Naruto: In Konoha, living with the girlish Naruto and Sasuke

There is thick fog in the morning.

Today is the first day since Konoha's funeral and the second day since Konoha's collapse plan.

In the past, the news of the death of the Kage of the Ninja Village would be concealed because the death of each Kage would cause turmoil in the village and people's hearts would be unstable.

Hiding the death of the Hokage at this time could prevent being targeted by the major ninja villages. However, to everyone's surprise, Konoha did not hide the news of the death of the Third Hokage at all.

Even many ninja villages did not send out ninjas to investigate the news, but the news had already spread to their villages.

It was as if Konoha was eager for all the major ninja villages to know the news about Konoha.

At the same time, along with the news of the third generation's death, Shen Yunhan's true identity - Gu Gao Zhi Han - was also spread to the major ninja villages.

That is the ultimate order given by the major ninja villages to the ninjas who go out on missions.

——When encountering Konoha's lonely and arrogant master, he can give up any mission he is carrying out and return to the village without any punishment.

This surprised many people.

Moreover, Konoha seemed to intentionally expose Shen Yunhan's strength. They used the Flying Thunder God Technique and the Mangekyō Sharingan to knock Gaara, who was using the Fake Sleep Technique, into unconsciousness, and let the Sand Ninja rebuild Konoha and release the news that Shen Yunhan might become Hokage.

This is no longer surprise, this is sheer terror!

A super shadow-level warrior who has mastered the Flying Thunder God Technique at the age of thirteen, possesses the Mangekyō Sharingan, and can defeat the One-Tailed Shukaku is going to be the Hokage of Konoha. What kind of terrible news is this for the ninja villages that have had all kinds of grievances with Konoha?

This is tantamount to telling them, "We in Konoha have a sharp blade pointing at you. As long as you don't know better, this blade will pierce your body and make you feel great."

In this situation, how could any ninja village be able to withstand it? Many ninja villages sent ninjas to sign an "alliance agreement" with Konoha Village.

In fact, they all knew in their hearts that this alliance agreement was nothing more than a piece of waste paper. As long as Konoha wanted to, they could tear up the agreement and attack them at any time. However, they had to do it because it was a kind of respect for Konoha to some extent.

If they didn't send this alliance agreement, no one could guarantee whether Shen Yunhan would think that they looked down on Konoha and directly massacre their village.

They simply could not bear such consequences. So they sent people to Konoha to propose an alliance agreement, and at the same time sent people to other ninja villages to sign a "joint agreement" to prevent Konoha from attacking their respective ninja villages.

"Ding-ling, ding-ling..."

There were bursts of bell sounds. In the thick fog, two figures, one tall and one short, wearing red cloud and black robes and bamboo hats, slowly walked towards the Konoha Village.

The bells on their hats made a sound from time to time with their footsteps.

“Um, you guys…”

The Konoha ninja who was guarding the gate alone was about to say something when he saw two figures walking by him. The two figures paused. The shorter figure turned around and showed the ninja a sharp, weird eye.

Then, the ninja felt sleepy and slowly fell asleep.

The sun emerged and the thick fog dispersed. The two figures disappeared, as if they had never appeared.

However, the guard ninja lying on the ground and the sound of the bell gradually fading away are telling us that this is definitely not a fact that has never happened...

Inside Konoha Village, on the rooftop of the Hokage Building, Shen Yunhan and Jiraiya were staring at each other, with ninjas and ANBU kneeling on one knee next to them.

Originally, Shen Yunhan wanted to continue practicing the Sage Mode today, but was forced by a group of ninjas in the village to become Hokage. Of course, he refused to agree, as he only wanted to reform and didn't want to deal with various affairs in the village.

Let the ninjas go find Jiraiya and make him the biggest enemy.

Jiraiya was not a big scapegoat, so of course he would not do that. But, after all, the village affairs had to be handled by someone, so the two of them came to the rooftop of the Hokage Building to brainwash each other, asking the other to be the big scapegoat.

Obviously, a teenager who has received a good 21st century education and a wretched uncle who is only interested in "collecting materials" cannot be brainwashed into being a big bastard.

"You lecherous sage, you have to handle Konoha's affairs." Shen Yunhan and Jiraiya stared at each other for a long time, then continued:

"I'm too young and can't handle many things. You've traveled a lot and seen a lot of things, so you're the best at handling village affairs."

"Stop talking nonsense. All the previous Hokage have recognized you as the best candidate to succeed Hokage. How could you not handle the affairs of the village? You have to do this kind of thing." Jiraiya didn't buy Shen Yunhan's nonsense at all. He waved his hand and said.

"That'll take some time for me to grow up, right? I'm only thirteen years old, aren't you afraid that I'll take care of the affairs of the village?"

"Impossible, absolutely impossible. The only thing that matters in the village right now is rebuilding the village. Apart from that, there is nothing else important. How could you have destroyed the village?"

"Of course I will. After all, I'm still young, and I have to serve as the head of the Anbu. A person's energy is limited. If I'm not careful, will this village be taken over by me?" Shen Yunhan spread his hands and pretended to be helpless.

How could he, a junior immortal with a perfect Uzumaki physique, be without energy? He just didn't want to deal with Konoha's affairs. Even saying "serving as the head of the Anbu" was just an excuse.

"You said you wanted to be the head of ANBU?" Jiraiya's eyes suddenly lit up and he said.

"I was just saying..."

"Okay, it's settled." Zilai didn't wait for Shen Yunhan to finish speaking, and rushed to speak:

"You go be your ANBU chief and don't have to deal with village affairs. I'll figure out the rest."

Shen Yunhan was dumbfounded.

I'm just saying it, you don't really believe it, do you? Really, you're going to conscript me just for joking?

"Being the ANBU chief is just an excuse."

Shen Yunhan wanted to speak out, but he knew that if he did, he would have to deal with all kinds of affairs in the village.

After all, how can an excuse once made continue to be an excuse?

So he had no choice but to become the head of the Anbu, but this was much better than being the one who handled all the affairs of the village.

"So you are going to handle the affairs of the village?" Shen Yunhan, who had agreed to be the head of the Anbu, asked Jiraiya helplessly.

Jiraiya chuckled and said in a somewhat vulgar way: "There are so many outstanding young people in the village, why do they need an old man like me? I think the young people named Shikaku from the Nara family and Kakashi are pretty good."

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