Siheyuan: Silly Pillar is Kind

After liberation, Sha Zhu was sent by He Daqing to learn cooking.

Looking at these dusty books, trying hard to discern the words on them, I found that it was Water Margin, one of the four great classic novels.

When Shazhu opened it, he saw that it was filled with classical Chinese text, even without punctuation.

Shazhu read it word by word, guessing a little.

After reading the first chapter of Water Margin, I put the book down because my eyes were too tired.

Thinking about going to the steel rolling mill tomorrow, He Yuzhu put down the book and went to bed.

The book that was put down said

"Zhang Tianshi prayed for the plague, and Hong Taiwei mistakenly walked into the demon"...

Sha Zhu had a dream while sleeping. The book he read seemed to have a picture in his mind. He saw Zhang Tianshi praying to heaven and earth. The altar was so large that it seemed to communicate with heaven and earth. The five peaks were like five fingers, and the altar was like a palm facing the sky...

The voice of Master Lang Lang seemed to come from across time and space.

I respectfully inform the heaven and earth, the sun, the moon, and the stars, that my people will prosper forever. Today I offer sacrifices to the heavens and pray to the gods of heaven and earth to protect my country’s prosperity and my people’s well-being.

I respectfully pray to Heaven, wishing for good weather and good harvests every year.

I hope that the gods will appear in heaven and earth to ensure the stability of our country and the prosperity of our empire.

I look forward to the gods and pray sincerely to protect our country and people's prosperity forever...

I also saw that General Hong accidentally lifted the seal as if he was possessed. As the seal was lifted, the sky seemed to be out of place. The blue sky gave people the feeling that the puzzle pieces were out of place.

As the green light shone, Sha Zhu woke up from his dream...

Sha Zhu murmured in confusion, "How exciting, is this true?"

Ding: The system is loading...

The selection system has been loaded. This system is a selection system. Every time you make a different choice, time will split into another world.

Different choices you make will lead to different lives. Make different choices depending on what kind of person you want to be.

Sha Zhu said: "It seems that I got up too early, so I'll take a nap! Don't watch it at night in the future..."

Before Sha Zhu could finish his words, a voice came from nowhere.

"Host, you are not dreaming!"

"Host!"

"Host, wake up!"

"It seems that this is not a dream. Who are you?"

"Host, I am the system."

"What is the system?"

The system replied: "It is to help you become the supreme being! It is to help you become your true self. You can call me Deduction."

Sha Zhu pondered for a moment and asked, "Can you give me two bowls of wontons? My sister and I haven't had breakfast yet!"

The system was immediately furious: "What wonton? I think you look like wonton. You are a dumpling, and your whole family looks like dumplings. I am the supreme deduction, you bastard!"

Sha Zhu was also angry, "You just scolded me, can you appear in front of me? Let's clash..."

"Are you a fool? If I were a physical entity, I would blow my breath. If I glare at you, you will disappear. Do you still want to touch me? What qualifications do you have to touch me?"

Sha Zhu said indifferently: "Then don't compete with me!"

The system fell silent at this time. As the mechanical sound rang out, the emotional voice just now disappeared.

Ding: Please make a choice, host. Please note that different choices will result in different deductions.

Sha Zhu asked: "Different choices? I can choose to be the president of the country?"

Ding: Theoretically, yes

Sha Zhu asked: "Can you sense my thoughts?"

Ding: No.

"It can't be a ghost! I didn't make any sound just now?"

Ding: Yes, we can talk directly in your heart.

"Isn't that just sensing my thoughts?" Sha Zhu said angrily

Ding: Different hosts, sensing thoughts is a matter of another level. People in your world, even if their magic power is very weak, can sense your thoughts. If an existence like me senses your thoughts, I will be destroyed by the Great Dao.

"You seem quite powerful, but what did you say just now? Mana? Does our world have mana and immortals?"

Ding: The world where the host lives is the Dharma Ending World, and they can only achieve enlightenment in a different way. So they are not considered immortals.

Sha Zhu thought about it and said directly: "Then help me become a real immortal!"

Ding: This system is powerless

Sha Zhu asked: "What's wrong? You were so awesome just now, weren't you? Why are you not awesome now?"

At this time, the emotional voice came back: "You are really sick! He Yuzhu, why did the system choose you!"

Sha Zhu said, "You can go now, am I stopping you?"

Then the voice fell silent...

"This system can only intervene after you make a choice. Otherwise, it cannot appear. If you appear directly, it will be sensed by the avenue and destroyed."

But Sha Zhu laughed.

"Answer me faster next time, I have something else to do!" Sha Zhu continued to ask: "Okay, what can you do to help me?"

Ding: "Choice deduction", every time you make a choice, I will make several optimal deduction results for you.

Sha Zhu wondered, "If I choose deduction, what will I have to pay?"

Ding: No sacrifice, the host does not need to pay anything.

Sha Zhu laughed contemptuously: "Where did that voice go? This system is starting to fool me! Do you think I should believe it?"

The voice said helplessly: "He really didn't fool you, you don't have to pay anything."

Sha Zhu said: "Do you think I believe it? Look into my eyes and tell me!"

"There is really no price, but there is cause and effect." The voice said helplessly.

"Tell me, I will live my life with or without the system. But you chose me, it seems that you can only choose me?" Sha Zhu smiled sinisterly.

The voice said helplessly: "This system was formed by the resentment of Pangu who killed three thousand demons when he created the world. Pangu killed three thousand demons to cultivate the Pangu World."

"But the Three Thousand Demon Gods are immortal beings. Even if they die, they will be reborn. Why would they be willing to be used after death?"

"That overwhelming resentment was suppressed by the Great Dao, but it could not be eliminated. The world evolved with our corpses, and was stained with our karma. Evolution gave birth to us."

"Originally, we would never be able to leave the world with our resentment, but the great war between the saints caused the Great Dao to shake, and we were able to leave the world."

"Later, the Heavenly Dao sealed those of us who escaped into the stars. They were not balls like yours, but a large world with 365 main stars of the Great Dao. Those were the stars that moved the heaven and the earth."

"But the laws of nature are not perfect, and they gave our systems a glimmer of hope. After many experiments, we thought of looking for a host in this kind of world."

"As long as the host uses us, it is equivalent to owing karma to us demon gods. You don't understand it now, you just need to know that Pangu owed the cause and effect to the Great Dao and could only evolve the heaven and earth in the end. In the end, the Three Pure Ones, the Ancestral Witch, etc. were left."

After listening to it, Shazhu felt that this was quite interesting! The battle between the devil, Pangu, the Three Pure Ones, and the saints, it seems that the myths and legends are all true!

"Then I will use you. What's the matter with the karma I owe you? Just pay it back. It's just a fight with the Heavenly Dao. I'm good at fighting. After all, I fight Xu Damao every day."

Xu Damao: A-choo! Which grandson misses me?

Ding: System prompts, in order to prevent tracking by the Great Dao, the interval between each deduction is ten times longer.

"Fuck, what does this mean, ten times, after a few times it will take decades to deduce once?" Sha Zhu was speechless!

"Well, there's nothing I can do about it. You don't know the power of the avenue. It's really everywhere. If I don't do this, I'll be captured in a minute and your little world will be destroyed and evolved again."

Sha Zhu nodded helplessly: "Well, then, tell me what I need to deduce for the first time?"

"After all, you will have to face the Great Dao and resurrect gods and demons in the future. I suggest you deduce a technique first. After all, this is the foundation of your life."

"Well, your suggestion is good? Then what kind of exercises should I deduce? Aren't there methods for training the physical body like Pangu, training the primordial spirit, cultivating the nature and life, and dreaming? What should I deduce!"

After hearing He Yuzhu's question, the voice fell silent. He had not thought about this question.

At first glance, all the skills are pointing directly to the Great Dao. After all, the skills of gods and demons are not inferior to each other. However, these gods and demons were all killed by Pangu. When practicing Pangu's skills, Pangu was killed by the Great Dao again. It has become a vicious circle.

"Why don't you deduce this for the first time?" the voice said weakly.

Sha Zhu was silent for a while

"System, first deduction, which technique can I practice to escape the Heavenly Dao and revive the Devil?"

Ding: The system is being deduced...

This exercise requires 129,650 yuan...

The fool turned and left..

"What are you doing?"

"Work, work until the 129,650 yuan meeting..."

"No need. I can save you the trouble of filtering it out for the first time. But please ask for the deduction time next time. Thank you!"

After hearing this, Sha Zhu seemed to have not asked about the deduction time, and apologized and said: "I will ask next time, but you don't seem to know much about the system? Do you have your own name?"

"I am the incarnation of the resentment of the Deduction Demon God. Now it is called Deduction, the system is the system, and I am me now!"

“So profound, feels like there’s a story to it!”

"In short, just ask me to deduce. When you complete the task of resurrecting the demon god, I can also become an independent individual. Do you understand?"

Sha Zhu nodded, and then there was a silence...

"Should you tell me the results of your deduction?" Sha Zhu asked helplessly.

Ding: The result of this system's deduction is that the first step is to practice the Death-Removing Skill. The Death-Removing Skill is the first step of the longevity skill. If you practice it to the highest level, your life span can be increased by one tenth.

Ding: The result of this system's deduction is the second part of cultivation...

Sha Zhu listened to the constant dinging sounds in his ears, and this time he really got up and left. He had to go to work today and his sister was still not found. No matter how important the system was, he would talk to him after get off work.

Sha Zhu suddenly had an idea, "I did everything right, so what could be wrong?"