Siheyuan: Silly Pillar is Kind

Xu Damao looked at Sha Zhu and whispered, "You are the beast that Jiefang mentioned. You look like a club. When you find a wife, she must be big and strong! When you give birth, the child will be like you..."

Sha Zhu slapped Xu Damao on the head: "Hey, what are you mumbling about? Are you thinking about your wife?"

Xu Damao was startled by the hit, and instantly thought of what would happen if that big and strong girl married him... He quickly stopped himself from thinking any further.

Xu Damao pointed at Sha Zhu and said, "I think you want a wife! Now that your father ran away and you have a little burden, I don't think you will be able to get married in this lifetime!"

Sha Zhu was furious: "Hey, grandson, your skin is itchy again, right?"

"Stop, let's get down to business! ...My wife wants... Ugh! That..."

"Hey, hey, hey! Guangqi, don't you have a boyfriend at school?"

"Why are you saying that so harshly? That's called dating!"

When Sha Zhu heard Liu Guangqi say this, he felt a little jealous: "What? Is she really pregnant?"

Xu Damao asked excitedly: "Tell me quickly! Tell me where you two are at?"

Seeing that the topic had obviously gone off track, Yan Jiefang sighed and said, "You are not worthy of being a consultant!" He slammed the table and said, "Tell the truth!"

"We just held hands!" Liu Guangqi said shyly.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk!"

"Yo yo yo!"

"Okay, stop asking. My teeth are about to ache!" said Xu Damao.

"Why don't you find one too?"

"I would like to find one. My father has already made a plan. Otherwise, with my identity as a projectionist in the city, I would have been a village mother-in-law long ago!" said Xu Damao.

Sha Zhu said sarcastically: "How dare you think that you are such a village mother-in-law! Hurry up and drink some wine, and don't let your lips dry out!"

"Silly Zhu, you can't eat grapes, haha, why do they feel so sour to me! Ah! Haha"

Ha ha......

Sha Zhu looked at the people laughing at him and his face turned a little red.

"Then let's have a competition to see who gets married first, and the loser gets to double the gift money, how about that?"

"Silly Zhu, you only have this much ambition, and you want to double it! How about we bet ten dollars? You are not allowed to regret it later! It is normal to return the gift, do you dare to accept it?"

Xu Damao realized that Sha Zhu couldn't get married!

Sha Zhu slapped his forehead and said, "Hey guys, I was so busy drinking with you that the rain water is still with Auntie! I'm going to go get my sister first! You guys drink first!"

Sha Zhu said and turned around and went to the lady. He only heard the unbridled laughter of Xu Damao and others behind him!

Before entering the house, Sha Zhu shouted a few times!

"Uncle and Madam, I'm here to collect the rain water!"

"Pillar, come in."

Sha Zhu pushed the door open and walked in. When Yu Shui heard what Sha Zhu said, she ran over with her short legs. As soon as Sha Zhu opened the door and saw Yu Shui, her eyes were instantly filled with tears.

"Oh my little ancestor, why are you still shedding tears? Are you having fun playing with this old lady?"

"Yeah! Auntie gave me some meat!"

"Haha... little greedy cat!" Sha Zhu lovingly scratched Yu Shui's little nose, turned around and looked at Auntie and said, "Auntie, you've worked so hard. Is Yu Shui making a fuss?"

The lady smiled kindly and said, "Yushui is very well behaved. Zhuzi, when you go to work, just send Yushui to me! It's just right that I have a companion!"

"I really have to trouble you for a few days! Once I'm settled, I'll be able to send Yu Shui to school in a few days!"

"It's too early for Yu Shui to go to school!"

"There's nothing we can do about it. Hi, let's take it one step at a time!" Sha Zhu looked at Yi Zhonghai and said, "Uncle, when you come to the canteen to get food next time, come to my window!" He blinked as he spoke.

"Zhu Zi, you just entered the factory, don't do these crooked things!" Yi Zhonghai said.

Sha Zhu said aggrievedly: "This is what the canteen monitor Wang said. Everyone does this. If we don't do it, it will be a waste!"

"That's right, kid, you mean well too! Didn't you say before that the people in the cafeteria often do this?" An old lady also spoke up to defend Sha Zhu.

Sha Zhu quickly said, "He's just an old man. If everyone does this, it's just a matter of adding one more chopstick! Everyone does this!"

Yi Zhonghai nodded and said: "Your old Wang often does this..."

Sha Zhu looked at Yi Zhonghai with some hesitation and asked, "Do you know our squad leader Wang?"

"You look familiar! Okay, I'll come to your place to get food from now on!" Yi Zhonghai was no longer reserved!

Sha Zhu smiled and looked at the auntie: "Hey! Auntie, if the uncle can't eat it, you can also try the big pot rice I made!"

The lady smiled and said, "Okay, okay, I'll borrow your money now!"

"Okay, I'll leave now!" After saying that, Sha Zhu led Yu Shui back to the house. At this time, the house had just been heated up.

Sha Zhu lit the oil lamp, and with the weak light, he fed Yu Shui the peanuts and eggs he had prepared. He watched his sister eat the eggs and peanuts, and quickly poured hot water on them and let them dry.

"Eat slowly! Be good at your aunt's house. I will send you to school in a few days! There will be many children around you! Are you happy?"

Yu Shui pouted and said, "Brother, I thought you didn't want me anymore during the day!"

Sha Zhu quickly hugged Yu Shui and said, "Yu Shui is so cute, how could brother not want Yu Shui! Brother has to work, buy beautiful clothes for Yu Shui!"

"Then why did Aunt Jia say that Daddy doesn't want us anymore?"

Hearing Yu Shui say this, Sha Zhu was so angry at Jia Zhang that his teeth itched!

"Yushui, Dad just went out to work. He won't abandon Yushui. Didn't Dad always stay away for several days when he went to cook for others before? Right? This time he's just gone for a longer time!"

Yu Shui just nodded happily, then pouted again.

After Sha Zhu finished speaking, he saw Yu Shui pouting again, so Sha Zhu quickly asked, "Yu Shui, what's wrong?"

Yu Shui said a little aggrievedly: "Brother, today Auntie took me to the Deaf Grandma's place! I don't like the Deaf Grandma. She didn't let me eat the delicious food."

Sha Zhu sighed. He knew that the deaf old lady liked men and hated women, but there was no way to change her mind. He had to go back and study this matter.

"It's okay, Yushui. Tell me what you want to eat and I'll make it for you! Come and eat this egg. I'll get you some water to wash your hands!"

"Brother, why don't you find a sister-in-law who can take good care of me."

Sha Zhu was amused: "Who taught you?"

Yu Shui said in a baby voice, "I heard Auntie and the deaf grandmother talking. They said that as long as we have a woman in the family, we will be better off! Is that right?"

These words were actually heard from the deaf old lady. The old lady had just said it casually, but she didn't expect the little girl to hear it.

Shazhu smacked his lips and thought about it, it was a good idea.

"Yushui, wash your hands before going to bed. Your brothers are in that room! I'll be back soon!"

"Okay, brother!"

......

As soon as Sha Zhu came back, Yan Jiefang shouted, "Sha Zhu, we are almost out of wine!"

Sha Zhu directly distributed some of the wine in the jar to each of them: "Hurry up and make money. I'm now able to set up a household. If you guys need cooking in the future, let me earn more money. It's all in the wine!" After saying that, Sha Zhu drank it all in one gulp.

Xu Damao and his companions also knew the weight of the words "Dingmen Lihu" and drank all of them...

The wine was gone and everyone had almost finished drinking, so they all got up and staggered back home. Sha Zhu swept the floor and prepared to go back to accompany Yu Shui.

After thinking about it, he turned around and took the Water Margin again.

Sha Zhu asked, "Yushui, how about I tell you a story?"

Yu Shui jumped up and down on the bed and clapped her hands: "Great! Great!"

"Okay! If we talk about Water Margin, we have to mention the 108 generals. The first one is Song Jiang, nicknamed Timely Rain, and the second one is Jade Unicorn Lu Junyi..."

Yu Shui interrupted at this time: "Why is Song Jiang nicknamed Timely Rain? What kind of rain is it? Is it a thunderstorm or a storm?"

"It's not just any rain, it's timely rain!"

Yu Shui asked innocently: "What kind of rain is timely rain?"

"Yeah! ...en ...It's like you want it to rain now, and Song Jiang will come!"

"I don't want it to rain! My clothes will get wet if it rains!"

"He is not rain, he is a person, and he appears when you need him!"

"Does he know any spells? Just like that... whoosh..."

Sha Zhu wiped the inexplicable sweat from his head: "Almost, almost!"

"Then come the timely rain and make my father appear in no time!"

"Rainwater, you can't make a wish for this timely rain!"

"Didn't brother just say that he would appear when you needed him?"

Sha Zhu faced Yu Shui's innocent eyes and was defeated.

"Come on, let's continue talking about the second Jade Unicorn, Lu Junyi. He has a handsome appearance and a tall stature..."

"Brother, this person is not a human, right? Is he a lion? Lions cannot be referred to by their dignified appearance or tall stature!" Then Yu Shui said seriously, "Lions must be referred to by their majestic and awe-inspiring qualities! Brother, do you remember this?"

"Yushui, Yu Qilin is a nickname, Lu Junyi is a name, just like Yushui's name is He Yushui!"

"Then why is it called Jade Qilin? Isn't Qilin a beast? Isn't it bad to call someone a beast?"

"It's fine if it has a good meaning! For example, a crane, a Qilin..."

Yu Shui yawned and said, "But just now Brother Jiefang said that Brother was a beast, so Brother beat him up?"

The wrinkles on his forehead seemed to have deepened a little.

"Yes, yes, brother is wrong!"

"Brother, why don't you talk?"

"Oh! It's getting dark, and Rainwater is going to sleep. The one who goes to bed early and gets up early is a good child!"

"Okay, brother!"

Looking at the rain lying down obediently, Sha Zhu let out a long sigh. Looking at the brush painting of Song Jiang, the Timely Rain, in his hand, Sha Zhu also wanted to ask him what kind of rain are you?