Siheyuan: Silly Pillar is Kind

"Stop chasing me, you idiot!" Xu Damao ran in front, panting.

When Sha Zhu heard this, he chased after him even faster: "How dare you scold me! Grandson, I'll let you taste the power of my iron fist!"

Soon the two of them ran around the front and back yards.

Xu Damao ran back to Sha Zhu's house panting and shouting, "My idea can make money! It can make money!"

When Yan Jiefang heard this, he stood up and stopped Sha Zhu: "Sha Zhu, let Damao finish speaking first, it won't be too late to fight later!"

Liu Guangqi also stopped Sha Zhu and said, "Let him finish talking first! It won't be too late to kill him later!"

Xu Damao was dumbfounded: "You two have no conscience..."

Yan Jiefang said leisurely: "If you don't say I'm stupid again!"

Sha Zhu cursed: "You guys all deserve to die..."

Xu Damao sorted out his thoughts and said, "Actually, this problem is easy to solve! Let's first talk about the problem of not being able to sell. Why don't we just ask why these people don't come to buy it?"

Shazhu and the others looked at each other in bewilderment...

"so easy!"

"Yeah, why not just ask?"

"Da Mao, I'll treat you to a drink!"

Xu Damao said quickly: "Hey, hey, hey! This is what Sha Zhu said, we all heard it, this time we have to make Sha Zhu bleed!"

Yan Jiefang urged, “Tell me quickly, what are we going to do with these things at the back!”

"I've been going to the countryside with my dad recently! I've discovered that there are a lot of things in the countryside now. Take milk for example! There are no cows in the countryside but there are sheep. Can't we use goat milk?"

Yan Jiefang said doubtfully: "But goat milk is quite scarce in the city!"

Xu Damao sneered: "You are talking about the city. Who doesn't raise chickens, ducks, geese and dogs in the countryside? Which village doesn't raise horses and cattle? Why don't you go to the countryside when you have nothing to do?"

Yan Jiefang replied: "The road is so far, and I don't have any relatives in the countryside, so why would I go there?"

Xu Damao said, "That's right! Don't everyone think so? Another most striking example is Jia Zhangshi. Isn't she claiming to be a city dweller? Last time when the relatives from Jiajia Village came, she didn't let them stay? There are also those who have to travel far and hard, and those who are not envious of their relatives! How many people really have close contacts with the countryside?"

Sha Zhu and others looked at Xu Damao in surprise.

Sha Zhu said, "Sha Mao! Did you run into evil spirits in the countryside? I heard there are a lot of wandering ghosts in the countryside!"

Liu Guangqi said, "I think so! This is probably a ghost possessing him. I heard that drinking gold juice can drive away evil spirits. Should we try it?"

Yan Jiefang asked in confusion: "What is gold juice?"

Xu Damao roared at this time: "You die..."

Unfortunately, Xu Damao couldn't resist and was pressed down on the chair.

Sha Zhu said with a wicked smile: "Keep talking! If you don't tell me, I'll give you some golden juice. I also want to see if drinking golden juice can drive away evil spirits."

Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief, as he was mad at these people.

Xu Damao said, "What I mean is that no matter whether it is milk or soybeans, what we need in the end is oil! Right?" Seeing several people nodding, Xu Damao continued, "We will contact a rural area and buy soybean oil, milk and other items produced by them. Think about it..."

Shazhu fell into deep thought...Why does he feel a bit like a capitalist?

"This can be done! Do it!" said Yan Jiefang.

Liu Guangqi also thought about it and said, "This can be done!"

Everyone looked at Sha Zhu, who thought for a moment and said, "Da Mao? We must make sure to contact you about everything! Our lives and fortunes depend on you!"

Xu Damao said unconcernedly, "Do you know how big the price difference is between the countryside and the city? Take a fish for example. If there is a river in the countryside, you can basically buy a fish weighing two or three pounds for a few cents. Mushrooms can also be bought for two cents per basket! If we get these in the city, how much profit do you think we will make? Can we still lose money by doing this? Then we are even worse than pigs!"

Yan Jiefang said: "Da Mao, your idea is indeed good, but how can we ensure the quality of these things? If the things are broken, we will have to pay for it!"

Xu Damao looked at Yan Jiefang as if he were a fool: "Why do you need to worry about this? Those farmers are more worried than you that their goods are not good enough! Even if we accept them, can't we just send them back later? Even if they cheat and refuse to admit it, can't we just not accept their goods in the future?"

Liu Guangqi nodded and said, "That's a good idea! This way we can make sure we break even no matter what we do!"

Sha Zhu asked: "Then how do we set the price? There is a price difference between good and bad items! If we set the same price, we will only charge for the bad ones!"

Xu Damao scratched his head and said, "I really don't know how to solve this..."

Yan Jiefang said: "Oh! Why would you just wait around when there is no problem? I tell you, just do it!"

Xu Damao and the other two looked at Yan Jiefang as if he were a fool.

Yan Jiefang said anxiously, "Hey! Just tell me if what I said makes sense?"

Liu Guangqi reminded, "Wait, we still need to consider one issue, that is transportation. The distance from the countryside to the city is not short. How can we ensure that these things will not be damaged or deteriorated during transportation?"

Sha Zhu thought for a while and said, "If not, we can just process it in the countryside and ship it to the city as finished products!"

Liu Guangqi said: "It's impossible. If you hand over the technology, you will be at a loss when the time comes!"

Xu Damao said with a sinister look: "Whoever dares to steal it will have his arm broken!"

Sha Zhu looked at Xu Damao with disdain: "You are so weak and yet you still act so arrogantly? You don't even know where I will bury you! I have decided on this matter today! Jiefang is right! Do it first, the more you talk about other things, the more trouble you will have! Do you want to join in?"

Yan Jiefang said: "I have no money, I just make money as an errand boy!"

Liu Guangqi hesitated for a long time: "Zhu Zi, I won't get involved in this matter! My new boyfriend needs to have some money! I'll just run errands like Jiefang!"

Xu Damao curled his lips and said, "You can bring up your girlfriend about anything. I'll join in! Shazhu, I'll contact the rural areas first. I need to select a few. After the comparison, I'll know which ones are good and which ones are not! Jiefang and Guangqi will be in charge of the liaison. Is that okay?"

Sha Zhu nodded and said, "Jiefang, contact the tricycle. This time I will do it even if it means losing everything I have!"

Yan Jiefang rubbed his hands and said, "Okay, it's settled!"

Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu's gritting teeth and said, "Sha Zhu, don't make such a big deal. Don't you still have a job? If you lose everything, you have to sell your job and house, and then..."

"I'll fuck you...."