Siheyuan: Silly Pillar is Kind

Sha Zhu and the other man returned to the kitchen and started chatting again.

Sha Zhu thought for a moment and asked, "All the money I have here is only enough to buy your secret book. Can you give me a discount? You can't leave me without food."

Squad leader Wang Xu made a cross with his hands and said, "No, we've agreed on the price. If it's not good, I'll refund it to you, but as for the rest, don't ask for it!"

Sha Zhu's eyes turned and he said, "Captain Wang, in all these years as a chef, have you ever seen any food that is easy to make?"

Squad leader Wang Xu thought for a moment and said, "There are so many options! For example, octopus balls! Or tofu pudding! There are plenty of them!"

Sha Zhu came closer and said, "Then squad leader Wang, can you teach me?"

"No problem! Old rules?" Squad leader Wang Xu asked with a smile.

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Sha Zhu suddenly asked: "Well, can we get off work now?"

Squad leader Wang Xu didn't react and answered casually: "Sure!"

"Goodbye!" Sha Zhu said and turned away.

On the way back, Sha Zhu was still mumbling, "This is a 250 yuan purchase. Does he really think he is a 250 yuan buyer?" This old man Wang is really...

I have to talk to the uncles when I get back and tell them not to call me by nicknames in the factory. If Old Wang finds out, he will laugh at me every day!

When they arrived at Nanluoguxiang, Shazhu saw Yan Jiefang strolling there wrapped in a coat!

Sha Zhu asked: "What are you doing here?"

Yan Jiefang replied: "It's so frustrating! I didn't sell any of them!"

"No! We don't sell it expensively!" Sha Zhu was a little puzzled!

"Yeah! No one even asked about the price! I'm wondering too!"

Seeing Yan Jiefang like this, Sha Zhu had no idea what to do, so he could only say helplessly: "Alright! Let's think about what happened later, and go back first, you damn Leng Hantian!"

Yan Jiefang thought of the tricycle he had been dreaming about and asked, "Are you going to buy the tricycle?"

Sha Zhu said helplessly: "Wait a minute, if I buy it, I won't be able to eat!"

"Hey!"

Sha Zhu and the other went home separately, first heated up the stove, and were thinking about how to make money!

"Fuck! Kung Fu! I really deserve to die!"

Sha Zhu hurried to the backyard again.

"Grandma? Grandma?"

The deaf old lady said unhappily, "He's still alive! Where are you calling his soul?"

Sha Zhu also felt that he was a little excited: "Hehe, no, I remember when you were a child you had a tortoise shell-like thing! Let me play with it again! Hehe..."

The deaf old lady looked at Sha Zhu meaningfully.

"It's in the cupboard, get it yourself!"

Sha Zhu asked doubtfully: "Grandma, why don't you ask me why I want this thing?"

The deaf old lady said, "Everyone has their own destiny. When you didn't want it when you were young, it proved that you didn't have this opportunity. Now that you want it, it means that the opportunity has come. Why am I asking so many questions, old lady?"

Sha Zhu said solemnly: "Thank you grandma!"

The deaf old lady said: "It's okay, after I die, you just need to smash the pot and carry the banner for me!"

Sha Zhu said, "Don't worry, grandma. Whether you have this thing or not, I will smash the pot and carry the banner to send you to the west! Even if the Buddha doesn't want you, I will go up and give him a slap in the face!"

The deaf old lady yelled angrily: "Silly Zhu! Don't be disrespectful to the gods and Buddhas. If you dare to be so presumptuous again, I will break your legs!"

Sha Zhu quickly said, "Okay, okay, don't be angry! I was wrong!"

The deaf old lady saw that Shazhu admitted his mistake, then she relaxed her body and lay down again!

The deaf old lady narrowed her eyes and said, "Now sincerely apologize to the gods and Buddhas. If you do it again, don't say that I slapped you in the face!"

Sha Zhu nodded quickly: "Okay, okay, old lady, I'll go back first!"

"Wait a minute, I'll make something delicious for you, old lady!"

"I know, grandma!"

When I got home, I immediately looked at the turtle shell! After looking at it for a long time, it was just an ordinary turtle shell! Why is the system called Iron Turtle? Did I take the wrong one?

Sha Zhu picked up the kitchen knife again and knocked it! Hmm! It was the sound of iron colliding! That's right.

This thing looks like an ordinary turtle shell. Shazhu put his hand in again and found that there were indeed words inside. I don’t know how people in the past put them there!

He could only helplessly confirm each word with his hands, and was so angry at Sha Zhu's quick temper that he almost got angry.

This is when Yu Shui saw that her brother didn't come to pick her up for a long time, so she ran back home on her own! Seeing this, the lady hurried to catch up, fearing that Yu Shui would fall!

Yu Shui pushed the door open and saw her silly brother fiddling with something. She angrily asked, "He Yuzhu! Why didn't you come to pick me up when you came back?"

A lady also followed in at this time: "Zhu Zi, Yu Shui is getting anxious when he sees you haven't come for a while!"

"It's okay, Auntie, you've worked hard!" He lowered his head and said, "Yushui, it's my brother's fault. He got something interesting and lost his mind all of a sudden!"

Tears quickly welled up in Yu Shui's eyes and she looked at He Yuzhu with grievance!

Seeing this, Sha Zhu immediately hugged Yu Shui and comforted her, "I'm sorry, Yu Shui, it was my fault this time. I won't do it again next time. I'll take you to buy some delicious food, okay?"

"Oh no! Bad brother!" Yu Shui's tears also fell. This scene made the old lady heartbroken!

I also feel a little resentful towards my old man. It would have been a good idea if I had chosen Shazhu and Yu Shui. Now I could hold Yu Shui in my arms.

The old lady saw Sha Zhu tossing and turning and knew that I was wrong and would not do it again next time. She could no longer bear it, so she walked over and hugged Yu Shui in her arms!

The lady said softly, "Yushui, do you want to continue to learn how to embroider with me? How about embroidering a small head flower for our pretty little Yushui?"

Yu Shui's attention was drawn elsewhere, and she finally stopped crying and said, "Huh? Then I want a red one!"

Sha Zhu wiped the sweat from his head as he watched this scene. He was so anxious in the middle of winter that he broke out in a cold sweat.

Sha Zhu said: "Thank you, Auntie, it's a relief that you're here!"

"It's okay, you're just a kid, you need to be coaxed!" The lady looked at Yu Shui again and said, "Can we let our brother cook for you? What do you want to eat, Yu Shui?"

Yu Shui thought for a moment and said, "Well...I want to eat egg cake!"

Sha Zhu nodded and agreed quickly: "No problem! I'll make it right away. Auntie, you don't have to cook today. You can call Uncle to eat at my place tonight!"

The lady said, "No need. No one has much food. Silly Zhu, you should give Yu Shui some good food! Look how thin he has become!"

Sha Zhu looked at the sarcastic lady and thought to himself: "It's over. When I liked her before, I called her Zhuzi, but now I don't like her anymore and call her Sha Zhu..."