Siheyuan: Silly Pillar is Kind

A: (sits down carelessly and pats the table hard) Boss, serve the wine and food! (Then turns to look at B opposite) Hey, brother, we have to have a good drink today. B: (nods with a smile) Of course, this day must have wine to be interesting. The wine and food are served soon, and the two of them pick up their glasses. A takes a big sip first, then wipes his mouth. A: (smacks his lips) Oh, this wine is really strong! B: (laughs) That's right, we two brothers have to drink to our heart's content today. A: (eyes a little red) You say, the War to Resist U.S. Aggression and Aid Korea has started, isn't it a bit bad for us to drink here? B: (shakes his head quickly) What are you talking about! We are drinking here to celebrate the peaceful days, right? The soldiers are fighting on the front line, that is their mission, and we are living a good life in the rear, which is also a contribution to the country. A: (thinking) Well, it seems to make some sense. B: (suddenly his eyes light up) Hey, I thought of something fun. A: (curiously coming closer) What's fun? B: If those American soldiers drank like us, would they be so drunk that they couldn't even hold their guns? A: (laughing) Haha, of course, they might even fight with bottles of wine in their arms! B: (laughing) Right, right, right, and then they were captured by our volunteers in an instant. A: (laughing so hard that tears were about to come out) Oh my, we have such a rich imagination. B: (shaking his head proudly) That's right, when we were drinking, our brains worked so fast. A: (picking up the wine glass and taking another sip) But to be honest, our volunteers are really amazing. B: (with a look of admiration) Yes, they were able to fight the Americans under such difficult conditions and win the battle. They are really heroes! A: (Nodding) I heard that those soldiers were very brave, charging into battle without fear. B: (Clenching his fist) Our country has such soldiers, which is a blessing for us ordinary people. A: (With a look of emotion) Yes, we must cherish our current life. B: (Pick up the wine glass again) Come on, let's drink a glass for our heroic soldiers! A: (Clinking glasses) Cheers! After drinking for a while, A was a little tipsy. A: (Shaking his head) Do you think we can do it if we go to war? B: (Tilting his head and thinking) We? I think it's hard. A: (Unconvinced) Hum, why not? We have some strength. B: (Laughing) Haha, you should save your strength for moving wine jars. A: (Laughing) Haha, that's right, we are still free to drink here. B: (Suddenly his expression became serious) But to be honest, we must support the front line. A: (Nodding quickly) That's a must. We can't do much, but we can't fall behind. B: (Pours another glass of wine) Yes, let's drink well and live well, which can also be regarded as a contribution to the country. A: (Picks up the glass) Well, come on, keep drinking! B: (Clink glasses) Drink!

The two continued to drink and chat. A: (eyes half-closed) You said, when the war is over, those volunteer soldiers come back, we have to treat them to a good drink. B: (nodding) Of course, they are great heroes, we have to treat them well. A: (laughing) Then we will book this pub and let them drink as much as they want. B: (imagining the scene) Haha, it must be very lively. A: (burping) Maybe they can tell us about what happened on the battlefield. B: (interested) Yes, yes, I am very curious. A: (picking up the glass and taking another sip) Oh, I really hope this war will end soon. B: (sighing) Yes, if it ends soon, everyone can live a stable life. A: (suddenly slapped the table) We can't just drink, we have to do something for them. B: (looking at him in confusion) What can we do? A: (Thinking about it) How about we donate something to them? B: (Eyes light up) That's a good idea, we can donate some food and clothes. A: (Nodding in agreement) Yeah, let's do it. B: (Raising the glass) Come on, let's drink a glass to our idea. A: (Clinking glasses) Cheers! At this time, there was a commotion outside the pub. A: (Looking out curiously) What's going on? B: (Shrugging) I don't know, let's continue drinking. A: (Turning back) Yeah, never mind, let's drink. The two drank for a while and were a little drunk. A: (Tongue is a little big) I feel like I can go to the battlefield to fight now. B: (Laughing and joking) Don't make a fuss, I can't even stand steadily. A: (Standing up unsteadily) I'll try. As he said that, he made a posture of charging, but almost fell down. B: (Quickly holding him up) Haha, sit down quickly. A: (Still unconvinced after sitting down) Humph, I will definitely be able to do it after I sober up. B: (Shaking his head helplessly) Okay, okay, you can do it. A: (Pick up the glass again) Come on, drink one last glass. B: (Also pick up the glass) Okay, one last glass. After the two clinked their glasses, they drank it all in one gulp, then lay down on the table and snored soon after.

Life is like a comedy full of surprises and accidents, with moments that make people laugh everywhere. I remember one time when I went shopping with my friends in a mall, we were discussing whether a piece of clothing was good-looking or not, and suddenly friend A said loudly: "Wow, this dress looks like my grandma's flowered cotton jacket!" As a result, an old lady next to us turned around and said seriously: "This is what I'm wearing!" We were instantly petrified, and then we couldn't help laughing, and the old lady was also amused by us. Another time at home, I was preparing to make a sandwich. I prepared bread, ham, and lettuce, and was about to show off my skills. As a result, I got excited and poured the whole bottle of salad dressing on the bread, and the bread was instantly submerged. The scene was simply unbearable to watch, and I couldn't help laughing. Funny things also happen when you take the bus. Once a young man got on the bus and was looking for a seat. Suddenly he saw an empty seat and rushed over excitedly. As a result, he didn't notice that there was a puddle of water on the seat, so he sat down, and then stood up with a look of astonishment on his face. A large area of ​​his pants was wet, and everyone in the car laughed. It's no exception when you go to work. One morning, colleague B rushed to the company. When he got to his seat, he found that he was wearing two different shoes, one black and the other brown. He thought it was so funny, and we laughed so hard that our stomachs hurt.

Xiao Li has been looking for a job recently. On this day, he received an interview notice from a large company and was very excited. On the day of the interview, he got up early and dressed up carefully, wearing his most decent suit. When he arrived at the company, he found that there were quite a few people who came for the interview. Finally, it was Xiao Li's turn. He took a deep breath and walked into the interview room. The interviewers looked at him seriously. Interviewer A: "Please briefly introduce yourself first." Xiao Li was about to speak when his stomach suddenly gurgled, so loud that the whole room could hear it. His face turned red all of a sudden, and the interviewers also tried to hold back their laughter. Xiao Li said awkwardly: "Sorry, I may have had a stomachache this morning." Interviewer B tried to hold back his laughter and said: "It's okay, continue." Xiao Li calmed down and began to introduce himself. As he was talking, he suddenly felt an itch in his nose. He tried to hold it back, not wanting to make a fool of himself at this critical moment, but the more he held it back, the more uncomfortable he felt. Finally, he couldn't help it anymore. With a "choo", a loud sneeze came out, and his saliva sprayed on the face of the interviewer opposite. The interviewers were all stunned. Xiao Li quickly apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it." Interviewer C said helplessly: "Go and deal with it first." Xiao Li quickly ran out to find a tissue to wipe his face. When he came back, he found that the atmosphere in the interview room was very strange. It turned out that when he went out just now, a mouse fell from the ceiling and landed on the interviewers' desks, scaring them. Xiao Li couldn't help laughing when he saw this scene, and the interviewers also smiled bitterly at each other. In the end, Xiao Li didn't know whether he had passed the interview or not, but this interview would definitely make him unforgettable.

He Yuzhu, everyone calls him Shazhu, is the chef of the factory cafeteria. He is honest and kind, but has a bit of a bad temper. Qin Huairu is a widow who lives alone with her three children and her mother-in-law. Life is very difficult. One day, Shazhu walked home with his lunch box after get off work and hummed a little tune. When he passed by Qin Huairu's house, Qin Huairu was standing at the door with a sad face. "Sister Qin, what's wrong?" Shazhu asked with concern. Qin Huairu sighed and said, "The children are hungry again, and there is no rice at home." Shazhu immediately handed her the lunch box and said, "Give it to the children." Qin Huairu looked at him gratefully, "Zhu'er, thank you." Days passed like this, and Shazhu always helped Qin Huairu's family from time to time. Qin Huairu gradually developed different feelings for Shazhu. However, there was also Xu Damao in the courtyard. This man was selfish and always opposed Shazhu. When he saw that Shazhu and Qin Huairu were close, he spread rumors everywhere, saying that the two of them were unclear. Qin Huairu's mother-in-law was not happy when she found out. She thought that Qin Huairu's reputation would be ruined, so she began to stop Qin Huairu from associating with Sha Zhu. Sha Zhu felt aggrieved. He was clearly trying to help with good intentions, but was misunderstood like this. But he couldn't let go of Qin Huairu's family. One day, a young and beautiful girl named Yu Haitang came to the factory, and Xu Damao immediately became interested in pursuing her. But Yu Haitang had a good impression of Sha Zhu. Xu Damao was furious and became even more aggressive against Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu was busy in the kitchen, the spatula flying in the wok, accompanied by the sound of oil splashing, and dishes with good color, aroma and taste came out of the wok one after another. He was a person who loved cooking, and whenever he was immersed in the world of cooking, he could always forget all his worries. Today, he prepared a specialty dish - braised pork, which was fragrant and mouth-watering.

Just when he was concentrating on cooking, the doorbell suddenly rang, breaking the silence in the kitchen. Sha Zhu put down the spatula in his hand, wiped the grease on his hands, and walked quickly to the door. He was a little confused, who would come to visit at this time?

When Sha Zhu opened the door, he was surprised to find that it was Yu Haitang standing outside. She was holding two movie tickets and had an expectant smile on her face. "Sha Zhu, I have two movie tickets here. Are you interested in going to see the movie together?" Sha Zhu was delighted. He had always wanted to find an opportunity to improve his relationship with Yu Haitang, and this was a perfect opportunity. He agreed without hesitation.

The two agreed to meet in the evening, and Sha Zhu returned to the kitchen and continued to cook happily. He knew that this was not just a movie date, but also a good opportunity for him to show his feelings to Yu Haitang. He decided to do better, not only in cooking, but also in the upcoming date.

As night fell, Sha Zhu and Yu Haitang met at the entrance of the cinema. Yu Haitang was wearing a light blue dress, fresh and refined, while Sha Zhu was wearing casual clothes, simple and generous. They walked into the cinema together and found their seats. The movie was a romantic comedy, and the relaxed and cheerful atmosphere made both of them feel very relaxed.

However, they didn't know that Xu Damao was also in the same cinema. Xu Damao was a narrow-minded man, and seeing the intimacy between Sha Zhu and Yu Haitang, his heart was filled with jealousy. He decided to do something to ruin their date, make Sha Zhu look bad, and make Yu Haitang disappointed in him.

After the movie, Sha Zhu and Yu Haitang walked hand in hand on the way home. The moonlight shone on them, creating a romantic atmosphere. They talked about the plot of the movie and laughed constantly. However, at this moment, a few gangsters appeared. They had bad intentions towards Haitang and started to make moves.

Sha Zhu immediately stood in front of Yu Haitang and shouted at the hooligans. His eyes were firm and his voice was loud, showing the attitude of a protector. The hooligans were shocked by Sha Zhu's courage, but they did not retreat immediately. At this time, Xu Damao appeared. He pretended to help Sha Zhu, but in fact he was secretly doing bad things, making Sha Zhu's situation even more dangerous.

Sha Zhu and Yu Haitang were surrounded by gangsters, and the situation was critical. Sha Zhu protected Yu Haitang while dealing with the gangsters. He knew that he could not let Yu Haitang get hurt. At this moment, Qin Huairu happened to pass by. She saw this scene and a surge of courage surged in her heart. Despite her mother-in-law's objection, she rushed forward and fought with the gangsters.

The situation changed when Qin Huairu joined the group. Her bravery and strength threatened the gangsters, and they began to retreat. In the end, with the joint efforts of Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu, the gangsters were driven away. After the incident, the relationship between Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu deepened. Xu Damao's conspiracy was also known to everyone, and his image in the courtyard became even more unbearable.

Sha Zhu and Yu Haitang returned home safely. Although they had experienced a storm, their relationship became even deeper. Sha Zhu was grateful for Qin Huairu's bravery and cherished his relationship with Yu Haitang even more. However, Xu Damao's conspiracy was exposed, causing his image in the courtyard to plummet. People began to distance themselves from him, and his loneliness and regret became his greatest punishment.

This story tells us that courage and sincerity are the most important qualities in interpersonal relationships. Sha Zhu's brave protection and Qin Huairu's selfless help have earned them respect and trust in the crisis. Xu Damao's jealousy and conspiracy will only make him lose friends and respect in the end. In the journey of life, we should learn to cherish the people around us and face every challenge with sincerity and courage.