Naruto: In Konoha, living with the girlish Naruto and Sasuke

"Pfft, you rascal, hahahaha!" Jiraiya burst into laughter.

Tsunade on the side couldn't help laughing.

This, the title of "Skinny Snake" is really suitable for this guy Orochimaru. Even the creator of the Yin Seal, he only maintained his appearance, but Orochimaru not only maintained his appearance over the years, but became younger and more handsome. This is really too shameless.

Orochimaru didn't care about the two people's ridicule of him. He just turned his head to look at Shen Yunhan and said:

"Han-kun, this is a meeting between our three ninjas. I trust you will not interfere, right?"

"Of course I won't interfere." Shen Yunhan said, and then slowly pulled out the Tang sword in his hand, saying: "I can only stab."

"Yun Han, as a man, you should not only know how to stab others, you should also learn how to stab others."

Jiraiya suddenly spoke with a lewd look on his face.

"If you don't speak, no one will think you are dumb." Tsunade yelled at him.

"hey-hey……"

Jiraiya smiled obscenely and said nothing more.

"Orochimaru, what do you want to do here?" Tsunade ignored Jiraiya and turned to Orochimaru.

"Are you going to do your cruel experiment again?" She asked with a frown.

"Hehe, actually my original purpose was to come to you." Orochimaru sneered at me twice, glanced at Shen Yunhan, and said: "It was just that I heard a loud noise when I was outside the town, and then I entered the town."

"Now that I think about it, the noise should have been caused by Han Jun, right?" Orochimaru asked Shen Yunhan.

"No, it's Lady Tsunade." Shen Yunhan said lightly.

"Tsunade?" Orochimaru said, and turned his gaze to Tsunade. His pair of snake eyes emitted a cold light, like a poisonous snake that had been hiding in the dark for decades.

"Hehe, it seems that Jiraiya, the idiot, is sick again." He sneered. Seeing that Jiraiya was covered in dust, with messy hair and looked very embarrassed, he guessed the reason.

"Compared to me, you are the one who is sick." Jiraiya looked at Orochimaru and said.

"Haha, idiot." Orochimaru sneered at him, turned to look at Tsunade, and said: "I need you to heal my arm, Tsunade."

"Why am I treating you?" Tsunade asked sarcastically, "Is it because you attacked the village or because you killed our teacher?"

"You should understand that what I did was right for the village." Orochimaru said in a hoarse voice.

Tsunade was silent for a while, and then said: "Give up, I will not help you heal your arm."

"Yes, once your arm is healed, you will surely continue to attack the village," Jiraiya said coldly.

"You are indeed an idiot. Do you think I would attack a village where Han Jun is in charge?" Orochimaru asked Jiraiya sarcastically:

"Why are you still so stupid after all these years? Is your brain all used up on those yellow wastes?"

"Bullshit! That's material collection. Do you understand what material collection is? You, a scoundrel living underground, don't know anything about the beauty of the world!" Jiraiya retorted loudly.

"Eternal life is the best thing in the world!" Orochimaru said in a sudden high-pitched voice.

"It's obviously gambling!"

Tsunade also raised her voice.

Looking at the three people quarreling, Shen Yunhan was speechless.

The leaders of the three evils of pornography, gambling and drugs are actually arguing about what is the beauty in the world?

If it were in his previous life, he would have been amused by these three people.

"Okay, I don't want to say anything more. Tsunade, help me heal my arm, and I can help you revive Dan and Rope Tree." Orochimaru didn't want to talk nonsense, and said as he looked at Tsunade with his snake eyes.

"Resurrect Dan and Rope Tree?" Tsunade was shocked, her beautiful eyes suddenly shrank, and her body couldn't help but tremble.

Duan had spoken for her in the village team meeting before, which made her very fond of him. He then started to pursue her vigorously.

The scumbag's routine, the same experience, and the fact that Tsunade was still in her naive stage at the time made Dan think that she was a like-minded friend.

He regarded the friendship with his best friend as the relationship between a man and a woman, and regarded the breakup as his first love.

Although it's stupid, it cannot be denied that this is a characteristic that many young women have.

They easily mistake some feelings for love. As long as men are willing and try to get along with them, many women will confuse it with love.

——It has nothing to do with rich or poor.

Fortunately, their relationship was not too close, and Duan died on the battlefield. This was a blessing in disguise for Tsunade.

"You, can you really resurrect Dan and Rope Tree?!" Tsunade asked Orochimaru tremblingly.

"Of course." Orochimaru smiled complacently and said, "With my Impure World Reincarnation, I can revive anyone as long as there is a suitable sacrifice."

"So, come on, Tsunade, heal my arm!"

Orochimaru smiled at Tsunade.

Tsunade's body was shaking, and her footsteps seemed to show signs of moving. This made Orochimaru's snake eyes tremble, and his heart was filled with joy.

"Tsunade! You will cause him to bring greater harm to the village by doing this!" Jiraiya said quickly.

"Hehe, Jiraiya, stop talking nonsense. It is human nature to save those close to you." Orochimaru sneered and said:

"If someone is unwilling to save those close to him, he cannot be considered a human being. Do you think Tsunade is not a human being?"

After he finished speaking, Jiraiya fell silent.

That’s right, they are all human beings, how could they not be willing to save those who are close to them?

He would rather die than let Jiraiya save his parents, family, or even Minato and Naruko.

"To be honest, you're both pretty stupid."

Shen Yunhan's indifferent voice came.

Orochimaru's expression suddenly darkened, and he said, "Han Jun, what do you mean by this?"

It’s fine if you say Tsunade is stupid, but why are you talking about me, Orochimaru?

In today's ninja world, if I, Orochimaru, claim to be second in IQ, no one would dare to claim to be first!

How come it becomes "stupid" in your mouth?

Shen Yunhan looked at Orochimaru as if he were an idiot and asked:

"Are you an idiot? Your arm is sealed, not cut off or dug out. Lady Tsunade can still reconnect it for you."

"Tell me, even if you were treated after being sealed, can your arm still recover?"

His gaze became more excessive.

Looking at this gaze, Orochimaru felt as if Shen Yunhan saw his brain being eaten by a dog.

Orochimaru was a little angry, but there was nothing he could do to refute it.

To be honest, it's a bit stupid.

Ignoring Orochimaru's anger, he turned to look at Tsunade who was still trembling, and said:

"He has already said that the technique he uses to revive people is Impure World Reincarnation, which is the technique of the Second Daime Tobirama-sama. Lady Tsunade, as the granddaughter of Tobirama-sama, you should know exactly what the Impure World Reincarnation is."

...

Shen Yunhan: The three ninjas have some experience with that. I say, it seems like it's time to implement the nine-year compulsory education like in the ninja world.

Youlong: Oh, yes, yes, yes.

Then Youlong started typing on the computer.

——A future ninja legend, when going to the toilet, they were suffocated to death because they couldn't find a toilet, then Saya opened her Mangekyō in anger, and Naruko learned Wood Release in seconds. They shouted in unison: We want to create a world full of toilets.

The era of ninjas is over, and the era of big toilets has begun!