Pokémon: I'm just an ordinary breeder

Yes, just looking at the appearance and smell, I think everyone would say that.

Could this be the elf egg of Chou Chou Mud?

Who the hell wants this thing? A small Lada is better than this.

It's just that the stinky mud is too smelly and it's almost impossible to train it.

If you put it at home, the whole house will probably smell bad.

Maybe your neighbors will even complain, saying that you are keeping shit in the residential building!

In fact, the boss himself thinks that this elf egg is a Mud Egg.

What's so great about stinky mud? Most people think so.

It is even less likely that girls will like this kind of Pokémon.

However, Dongfang Yan has a cheating device.

Of course I know what kind of egg this elf egg is.

This Pokémon is one of his famous Pokémon in the original world, the game world.

One of his favorite Pokémon.

Elf: Shiny Slowpoke (Level 0)

Potential: B

Gender: male

Attribute: Water/Super Power

Status: healthy

Features: Regeneration (take a break, come back immediately, and restore 1/3 of your health when you take it back into the Poké Ball)

Inherited skills: telekinesis, yawn, laziness, trickery, curse, healing wave

Basic skills: None

Skill CD: None

Props to carry: none

Note: Slowpoke likes to stay on the rocks by the water and think deeply, and its shed tail is a delicacy. It is said that Slowpoke looks a little bit not so smart because it is too smart. It really looks like that!

It turned out to be a flash!

Slowpoke's glitter color is light purple, which combined with the foul-smelling black mud on its Pokémon egg turns it into dark purple.

When mixed together, it looks very much like a stinky mud egg.

If Dongfang Yan did not have the eye of true vision and did not rely directly on his own subjective judgment.

Otherwise, Dongfang Yan would have bought the Ibrahimovic egg and left.

I don't like this stuff called stinky mud, and most people won't buy it. Even those who buy it are not ordinary people. Who would want it?

"Young man, if you don't like anything, forget it and go look at other stalls!"

Seeing that Dongfang Yan had not yet recovered from his shock, the stall owner couldn't help but remind him.

Although I am in competition with other bosses here.

But if the customer doesn’t like it, you can’t force them to buy it.

Dongfang Yan looked at the helpless boss and said with an idea:

"Boss, this is too difficult for you. With this thing around, won't business be very slow these days?"

"That's right. Almost no one comes to my shop. Even if they do, they are all driven away. I haven't opened for a few days. Business is not good now. I tell you..."

So Dongfang Yan and the stall owner cried and told each other their secrets.

During the time they were chatting, they were almost becoming brothers.

"Brother, if you like any of these elf eggs, feel free to buy them. I will sell them to you at cost price!"

The stall owner said with great pride.

Business has been really bad these days, and my wife at home is making trouble for me again.

Finally, I found someone to talk to. Although he is young, he speaks very well and I am willing to give him some discount.

What is life about looking forward, what is how the steel was tempered, what are the three secrets of success...

At the end, he said, "Understand the applause!"

The stall owner clapped his hands desperately and said while clapping that he had lived a lifetime without seeing as much as his child.

Dongfang Yan smiled and said, it’s just like picking apples by standing on the shoulders of giants!

If you give a high emotional intelligence answer, this situation will not happen.

……

"Brother, are you going to be a Pokémon trainer?"

the stall owner asked.

Dongfang Yan nodded, this was true.

Then the stall owner said earnestly, "My dear little brother, I advise you to save some money and go to the elf breeding house to buy an elf with guaranteed qualifications. There is no need to follow others and try your luck here."

"I know, boss. I'm just buying a few for fun. You can give me the cost price. I'll just buy one or two elf eggs. There's no problem!"

Dongfang Yan explained with a smile.

When the stall owner heard Dongfang Yan say this, he didn't want to persuade him anymore.

It feels a bit wrong to persuade them again, as if I want to go back on my word and not give the cost price.

Seeing that the boss didn't try to persuade him anymore, Dongfang Yan picked up the magnifying glass and pretended to take a look.

Then he covered his mouth and nose and came to the Ibrahimovic Egg. Seeing the calm look on the boss's face, he picked up the Ibrahimovic Egg and said:

"Boss, help me get this!"

After settling down, Dongfang Yan had already picked up the elf egg, and the boss himself couldn't say anything more.

He nodded and took out a transparent glass cabinet with a full sense of technology from the small warehouse at the back.

"Would you like me to help you clean it up?"

The stall owner looked at Dongfang Yan and asked.

Dongfang Yan shook his head and said:

"No, no, no, you've already given me the cost price, so let's just forget about these little things!"

The boss listened and nodded with satisfaction.

"You can pick another one, and I'll still give you the cost price!"

Once words are spoken, they can be taken back. Besides, when I purchased the eggs, I also bought them at a fixed price.

You will definitely not lose money, it’s just a matter of whether you earn more or less.

Dongfang Yan listened, pretended to think for a moment, then pointed at the dark purple, smelly elf egg and said:

"Boss, give me that egg please!"

It was as if the air paused.

"No way, little brother, are you kidding me? I don't want this elf egg anymore. Why did you buy a stinky mud egg? Even if you have money, it's not the way to make money!"

The stall owner looked like he had seen a ghost.

The time has come to show off my acting skills, Dongfang Yan thought to himself.

After all, these bosses selling elf eggs are more shrewd than each other.

If only the stall owner wasn't easier to talk to.

You have to prepare yourself so much at the beginning, otherwise who would care about you, a junior high school student?

What's more, a junior high school student would be suspicious if he bought an elf egg of unknown origin that no one wanted.

Do you wonder if there is something wrong with this elf egg, or if you have made a mistake?

What if the boss finds out something and keeps it and doesn't sell it, there's nothing you can do about it.

"Boss! I just wanted to help you get rid of this egg so that you can do business properly since you talked to me so kindly and gave me the cost price!"

It’s really not the stall owner’s fault for thinking too much.

The child in front of him was about the same age as his own child, and he was originally talking to him with the intention of teasing him.

Who would have known that this child was so smart and knew a lot, but he was also very simple-minded.

While I was thinking about giving him a discount, he was actually thinking about how to help me do business. This made the stall owner feel the truth, goodness and beauty of the world!

"Okay little bro, if you want this stinky egg, I'll give it to you. You can pick another one. After I finish this order, I'm going to go home and rest for a few days!"

After all, you still have to live a good life with your wife.

A man is a tough guy. He always has to be upright outside, but he still has to be low-key in front of his wife.

The stall owner was thinking happily in his heart, and was also thinking about whether he should bring some food for his wife.

When Dongfang Yan heard this, he was shocked!

He kept refusing, but there was a strange light in his eyes.

He quickly looked at the elf eggs, scanning them constantly, afraid of missing out on any "good stuff" and being sad.

Soon, Dongfang Yan saw another decent elf egg.

The rest is really just so-so.

This made Dongfang Yan understand.

The gambling market is really like this: you either get rich overnight, or you spend a huge sum of money and lose it all in the end without making a single wave.

Elf: Walking Grass (Level 0)

Potential: D

Gender: female

Attribute: Grass/Poison

Status: healthy

Features: Chlorophyll (on sunny days, the speed doubles)

Inherited skills: Poison powder, green grass field

Basic skills: None

Skill CD: None

Props to carry: none

Note: When the walking grass finds fertile soil, it will bury itself in it. When buried in the soil, its feet will seem to turn into the shape of tree roots.

It's okay. After all, I got it by gambling. It's better than spending a lot of money to buy an ordinary elf in a breeder.

And a walking grass that inherited the green grass field is awesome, okay!

"Boss, let's choose this one. How much is it?"

The stall owner was already covering his nose as he put the Slowpoke eggs into a transparent glass cabinet.

Looking back, I saw that Dongfang Yan had already made his choice. He nodded, took off his gloves, and covered the food with a glass lid. The smell around him instantly faded a lot.

"Okay, let me install it for you. It'll cost you 20 yuan. Can you afford it? Won't your family say anything?"

At this time, the stall owner noticed that Dongfang Yan did not seem to be accompanied by his parents.

"It's okay. My family let me handle the money myself."

Dongfang Yan also saw the boss's concerns.

He interrupted and said that he just wanted to take the eggs home quickly.

You have to take good care of the Slowpoke's eggs.

After all, it's a shiny elf. I have never seen even an ordinary Slowpoke, let alone a shiny Slowpoke.

Traveling to the world of Pokémon, who would have known that his first Pokémon would be a Shiny Pokémon.

As expected of a man who possesses a system, there is no doubt that he is the son of luck.

Dongfang Yan watched the boss pack up the three elf eggs and send them to him, then he immediately used his card to pay 25 yuan for the boss.

He didn't particularly want to take advantage of the boss.

After all, I have got what I wanted most.

The boss looked at the extra 5 yuan and wanted to remind Dongfang Yan that he had paid too much.

When I looked up, Dongfang Yan had already picked up the three elf eggs and ran away.

The stall owner smiled and shook his head, then packed up and prepared to go home.

……