! How about I wash your clothes?"

Yu Shui said happily, "Okay, okay! Brother, while I wash my clothes, I will tell my story, okay? Haha, Yu Shui is so happy!"

Sha Zhu's face froze. What the hell, has this kid become a spirit?

Sha Zhu asked: "How about I tell you a story about a brave soldier?"

Yu Shui replied coquettishly: "Okay!"

Sha Zhu cleared his throat and began to speak: "There is a Baiyangdian in the Jizhong Plain. In Baiyangdian there is a small water village called Guibuling! There is a smart kid named Zhang Ga, he..."

Rain suddenly rushed in and said, “No name is as nice as Rain, hahaha…hahaha…hahaha…”

Sha Zhu, however, became serious and said to Yu Shui: "Don't disrespect the hero!"

Yu Shui said fearfully, "Okay! Brother."

Sha Zhu hugged Yu Shui's head and said, "Well, we should always be grateful. Do you know that our stable life now is not easy to come by?"

"I got it, brother!" Yu Shui said coquettishly.

Sha Zhu continued to tell the story: "He loves the Eighth Route Army, and the Eighth Route Army uncles also like him very much and often tell him heroic stories..."

Yu Shui interrupted again, "Brother, tell me some heroic stories. I want to hear heroic stories, too!"

Sha Zhu helplessly told another heroic story: "Then let me tell you about General Yang Jingyu's anti-Japanese war! In the far northeast, there is a mysterious and dense forest, where lives a general named Yang Jingyu. He is not an ordinary general, but a brave and fearless anti-Japanese hero. Because he wears a green military uniform, like a tree in the forest, he is also called the general in the forest..."

As time slowly passed, Yu Shui soon closed her eyes. Sha Zhu carried Yu Shui to the bed and covered her with a quilt.

Then, while it was dark and there was no one in the yard, I quickly reached under the bed and washed my underwear!

At this time, Sha Zhu took advantage of the quietness of the night to sort out today's events. It seemed as if Yan Jiefang's voice reappeared in his ears!

"Zhu Zi! You have to be careful of Yi Zhonghai's family!"...

"Yes! I am like Tang Monk's flesh now. Who wouldn't want to take a bite? I am not as good as Tang Monk's three disciples, even as the White Dragon Horse..." Sha Zhu was talking to himself. When he said this, he suddenly felt like he had forgotten something. What was it?

Shit! I think I have a system, and a technique! I forgot something so important! Damn...

Sha Zhu quickly called the system to check, the first step is to practice the Death-Removing Skill, let me see where it is!

System deduction effect: 'The first step is to practice the Death-Removing Skill. Effect 1: You can continuously replenish your life span, and the maximum life span you can get is increased by 10%! Effect 2: Your appearance will change!'

System deduction location: 'Now go to the iron tortoise shell in Lu Yuan's hand at No. 95 Nanluoguxiang.'

Luyuan? Is this...the old lady’s house?

Shazhu has always felt that the old lady was no ordinary person, and this time it was confirmed!

"No wonder the old lady not only lived to such an old age, but also had good eyesight and hearing, and even her complexion was better than that of a young man like me. It turns out that the problem lies here!" Sha Zhu murmured!

Being with the old lady is like being with me. This system is simply giving me benefits! Sha Zhu thought happily!

I was thinking happily at first, but then I sighed. No wonder I always heard people say that those who are not of my race must have different hearts!

"It seems like I need to find a backer or something!"

"Oh! If Yu Shui asks me to tell a story tomorrow, I will tell her about the monkey. But I hope she won't make a big fuss in my heavenly palace..." Sha Zhu fell asleep in a daze!